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Quote #575 by =darth_indy Added on Jan 19, 2012
< techboy91> are whales mammals?
<+LigerLiger> yes
<+LigerLiger> ....
<+LigerLiger> 0_o
< techboy91> They are aren't they? Why have I never seen a whale nipple
<+latebris> Because you're watching the wrong porn
Quote #574 by =darth_indy Added on Jan 10, 2012
-!- mode/#reddit-sex [+q *!*@gateway/web/freenode/ip.70.112.252.194] by idahodude
<@idahodude> Ah, much better...
< CaptainPlatypus> COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM
-!- CaptainPlatypus was kicked from #reddit-sex by idahodude [Caps abuse - 100%]
-!- CaptainPlatypus [~Eric@lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net] has joined #reddit-sex
<@idahodude> wtf
<@idahodude> grr..
< CaptainPlatypus> help, I'm being repressed!
Quote #572 by =darth_indy Added on Jan 02, 2012
* Pandemic creates today's punichment password
<@Pandemic> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand today's punishment password is!
<@Pandemic> 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
* Pandemic sets minimum password age to 24 hours
<@Pandemic> what did we learn boys and girls?
<@flapjackboy> That you don't know how to spell punishment?
Quote #568 by =darth_indy Added on Nov 14, 2011
21:37:04 -!- Reddit724 has joined #reddit-sex
21:37:05 < Reddit724> 20/m. wanna dominate me? ill do anything!
21:37:15 < dpyro> sure
21:37:18 < dpyro> clean my bathroom
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Quote #544 by =darth_indy Added on Mar 19, 2011
* yash (5dba1750@gateway/web/freenode/ip.93.186.23.80) has joined #reddit-sex
<Elderthedog> Hi, yash.
<yash> sex
<Sharpy> Yeah, I need it too
<yash> hello
<yash> so come on baby
<yash> asl pl
<yash> r u der
<yash> hello
<Elderthedog> Male. 40. Tennessee.
<yash> hello
<Elderthedog> You?
<yash> same
<yash> bye
<yash> any f here to get fuck
<yash> hello
<Elderthedog> Not quite that type of channel, yash.
<yash> I wanna fuck asnyone rigth now
<Beccy> ...Aren't you the charmer?
<yash> girls r u deoh welcom baby
<yash> girl can I ve asl
<Beccy> Uh
<Beccy> What?
<Sharpy> He isn't speaking english.
<Beccy> Apparently not
<Sharpy> From what I can tell, it is some old ukranian dialect.
<Beccy> Hahaha
<Sharpy> meaning "Hello, Good Sir"
<Sharpy> "and/or Madam"
<yash> pussy req
<Sharpy> "I wish to engage in intercourse"
<StrangerDanger> Oh, you have your old old ukranian dialect decoder ring from a cereal box as well?
<Sharpy> Yeah
* Elderthedog has kicked yash from #reddit-sex (Speak English in here.)
*later, in a PM window to Beccy*
<Beccy> ASL?
<yash> m 26
<yash> ur?
<Beccy> 18/f
<Beccy> Where are you from?
<yash> yaar I waana fuck u
<Beccy> That ain't a place
<yash> india
<yash> u
<Beccy> England
<yash> I realy need sex
<yash> I m coming over u
<yash> :-) fuck
<yash> come baby
<yash> I wanna fuck u
<Beccy> You don't even know me
<yash> u r fair or black?
<Beccy> Black as the ace of spades, baby
<yash> u r from england
<yash> n u r black
<Beccy> What's your point?
<yash> I know ur nipple colour
<Beccy> Oh really?
<yash> pink brown or black
<Beccy> Actually, they're blue. I know it's a bit weird but I'm not embarressed
<yash> sorry
<Beccy> No need to be. Guys dig it
<yash> so tell colour of nipples
<Beccy> Do you want to roleplay?
<yash> ya
<Beccy> Do you like wizards?
<yash> like?
<Beccy> Do wizards turn you on, baby?
<yash> ya dear
<Beccy> So what would you do if I gave you a cheeky expression from under my wizard hat, after spotting your magic wand through your silk robe...?
<yash> I wanna remove ur top
<Beccy> It's a robe, sweetie
<yash> hmm
<yash> don't know
<Beccy> You don't want to remove my robe?
<yash> tell me what I should do that u like very much
<Beccy> I want you to take me home on your Nimbus 2000 and then I want you to cast a magic spell with your big, special wand
<yash> then?
<Beccy> I'm not doing all the work, man. Have some input
<yash> I ve 9inch hard cock
<yash> u wanna taste
<yash> ?
<Beccy> Depends what it tastes like
<Beccy> Candy?
<Beccy> Then sure
<yash> choclate
<Beccy> OMG REALLY?
<yash> :-)
<Beccy> That's fucked up, man. You should see someone about that shit
<yash> ur age?
<Beccy> 13
<yash> to fast
<Beccy> What?
<yash> ok now I wanna finger ur pussy
<Beccy> I'm 13, man
<yash> I like teen pussy
<Beccy> The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
<Beccy> Please wait while we process your IP address.
<Beccy> Location Found.
Quote #504 by Anonymous Added on Mar 03, 2011
*** anonimis has joined #kdl
<anonimis> join #5fm
<orbit> erm...
<orbit> what?
*** anonimis was kicked by orbit (dont advertise in here)
<Quench> lol
<Quench> he missed the /
<Quench> you moron
Quote #503 by Anonymous Added on Mar 03, 2011
<faR_away-> i won 30 grand
<faR_away-> so i have some $$$$
<Toy-MaCHiNE> did u really
<faR_away-> no i'm just kidding
<Toy-MaCHiNE> you wouldnt be here if u had 30 grand
<faR_away-> i know
<faR_away-> i'd be at mcdonalds
Quote #502 by Anonymous Added on Mar 03, 2011
<[VU]JackFrost> ok, explain this... i make 10000 on 3dmark2001
<[VU]JackFrost> but i can't run half of my winamp visual thingys at full screen without jerking
<Modman> lol
<[VU]JackFrost> without the screen jerking, that is
Quote #501 by Anonymous Added on Mar 03, 2011
<Inversation> realised there were still debates about wigga and christianity etc, kicked the cd player to make it move then fell asleep again
<^Spike^> Debates about WIGGA?
<^Spike^> Is that some homie pagan religion?
<^Spike^> Yo yo, whathup mah earth sistas.
<^Spike^> Word to jo Goddess, aight.
* ^Spike^ fires his wand at a rival Coven while riding past on a unicorn.
Quote #500 by Anonymous Added on Mar 03, 2011
* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data
fuck
no i dont
* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together
Quote #499 by Anonymous Added on Mar 03, 2011
* Arsentia pets his cable modem
* [Toby] fwaps Arsentia. Come to Kansas, the land of tin cups and string.
* PresWRK cuts Arse's modem
* Arsentia cuts Toby's string
*** Quits: [Toby] (...)
<Arsentia> Hey! It actually worked! :)
<[Toby]> Because of you, I had to retie the string.
<[Toby]> Schmuck.
<[Toby]> :)
Quote #498 by Anonymous Added on Mar 03, 2011
<Rapture> I wasn't naked! I had a sock on!
Quote #497 by =darth_indy Added on Mar 03, 2011
* OWA ponders a dong that fits the girlfriend and I
<Half> ....
<Half> OWA, please tell me a "dong" isn't what I think it is?
<OWA> I mean song
Quote #461 by ~nucleo Added on Dec 31, 2009
<+TSLJ> ______________________
<+TSLJ> < lindsay: ASCII BUNNY >
<+TSLJ> ----------------------
<+TSLJ> \
<+TSLJ> \)\)
<+TSLJ> (..)
*** sid sets channel #2600 mode +b *!*@diomedes.phear.cc
*** TSLJ was kicked from #2600 by sid (Stop flooding!)
Quote #458 by Anonymous Added on Nov 30, 2009
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America�s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn�t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
Quote #425 by Anonymous Added on Dec 11, 2008
metalrockaddict (1:20:30 AM): y'all wanna hear something fucked
StepDownBlues (1:20:37 AM): yea sure
metalrockaddict (1:20:51 AM): what if the jar severed that guys prostate lol
StepDownBlues (1:21:06 AM): JESUS
metalrockaddict (1:21:09 AM): think about that
metalrockaddict (1:21:19 AM): lucky he didn't have a hardon
metalrockaddict (1:21:34 AM): woulda lost a lot more blood
metalrockaddict (1:22:06 AM): ok you can go back to movies now
StepDownBlues (1:22:17 AM): if he was fucked up enough to do that, maybe we're lucky he didn't think to get a hard on
StepDownBlues (1:22:35 AM): unless he's planning a sequel
metalrockaddict (1:22:56 AM): breaking a glass catheter
StepDownBlues (1:23:06 AM): fuck you man
StepDownBlues (1:23:09 AM): I can't talk to you
StepDownBlues (1:23:13 AM): you make me cry inside
Quote #338 by Anonymous Added on Jan 23, 2008
<thefwf> I just realised soemthing while watching spongebob with my mates
<thefwf> They were like "wtf, how come the food stays on the plate underwater"
<thefwf> and I was like
<thefwf> "WHY IS THERE A TALKING SPONGE LIVING IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE"
Quote #337 by Anonymous Added on Jan 23, 2008
<pleb> hey how long does it take to get back the results from a fertility test?
<Ouroboros> Do you have a girlfriend?
<pleb> yeah
<Ouroboros> 9 months.
Quote #336 by Anonymous Added on Jan 23, 2008
<Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not?
<Ouro[420]> I know
<Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem
<Ouro[420]> Yeah
<Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit
<Ouro[420]> Like type
<Ouro[420]> And think
<Affe> exvatcyL!
Quote #335 by Anonymous Added on Jan 23, 2008
<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me