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Josh [2:03]: hmm, takes 25k miles for a free flight
Josh [2:03]: I only have a little over 9k
Terra [2:03]: That sucks
Terra [2:06]: OVER 9000!?!?!
Terra [2:06]: That's what I should have said and in classic geek fashion, I didn't think about it until after it would have been funny.

rachelan20032000: do u know what roleplay is
goteki49: of course
rachelan20032000: u wanna try
goteki49: I could give it a shot
goteki49: I roleplay better when I see what I am playing with
rachelan20032000: srry no pic
goteki49: I can live without it
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: although roleplaying could be a little awkward
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: but, you sould like you know what you are doing
goteki49: what roleplaying environment turns you on?
rachelan20032000: what u mean
goteki49: you want to roleplay...
goteki49: the word means many things
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: for instance, you could be a prostitute
goteki49: I could be a prostitute
goteki49: you could be a nurse
goteki49: or me a policeman
rachelan20032000: or i could be a waitress and u could be the customer
goteki49: so what situation do you think we should try
rachelan20032000: tha one i picked
goteki49: ok
goteki49: one afternoon, I come into a local diner for a bite to eat
rachelan20032000: hi
rachelan20032000: heres ur seat
rachelan20032000: and the menu
goteki49: thanks
goteki49: lets see...
goteki49: I will take a hamburger
rachelan20032000: ok
rachelan20032000: anything else
goteki49: maybe later (wink)
rachelan20032000: ;) ok
goteki49: this hamburger tastes... peculiar
goteki49: never had one like it before
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: what is the secret ingrediant
rachelan20032000: srry cant tell;)
goteki49: what time are you getting off of work, because i am getting off right now
rachelan20032000: well i get my break in a few
goteki49: you don't say
goteki49: well, rachel, how long is your break?
rachelan20032000: an hour
goteki49: how convienient
rachelan20032000: what
goteki49: is there a place where we can meet
rachelan20032000: ur place my place movie
goteki49: My place is about a half hour from here :(
rachelan20032000: mines 10 minutes
goteki49: did you drive to work today?
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: perhaps you could take me to your place and tell me what the secret ingrediant is
rachelan20032000: my place yes ingrediants no
rachelan20032000: i dont know them
goteki49: ok
goteki49: I will wait for you outside
goteki49: (a few minutes go by)
rachelan20032000: hi
goteki49: I should introduce myself
goteki49: my name is john
rachelan20032000: hi john mines rachel
goteki49: is this your car
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: shotgun
rachelan20032000: what
goteki49: shotgun means that I get to ride in the front passanger seat
rachelan20032000: well if i drive then i guess so
goteki49: (I get in and buckle up)
goteki49: while I am in the car I start checking you out
goteki49: what do you look like
rachelan20032000: i notice what ur doing and laugh:))
goteki49: than maybe you notice an erection growing...
rachelan20032000: a what
goteki49: you are not very good at roleplaying
rachelan20032000: what is erection
goteki49: first tell me where you want this story to go
rachelan20032000: i dont know why
goteki49: this was a bad idea
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: have you ever roleplayed before?
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: and what did you do then?
rachelan20032000: roleplayed
goteki49: in that case an erection is when they build a statue in the middle of the city

Thomas
mmm worms

Erin
hi tom

Thomas
howdy erin

hows life?

Erin
good, it's the feast phase of my dating life which I hope does not lead to a famine. I actually met a great guy on okcupid but I just can't seem to settle down

Thomas
aah

Erin
my laptop died recently

Thomas
:(

Erin
I was told it would cost a lot of money to recover my unbacked up documents

Thomas
that can't help the okcupid relationship!
bah

Erin
I am at SVSU right now

Thomas
recovering documents is easy
...unless the hard drive is broken
which is uncommon

Erin
I wouldn't settle for paying so much so I gave my hd to some people and supposedly they are taking care of it right now for free
it was making noises

Thomas
yikes

Erin
one guy plugged it in and said it became unreadable

Thomas
the whirr of death

Erin
but another guy is supposedly fixing it
no one on svsu campus supposedly has equipment to do it
I think they are lying to me

Thomas
lol
you never know
there is a computer forensics class, Cho might have known how to do it

Erin
so now I am waiting for them to give my new external hd back with my docs on it, I hope
these kids could not have screwed it up anymore after the whirr of death

Thomas
good luck!
hopefully you didn't have any revealing photos on it
computer repair guys will scour peoples hard drives
I took out my external with all my non program/OS stuff before sending the pc to get repaired

Erin
I only had one of me

Thomas
they might not find it

Erin
I am sure they looked

Thomas
new folder/new folder/new folder/homework/erin.jpg

Erin
unfortunately it had been placed on the desktop

Thomas
hmm
maybe if it had a conservative name like DSCN0005.JPG (send as a message)

nukleocide: The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions. One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. He felt the worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. He cried out, 'God!
How could you do this to me?' Early the next day, he was awakened by the sound of a ship approaching the island!
It had come to rescue him! 'How did you know I was here?' asked the weary man of his rescuers. 'We saw your smoke signal,' they replied.
load81884: umm...
load81884: is this some kind of jesus story?
nukleocide: jah
load81884: wow, I think that really turned my view of god around. I truly believe now. Thank you so much for this inspiring story. Now if only that boat had been filled with a bunch of dick sucking whores I;d start praying...
nukleocide: :-/
load81884: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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GET IT?

carrie8706: hi
nukleocide: WHAT!
carrie8706: nothin
carrie8706: sorry
*** carrie8706's IC window is closed

lafrankie4130: you know when you have to poop
lafrankie4130: but it feels so fucking good to hold that shit in
nukleocide: yes actually
nukleocide: it's called prostate stimulation
im not alone in this?
nukleocide: nah
nukleocide: everyone fingers their own asshole

PaperHeartsN LUV: hello i just saw your profile on okcupid.com and i thought we could chat
PaperHeartsN LUV: \
nukleocide: perhaps
paperheartsnluv is now known as PaperHeartsN LUV.
nukleocide: whats your profile link?
PaperHeartsN LUV: uno momento plz
nukleocide: k
PaperHeartsN LUV: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WiShUp0nAsTaR_xX
nukleocide: brb friend is puking
nukleocide: its his 21st bday
PaperHeartsN LUV: ahhh have fun lol

iwinallblue: keep it simple stupid
nukleocide: fuck you bitch!
nukleocide: oh, it's a saying
nukleocide: nm
nukleocide: :p
nukleocide: hello?

Azral J B: We could take this to a steady level pretty quickly if you wanted
Azral J B: I just found out that Jodie Foster is a lesbian
Azral J B: I'll keep you up to date on what i find in terms of freelance though