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Quote #521 by Anonymous Added on Mar 07, 2011
‎"Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view.
Quote #487 by ~nucleo Added on Feb 28, 2011
Assdozer: It's time to play "Guess what Netflix suggested"! - Based on me liking the three following movies: Chappelle's Show: Season 1, Office Space, and Rocky , what did Netflix suggest?
Tearjerker: brokeback mountain!
Assdozer: It's about that far off.
Bystander: High School Musical
Tearjerker: wow... um.. shoud i do the other direction and say....... 16 candles? i think thats a chick flick?
Tearjerker: oh.. its sex in the city
Bystander: The Notebook
Assdozer: Nope, apparently 2 comedies and a boxing move equal out to suggesting Full Metal Jacket.
Nucleocide: Brokeback mountain
Ladybackup: hahaha!
Ladybackup: I'd pay to watch a Tom and Assdozer reality show, true story.
Tearjerker: well tommy boy (Nucleocide).. if you bothered to read all the posts you probably wouldnt have said that considering A: i said the same thing an hour before you, B: he already gave an answer.......
Nucleocide: Was it brokeback mountain
Tearjerker: Assdozer.. get smarter friends!
Nucleocide: Aaron was it brokeback mountain or what
Tearjerker: your favorite movie apparently is!!!!
Nucleocide: Assdozer, is this tool bag for real?
Tearjerker: did you just call me a tool bag?
Nucleocide: What you appear to apparently be!!!!
Tearjerker: well your the dick who can't read!!!
Tearjerker: are we really going to have the 2,000 mile apart argument over facebook?
Nucleocide: "Well, you're the dick who can't read!!!!"
Nucleocide: and yes ;)
Tearjerker: lol... well i see good ol bullock creek learned you how to cut n paste!
Nucleocide: If you look closely enough...
Tearjerker: oh yes.. i see you corrected my grammer.....
Tearjerker: hey Assdozer.. do me a favor and stab this guy next time you see him!!!
Ladybackup: Wow, how f'ed up do you have to be to say something like that to someone?! Tom said two words and you go off on him like a psycho, grow up Aaron. Btw, Tom had the 'toolbag' part 100% correct.
Tearjerker: who the fuck are you, and what gives you the right to be a bitch to me!!!!
Tearjerker: read the whole text before making judgment calls!!!
Ladybackup: Haha The fact that you're a totally inconsiderate pompus asshole gives me the right to 'bitch' at you.
Tearjerker: well.. the fact that i'm a totally inconsiderate popus asshole gives me the right to tell Assdozer to stab him!!! hey Assdozer while your at it gouge this bitches eyes out!!!!!
Ladybackup: Popus? Try Pompus. Bitches? Try bitch's. People like you don't deserve to breathe. BLOCK!
Tearjerker: you have no clue who you're talking to. People like you your mother should have aborted!
Tearjerker: anyways.. Hey Assdozer.. after you return full metal jacket.. we should play the game again.. maybe this "toolbag" cant start another pointless argument with idiots!
Nucleocide: Aaron likes to play the skin flute, they caught him doing it once on the schoolbus
Tearjerker: and i need to grow up? wow... hey just an fyi.. i'll be in midland in may... dare you to show your face around me!!!
Nucleocide: bahahaha
Quote #436 by ~nucleo Added on May 28, 2009
Andrea Krueger is not sure if her heart is full or empty.
5 hours ago · Comment · Like
Jason Pnacek at 3:00am May 28
Feels the same either way doesn't it? Like your stomach!
Andrea Krueger at 3:30am May 28
Indeed it does, but the stomach is much easier to please
Jason Pnacek at 3:32am May 28
touche' pussycat!
Robert Krueger at 5:42am May 28
!?!