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Quote #465 by !nucleo on Feb 25th, 2010
* ZeroCold (~Michael@adsl-154-166-135.bna.bellsouth.net) has joined #2600
* code gives voice to ZeroCold
<ZeroCold> whats up
<ZeroCold> ZeroCold All will be mine 10
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* sid sets ban on *!*@adsl-154-166-135.bna.bellsouth.net
* sid has kicked ZeroCold from #2600 (Stop flooding!)
<Shadowfox> lmfao
Quote #464 by !nucleo on Feb 24th, 2010
<nucleo> there once was a man from nantucket
<nucleo> do you want to hear more ben?
<SpecialK> oh, i know how that one ends
<darth_indy> Depends on which one that is, SpecialK
<nucleo> does it end happy?
<darth_indy> For whom?
<nucleo> the man with the ear
<Rockwell> Did he keep all of his cash in a bucket?
<nucleo> no
<nucleo> okay
<nucleo> so there once was a man from nantucket
<benamaster> keep going
<benamaster> i had to get a power cord
<nucleo> with a dick so long he could suck it
<benamaster> and you knew him?
<nucleo> he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
<nucleo> if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
<nucleo> yeah, it's bryan
<benamaster> bryan said that or did that?
<nucleo> dammit ben
<darth_indy> ...
<SpecialK> -brb dying-
<benamaster> that is nasty
<darth_indy> Take me with you, Kelly
<Rockwell> Confused
<SpecialK> it wasn't the poem, it was the 'dammit ben'
<benamaster> wtf
<SpecialK> ahahahhaa
<darth_indy> SpecialK: For me, it was the "and you knew him"
<SpecialK> such a literalist!
Quote #463 by !nucleo on Feb 22nd, 2010
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<+TSLJ> < lindsay: ASCII BUNNY >
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<+TSLJ> \)\)
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*** sid sets channel #2600 mode +b *!*@diomedes.phear.cc
*** TSLJ was kicked from #2600 by sid (Stop flooding!)
Quote #461 by !nucleo on Dec 31st, 2009
nukleocide: 72547512.jpg does that lip shadow resemble a herpes sore?
OptimusGiL: no
OptimusGiL: more like a mole
nukleocide: oh god that's even worse
nukleocide: moles don't go into remission
Quote #460 by !nucleo on Dec 19th, 2009
nukleocide: kevyn... how come only very unattractive girls with herpes, kids, or some other std message me?
Quote #459 by !nucleo on Dec 19th, 2009
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America&#65533;s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn&#65533;t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
Quote #458 by ?Anonymous on Nov 30th, 2009
tmeash: But I think that stems from me being bisexual and understanding the need to have different partners as well as liking the deep emotional and physical connection I have with certain people.
tmeash: I think my ideal relationship would be with two people, guy and girl
nukleocide: yeah
nukleocide: thats a lot of holes to fill
tmeash: haha
nukleocide: emotionally, of course
tmeash: mhm sure
nukleocide: typical nucleocide response
nukleocide: girls says something deep, tom makes vagina joke
nukleocide: and then pasting it on OA
Quote #457 by !nucleo on Nov 28th, 2009

fuqer is available 2:25 am
fuqer 2:25 am
yo
sevens 2:25 am
yeah
fuqer 2:25 am
u code?
sevens 2:25 am
maybe
fuqer 2:25 am
u think u cud code an aim cracker
sevens 2:26 am
with my eyes closed
fuqer 2:26 am
lol
one that's fast though?
sevens 2:26 am
ya
fuqer 2:26 am
3K rpm?
sevens 2:27 am
why you asking
fuqer 2:27 am
i need one lol
sevens 2:27 am
i dont have time for it anyways
fuqer 2:27 am
ill give you a sn
sevens 2:27 am
rofl
fuqer 2:27 am
or some doe
sevens 2:27 am
why do i need a screen name
sevens 2:27 am
im not a script kiddy
$1k or sex with your moms
fuqer 2:28 am
lOL
1k
ur funny
cmon ur an oldskooLer
ive gone to ur a site a million times
sevens 2:29 am
and that obligates me to code a program just for you?
fuqer 2:29 am
lol
no..
Quote #456 by ?Anonymous on Nov 24th, 2009
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ASL!!
Stranger: F/21/USA!!
You: M/23/MI!
You: what do you do for a living
You: like for work
You: like a career
You: or like a job
You: come on bitch play along
Stranger is typing...
Quote #455 by ?Anonymous on Nov 21st, 2009
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ASL!!!
Stranger: 22/m/maine
Stranger: you?
You: 23 m mi
Stranger: gross...penises dont belong in me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote #454 by ?Anonymous on Nov 21st, 2009
Azral J B: mexitalian
nukleocide: sounds like a hot chick to me
Azral J B: sounds fucking gross to me
Quote #453 by !nucleo on Nov 18th, 2009
Azral J B: whenever I sneeze, I always sneeze twice or more
Azral J B: people always say 'bless you' the first sneeze
Azral J B: but not for the rest
Azral J B: this bothers me for some reason
Azral J B: I don't know why
Azral J B: not a lot, but it's just one of those little stings that make you wonder
nukleocide: well you know
nukleocide: they say it to keep your soul from leaving your body
Azral J B: my soul is lost D:
Azral J B: they say it because sneezing was a symptom of the black plague, and faith heals :3
nukleocide: I honestly get annoyed by the people who say bless you each iteration of the triple sneeze
nukleocide: there just becomes too much talking at that point
Azral J B: I don't care if people say it or not
Azral J B: it's just the "bless you"... "nope, you got one, quit being greedy"
nukleocide: here's what I think
nukleocide: they feel weird saying it more than once
nukleocide: but, if they wait until the time it would take you to produce two sneezes
nukleocide: and you only sneeze once
nukleocide: they would miss their opportunity
nukleocide: like *sneeze*... 10 seconds... *bless you*
nukleocide: now how awkard would that be
Azral J B: very
Azral J B: it's a lose lose situation
Quote #452 by !nucleo on Nov 16th, 2009
nukleocide: I'm writing a blog about HTML and CSS
benamaster: lol

*editors note: I think people misuse "lol"
Quote #451 by !nucleo on Nov 14th, 2009
one frijole: ach
one frijole: my coffee is making me shake!
one frijole: like >~<><~
nukleocide: idk what your diagram is supposed to mean
Quote #450 by !nucleo on Nov 9th, 2009
tlhunter: http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/10/rt-google-tweets-and-updates-and-search.html
jeffdproductions: what's the blog about
tlhunter: I would have to guess something about "google-tweets-and-updates-and-search" maybe
Quote #449 by !nucleo on Nov 4th, 2009
ba55b01: so watcha doin?
NMHawl49: trsfomh
NMHawl49: *reading
NMHawl49: sry
NMHawl49: my hands were all shifted one to the right
Quote #448 by ~Ba55B01 on Oct 25th, 2009
azraljb: that drug test took forever :(
nukleocide: did they have to check your semen isntead of urin?
azraljb: yeah, like 3 times
azraljb: the dude was very insistent
Quote #447 by !nucleo on Oct 19th, 2009
Andrew: am I coming over today?
Thomas: I might be hanging out with a chick, but she hasn't gotten back to me
Andrew: so we're hanging out tonight then?
Thomas: ...yeah
Quote #446 by !nucleo on Oct 15th, 2009
10:26pm Ashley
hmmmm
so do u think i am ugly

10:27pm Thomas
are you sure you're not drunk?

10:28pm Ashley
answer

10:28pm Thomas
no
you know guys never ask that question to girls, but you girls seem to ask it all the time

10:28pm Ashley
ok]
im ugly
thanks
goodnight

10:29pm Thomas
the "no" meant "no you're not ugly" but whatev
Quote #440 by !nucleo on Sep 11th, 2009
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