nukleocide: god made adam and eve not adam and steve girlypropaganda: terrrrrrrible nukleocide: I'm full of em girlypropaganda: i bet you are. you do love church nukleocide: they stopped having a wednesday service nukleocide: I'm now in the market for a new church girlypropaganda: oh no! girlypropaganda: gotta go three times a week at least nukleocide: I go on wednesday so that I can be hungover on sunday nukleocide: there goes your "tom's a good christian" theory
#249 [Text] by ~PolishPride Added on Aug 09, 2007
XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:39:51 PM): andy grum??? WoodPusherPL (11:39:58 PM): nope never herd of him WoodPusherPL (11:40:03 PM): where does he liv XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:40:10 PM): o ok uhm idk WoodPusherPL (11:40:18 PM): state? XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:41:25 PM): illinois XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:41:30 PM): were u live?? WoodPusherPL (11:41:30 PM): oh damn thats why WoodPusherPL (11:41:35 PM): im from alaska XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:41:39 PM): y?? XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:41:42 PM): yea rite WoodPusherPL (11:41:45 PM): not kidding XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:41:52 PM): uhm sure ok WoodPusherPL (11:42:01 PM): Silver Bay Alaska WoodPusherPL (11:42:17 PM): anywho how the hell did you get my SN XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:42:38 PM): lol idk how but ur on mi buddy list WoodPusherPL (11:42:43 PM): O_o WoodPusherPL (11:42:53 PM): on what WoodPusherPL (11:42:59 PM): aim? XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:43:01 PM): mi buddy list XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:43:09 PM): idk how u got there either WoodPusherPL (11:43:25 PM): hnmm never herd of you or you andy grum friend XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:43:38 PM): anyway XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:43:56 PM): r u a guy or a gurl?? WoodPusherPL (11:44:05 PM): .... im a guy WoodPusherPL (11:44:08 PM): my name is chris XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:44:15 PM): ok thats wut i thought XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:44:20 PM): how old r u?? WoodPusherPL (11:44:22 PM): 18 XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:44:28 PM): o ok WoodPusherPL (11:45:08 PM): and you are how old? XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:45:13 PM): 15 WoodPusherPL (11:45:15 PM): ... XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:45:21 PM): wut?? WoodPusherPL (11:45:19 PM): cool XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:45:25 PM): yea i guess XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:45:26 PM): lol WoodPusherPL (11:45:45 PM): well ima go seal hunting now WoodPusherPL (11:45:52 PM): sooo bye bye XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:45:57 PM): wth??? WoodPusherPL (11:46:11 PM): you know where you kill seals WoodPusherPL (11:46:14 PM): seal hunting WoodPusherPL (11:46:17 PM): its a sport here XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:46:35 PM): ur sick XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:46:37 PM): lol WoodPusherPL (11:46:35 PM): ... WoodPusherPL (11:46:48 PM): im on a team i need to make money somehow XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:47:09 PM): i hope a fricking polar bear eats ur ass!!!! WoodPusherPL (11:47:13 PM): I HAVE NO ASS XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:47:25 PM): uhm alritey WoodPusherPL (11:47:27 PM): IT WAS EATEN BY YOUR MOM WoodPusherPL (11:47:31 PM): WHOS A POLAR BEAR XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:48:05 PM): wth is ur problem?? WoodPusherPL (11:48:32 PM): im a penguin who never got laid then got eaten by a fuckin polar bear thats what XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:49:12 PM): lol uhm ur strange WoodPusherPL (11:49:25 PM): no im alaskan XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:49:32 PM): yea i know that WoodPusherPL (11:49:39 PM): sure you do XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:49:44 PM): lol WoodPusherPL (11:49:49 PM): with your polar bear family XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:49:55 PM): wut?? WoodPusherPL (11:50:02 PM): thats right XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:50:08 PM): uhm ok WoodPusherPL (11:50:17 PM): Do A Barrel Roll WoodPusherPL (11:51:02 PM): well i really have to go seal hunting now WoodPusherPL (11:51:12 PM): before my dad decides its goofy time XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:51:30 PM): alrite if u live in alaska then wut time is it?? WoodPusherPL (11:51:40 PM): hold up lemme find a clock XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:52:06 PM): ok ur lying u dno't live in alaska cuz u have a clock on ur computer WoodPusherPL (11:52:03 PM): almost 9 WoodPusherPL (11:52:13 PM): ... XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:52:19 PM): ok WoodPusherPL (11:52:18 PM): i dont have a clock in my room XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:52:28 PM): uhm WoodPusherPL (11:52:35 PM): oh shit I TOLD YOU I HAVE TO GO WoodPusherPL (11:52:47 PM): NOW ITS GOOFY TIME XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:53:03 PM): alritey yea the seals r getting away!!! XxLiPsAnGeLxX (8:53:05 PM): wtu??? WoodPusherPL (11:53:41 PM): SHIT SHIT SHIT XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:53:49 PM): wut?? WoodPusherPL (11:53:48 PM): i FUCKING HATE GOOFY WoodPusherPL (11:53:50 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO XxLiPsAnGeLxX (11:53:58 PM): wut is goofy time WoodPusherPL signed off at 8:54:00 PM.
nukleocide: they want me to design them a site rjenkins39: LOL! rjenkins39: go fuck tha beetle juice chick nukleocide: uhh what rjenkins39: TEH ONE WITH THE HUGE TEETH rjenkins39: that looks like rjenkins39: she was found on the street corner nukleocide: no, I mean why did you lol me rjenkins39: CAUSE I HAVE A FATTY IN MY MOUTH rjenkins39: AND ITS LIEK IM SITTING NEXT TO JESUS rjenkins39: IN TEH GSKY rjenkins39: COCK OR GTFO
#242 [Text] by Anonymous Added on Jun 25, 2007
andy: i couldn't get gentoo to work andy: i double clicked the iso or whatever andy: but it just gave me like andy: some stupid choose program window andy: and linux wasnt one of the options
rjenkins39: I am no epic failer nukleocide: failure? rjenkins39: wat
#240 [Text] by Anonymous Added on Jun 11, 2007
rjenkins39 (2:29:26 AM): why do you enjoy playing virtual porn games? rjenkins39 (2:29:33 AM): How do you find excitement out of it nukleocide (2:30:01 AM): well it's either naked chicks that I can tell what to do on a computer or naked chicks doing w/e in jpeg's on a computer nukleocide (2:30:07 AM): or amanda who isn't here right now
nukleocide: propably nukleocide: probably tmeash: how did that b flip itself?
nukleocide: my girlfriend left her watch here the other day and it keeps beeping nukleocide: if I throw it out the window do you think she'll forgot that she left it here?
#231 [Text] by Anonymous Added on May 31, 2007
Red Dead Romance (12:34:45 AM): I talked to him about a Tetris tournament. noraarezsne (12:34:58 AM): that'd be fun Red Dead Romance (12:35:01 AM): AKA Aaron Enszer getting his ass beat dowwwnn noraarezsne (12:35:11 AM): oooooo noraarezsne (12:35:14 AM): fightin words Red Dead Romance (12:35:15 AM): 147 lines, biatch Red Dead Romance (12:35:18 AM): Haha noraarezsne (12:35:30 AM): what? thats it? noraarezsne (12:35:38 AM): you know it maxs out at 999 right noraarezsne (12:35:43 AM): and i just go by score from there Red Dead Romance (12:35:44 AM): Haha. noraarezsne (12:36:03 AM): i spend abnpout 11 hours of play on my eendless marathon noraarezsne (12:36:21 AM): im not shitting you, i'll show you my high score some time lol Red Dead Romance (12:36:35 AM): Tell you what man, if that doesn't get you laid, nothing will.
nukleocide: the quote of you getting banned is also on OA rjenkins39: <a href="http://www.obsceneart.net/quotes/221">http://www.obsceneart.net/quotes/221</a> nukleocide: <a href="http://www.obsceneart.net/quotes/221">http://www.obsceneart.net/quotes/221</a> nukleocide: heh rjenkins39: beat you nukleocide: I know nukleocide: doppler effect nukleocide: cuz your east and I'm west rjenkins39: never eat soggy waffles rjenkins39: west is that way rjenkins39: I can never remember which way it is ;c nukleocide: west is left rjenkins39: yes thats why I said rjenkins39: never eat soggy waffles
rjenkins39: SQL Error : 1146 Table 'rjenkins39_caring' doesn't exist
rjenkins39: can u werk wit dat rjenkins39: <a href="http://www.bossip.com/uploaded_images/vida5-734504.JPG">http://www.bossip.com/uploaded_images/vida5-734504.JPG</a> nukleocide: brb nukleocide: now what about the hot semi naked chick? rjenkins39: can u werk wit dat nukleocide: photoshop? rjenkins39: .. rjenkins39: I mean rjenkins39: can u werk rjenkins39: with her ridin ur dick nukleocide: no
#226 [Text] by Anonymous Added on May 26, 2007
1:08:48 PM:I was at my friends house and his mom is Super Catholic. She was watching some cooking show and they were making Sushi. She said "If god has meant for us to eat raw meat he wouldn't have gave us fire." 1:09:29 PM: and I instantly responded with "same goes for being warm. So I guess we sholdn't be wearing clothes then.
nukleocide: heh nukleocide: I can go both ways nukleocide: fuck
nukleocide: tell me a story tmeash: well tmeash: I just pwned ass in PvP tmeash: and now I have to go to bed tmeash: so tmeash: there was my story :( nukleocide: wow nukleocide: you'll be a great mother one day
rjenkins39: I want my account unbanned fuck nukleocide: aww rjenkins39: but the reason why I got banned rjenkins39: was I thnk rjenkins39: cause rjenkins39: of my story rjenkins39: I submitted rjenkins39: saying rjenkins39: FUCK YOU DIGG STAFF FUCKING COCK SUCKERS rjenkins39: and it got 217 diggs :-X nukleocide: you know what that just might have been what did it
#216 [Text] by Anonymous Added on Apr 26, 2007
FUCKFDUCKFUCKFUCUFKC OMG PAIN my nipples are chaffed from running with a wet shirt and i sprayed colonge on WOW Wait... Did you just say duck?
tmeash: a <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=7440281669758378655#">creepy 36yr old guy</a> messaged me on OkCupid tmeash: I mean, the fucker LOOKS like a pedophile tmeash: <a href="http://is0.okcupid.com/users/744/28/7440281669758378655/p1156853073.jpg">http://is0.okcupid.com/users/744/28/7440281669758378655/p1156853073.jpg</a> tmeash: "HEY! My name is Greg, and I know you're thinking I'm not all that great looking, it's cool, but keep in mind, there are FAR WORST looking guys than me.... Don't Believe me? check out the page of: www mailorderhusbands net" tmeash: *hides in the corner*
nukleocide: if I had to lose my arms or my legs I'd lose my legs nukleocide: if I had to lose my arms or my penis... nukleocide: hmm tmeash: dude tmeash: that's a choice? nukleocide: idk nukleocide: I'm thinking nukleocide: I'd have to analyze my sexual gratification with my programmatic gratification tmeash: wow tmeash: I can tell you've never had sex before
nukleocide: :D tmeash: happy to see me? nukleocide: wrong window