Religion
Quote #501 by Anonymous Added on Mar 03, 2011
<Inversation> realised there were still debates about wigga and christianity etc, kicked the cd player to make it move then fell asleep again
<^Spike^> Debates about WIGGA?
<^Spike^> Is that some homie pagan religion?
<^Spike^> Yo yo, whathup mah earth sistas.
<^Spike^> Word to jo Goddess, aight.
* ^Spike^ fires his wand at a rival Coven while riding past on a unicorn.
Quote #452 by ~nucleo Added on Nov 16, 2009
Azral J B: whenever I sneeze, I always sneeze twice or more
Azral J B: people always say 'bless you' the first sneeze
Azral J B: but not for the rest
Azral J B: this bothers me for some reason
Azral J B: I don't know why
Azral J B: not a lot, but it's just one of those little stings that make you wonder
nukleocide: well you know
nukleocide: they say it to keep your soul from leaving your body
Azral J B: my soul is lost D:
Azral J B: they say it because sneezing was a symptom of the black plague, and faith heals :3
nukleocide: I honestly get annoyed by the people who say bless you each iteration of the triple sneeze
nukleocide: there just becomes too much talking at that point
Azral J B: I don't care if people say it or not
Azral J B: it's just the "bless you"... "nope, you got one, quit being greedy"
nukleocide: here's what I think
nukleocide: they feel weird saying it more than once
nukleocide: but, if they wait until the time it would take you to produce two sneezes
nukleocide: and you only sneeze once
nukleocide: they would miss their opportunity
nukleocide: like *sneeze*... 10 seconds... *bless you*
nukleocide: now how awkard would that be
Azral J B: very
Azral J B: it's a lose lose situation
Quote #405 by ~nucleo Added on Jul 24, 2008
nukleocide: The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions. One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. He felt the worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. He cried out, 'God!
How could you do this to me?' Early the next day, he was awakened by the sound of a ship approaching the island!
It had come to rescue him! 'How did you know I was here?' asked the weary man of his rescuers. 'We saw your smoke signal,' they replied.
load81884: umm...
load81884: is this some kind of jesus story?
nukleocide: jah
load81884: wow, I think that really turned my view of god around. I truly believe now. Thank you so much for this inspiring story. Now if only that boat had been filled with a bunch of dick sucking whores I;d start praying...
nukleocide: :-/
load81884: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Quote #254 by ~nucleo Added on Sep 06, 2007
nukleocide: god made adam and eve not adam and steve
girlypropaganda: terrrrrrrible
nukleocide: I'm full of em
girlypropaganda: i bet you are. you do love church
nukleocide: they stopped having a wednesday service
nukleocide: I'm now in the market for a new church
girlypropaganda: oh no!
girlypropaganda: gotta go three times a week at least
nukleocide: I go on wednesday so that I can be hungover on sunday
nukleocide: there goes your "tom's a good christian" theory
Quote #226 by Anonymous Added on May 26, 2007
1:08:48 PM:I was at my friends house and his mom is Super Catholic. She was watching some cooking show and they were making Sushi. She said "If god has meant for us to eat raw meat he wouldn't have gave us fire."
1:09:29 PM: and I instantly responded with "same goes for being warm. So I guess we sholdn't be wearing clothes then.
Quote #224 by =tmeash Added on May 20, 2007
nukleocide: heh
nukleocide: I can go both ways
nukleocide: fuck
Quote #103 by =tmeash Added on Mar 05, 2007
[15:39] tmeash: http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/
[15:39] tmeash: that is why people hate christians
[15:40] nukleocide: not loading
[15:40] nukleocide: there it is
[15:40] nukleocide: holy shit
[15:41] nukleocide: holy animated rainbow background batman
[15:41] tmeash: :(
[15:41] nukleocide: I would hate us too with a page like that
Quote #61 by =tmeash Added on Feb 12, 2007
[22:12] tmeash: i predict that i'm going to have carpal tunnel within 5 yrs
[22:13] nukleocide: heh
[22:13] nukleocide: same here
[22:13] nukleocide: but from masturbation
[22:13] tmeash: my wrists already kill
[22:13] tmeash: haha
[22:13] tmeash: i play with my mouse too much :(
[22:13] nukleocide: I read "i play with"
[22:13] nukleocide: cuz this window was half hidden behind my browser
[22:14] tmeash: that's not nice :( i like to be on top