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Quote #524 by !tlhunter
Added on Mar 09, 2011

One time, I went with a bunch of buddies to an MC Chris concert. A song or two into the show I realized that I needed to go buy some beer. I started pushing my way through people to head towards the bar, which is always a pain in crowded indoor concerts. Luckily, I got my break when I noticed a big opening where there were no people standing. I started to walk through the empty circle when 6 guys jumped in and started beating the crap out of me. I ended up crawling out of the circle on my hands and knees as the guys behind me kept pummeling each other, and was helped up by some bystanders.

This was my first Mosh Pit.

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Quote #523 by !tlhunter
Added on Mar 09, 2011

One time, I was at a party hanging out in a hot tub. There were a lot of people at the party and everyone had a lot of beers in them by the end of the night. My girlfriend at the time was in the house hanging out with a bunch of girls. It was getting late and she had to leave the party. She came outside, said bye, and started to leave. I decided to jump out of the hot tub, run bare ass naked across the yard / woods, slip in the mud, and give her a big old hug / kiss goodbye.

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