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Quote #475 by ?Anonymous on Jun 30th, 2010
* ZeroCold (~Michael@adsl-154-166-135.bna.bellsouth.net) has joined #2600
* code gives voice to ZeroCold
<ZeroCold> whats up
<ZeroCold> ZeroCold All will be mine 10
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* sid sets ban on *!*@adsl-154-166-135.bna.bellsouth.net
* sid has kicked ZeroCold from #2600 (Stop flooding!)
<Shadowfox> lmfao
Quote #464 by !nucleo on Feb 24th, 2010
<+TSLJ> ______________________
<+TSLJ> < lindsay: ASCII BUNNY >
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*** sid sets channel #2600 mode +b *!*@diomedes.phear.cc
*** TSLJ was kicked from #2600 by sid (Stop flooding!)
Quote #461 by !nucleo on Dec 31st, 2009
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America&#65533;s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn&#65533;t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
Quote #458 by ?Anonymous on Nov 30th, 2009

fuqer is available 2:25 am
fuqer 2:25 am
yo
sevens 2:25 am
yeah
fuqer 2:25 am
u code?
sevens 2:25 am
maybe
fuqer 2:25 am
u think u cud code an aim cracker
sevens 2:26 am
with my eyes closed
fuqer 2:26 am
lol
one that's fast though?
sevens 2:26 am
ya
fuqer 2:26 am
3K rpm?
sevens 2:27 am
why you asking
fuqer 2:27 am
i need one lol
sevens 2:27 am
i dont have time for it anyways
fuqer 2:27 am
ill give you a sn
sevens 2:27 am
rofl
fuqer 2:27 am
or some doe
sevens 2:27 am
why do i need a screen name
sevens 2:27 am
im not a script kiddy
$1k or sex with your moms
fuqer 2:28 am
lOL
1k
ur funny
cmon ur an oldskooLer
ive gone to ur a site a million times
sevens 2:29 am
and that obligates me to code a program just for you?
fuqer 2:29 am
lol
no..
Quote #456 by ?Anonymous on Nov 24th, 2009
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ASL!!!
Stranger: 22/m/maine
Stranger: you?
You: 23 m mi
Stranger: gross...penises dont belong in me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote #454 by ?Anonymous on Nov 21st, 2009
Azral J B: mexitalian
nukleocide: sounds like a hot chick to me
Azral J B: sounds fucking gross to me
Quote #453 by !nucleo on Nov 18th, 2009
Azral J B: whenever I sneeze, I always sneeze twice or more
Azral J B: people always say 'bless you' the first sneeze
Azral J B: but not for the rest
Azral J B: this bothers me for some reason
Azral J B: I don't know why
Azral J B: not a lot, but it's just one of those little stings that make you wonder
nukleocide: well you know
nukleocide: they say it to keep your soul from leaving your body
Azral J B: my soul is lost D:
Azral J B: they say it because sneezing was a symptom of the black plague, and faith heals :3
nukleocide: I honestly get annoyed by the people who say bless you each iteration of the triple sneeze
nukleocide: there just becomes too much talking at that point
Azral J B: I don't care if people say it or not
Azral J B: it's just the "bless you"... "nope, you got one, quit being greedy"
nukleocide: here's what I think
nukleocide: they feel weird saying it more than once
nukleocide: but, if they wait until the time it would take you to produce two sneezes
nukleocide: and you only sneeze once
nukleocide: they would miss their opportunity
nukleocide: like *sneeze*... 10 seconds... *bless you*
nukleocide: now how awkard would that be
Azral J B: very
Azral J B: it's a lose lose situation
Quote #452 by !nucleo on Nov 16th, 2009
one frijole: ach
one frijole: my coffee is making me shake!
one frijole: like >~<><~
nukleocide: idk what your diagram is supposed to mean
Quote #450 by !nucleo on Nov 9th, 2009
tlhunter: http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/10/rt-google-tweets-and-updates-and-search.html
jeffdproductions: what's the blog about
tlhunter: I would have to guess something about "google-tweets-and-updates-and-search" maybe
Quote #449 by !nucleo on Nov 4th, 2009
ba55b01: so watcha doin?
NMHawl49: trsfomh
NMHawl49: *reading
NMHawl49: sry
NMHawl49: my hands were all shifted one to the right
Quote #448 by ~Ba55B01 on Oct 25th, 2009
Andrew: am I coming over today?
Thomas: I might be hanging out with a chick, but she hasn't gotten back to me
Andrew: so we're hanging out tonight then?
Thomas: ...yeah
Quote #446 by !nucleo on Oct 15th, 2009
darklord69 at 2008-04-28 19:07 CET:
SHIT! Who the hell is putting up an hole OS on a site like ''The Pirate Bay''???
This is just stupid bullshit and there is no reason to risk your computer just to download a free OS????

If innstalled:

Your BIOS may change wich mean you computer will overheat and work like a tourtle in the dessert.

You may never see any form of OS on you computer again.

Functions that ''should'' have been in Vista is not there cause something went wrong under the downloading.

Files you have on you XP may be lost and never seen.


If this torrent contains a hidden CAIG file in it, it will delete some of the parts in the HARDWARE wich makes it impossible to recover the old OS you took backup DVD's of.

Apps you wane innstall or games for instance, may never be possible to innstall because they need some codes from the OS wich is authentic. This torrent may be cracked to death, but all Windows Vista DVD's contain a code unice for THAT dvd.

Another file called PHJ89 will make it possible to start your Vista ONCE only before the shit break down.


NOW!::::::: If your attempting to do this even after what I said, take backups of ALL files in the OS. That may be the only saving you got if something goes wrong.

Buy the real thing if you wane upgrade and don't fuck you system up by doing this.


YES! I'VE READED ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS AND I KNOW SOMEONE MADE IT WORK. YOU MAY BE THE ONLY ONE WITH COMPUTERS FOR VISTA WHO HAS BEEN DOWNLOADED THIS CRAP!!!!

ImagineAZ at 2008-04-27 21:26 CET:
I tried to use this on my second hard drive, to dual boot. I have XP on my main hard drive.

My computer went through the entire installation process. I entered my name with no password. It said "Welcome". I was just about to hit the Vista Desktop.

Then it said "Shutting Down."

It showed the Desktop for maybe 1 second, then said "Logging Off" and then it went back to the green login screen and said "Shutting Down" again.

There were no error messages leading up to "Shutting Down."

Now when I start my computer, I get failures. It says it could not find bootmgr. Then it tries to load XP and says it could not find ntldr.

I have run into this exact same scenario with 2 different Vistas I've downloaded here. I know how to get XP running again, but I have no idea what's causing the problem that causes the shut down at the very end of the Vista installation process.

Any ideas?

Well, thers no problems for me! No viruses or shit like that... so! yeah its safe. I am not like that.

Tell me a hardware description aand ill try to solve it . THX for downloading and seeding all of you
Quote #439 by ?Anonymous on Sep 10th, 2009
Christina : Hey... so l know this is a little weird but... can l ask you a computer question??
Thomas Hunter II: sure... but I"m not a computer geek per se
Christina : My sister lives in Lansing and said she has this 'friend' that has what l think are stolen computers that have satellite internet on them
Christina : l guess they are 1500 computers that he is selling for 400
Christina : l told her they may be able to be tracked since they are hooked up to satellites... per some sort of gps thing or something?? what do you think
Christina : or do you know anything about this kinda stuff?
Christina : she just told me about it the other night and you were the first 'computer
Christina : guy l have 'run
Christina : into??
Thomas Hunter II: I don't think your friend will be caught stealing computers because of satellite internet
Thomas Hunter II: unless he stole them from nasa
Quote #438 by !nucleo on Aug 31st, 2009
Andrea Krueger is not sure if her heart is full or empty.
5 hours ago · Comment · Like

Jason Pnacek at 3:00am May 28
Feels the same either way doesn't it? Like your stomach!

Andrea Krueger at 3:30am May 28
Indeed it does, but the stomach is much easier to please

Jason Pnacek at 3:32am May 28
touche' pussycat!

Robert Krueger at 5:42am May 28
!?!
Quote #436 by !nucleo on May 28th, 2009
Load81884: wtf
nukleocide is away.
I'm not here right now
Load81884: double wtf
Auto Response from nukleocide: I'm not here right now
Quote #435 by ?Anonymous on Apr 16th, 2009
I think a websites success level can be measured by how badly it needs a CAPTCHA.
Quote #433 by !nucleo on Feb 15th, 2009
(12:08:03 AM) dirtrider565: hey asl?
(12:08:23 AM) Insane 0 flex: You first ;)
(12:08:25 AM) dirtrider565 has signed on.
(12:08:41 AM) dirtrider565: 20 m
(12:08:42 AM) dirtrider565: u
(12:08:59 AM) Insane 0 flex: 18 f
(12:09:15 AM) Insane 0 flex: You into vegetables?
(12:09:31 AM) dirtrider565: to do wat with
(12:09:41 AM) Insane 0 flex: Fun with :)
(12:10:09 AM) dirtrider565: oh yea but not on me
(12:10:17 AM) Insane 0 flex: haha I know silly
(12:10:37 AM) dirtrider565: lol
(12:10:42 AM) dirtrider565: pic?
(12:11:36 AM) Insane 0 flex: I don't have any on this computer :(
(12:11:45 AM) dirtrider565: its ok
(12:11:51 AM) dirtrider565: wat u look like?
(12:12:07 AM) Insane 0 flex: If I can find my camera I can give you a pic
(12:13:07 AM) Insane 0 flex: Blond, 32 C nice round ass
(12:13:33 AM) dirtrider565: mmm go find ur cam
(12:13:49 AM) Insane 0 flex: dyed my hair brown last night though :/
(12:13:59 AM) dirtrider565: nice
(12:14:51 AM) Insane 0 flex: found it ;)
(12:15:03 AM) dirtrider565: mmm
(12:15:19 AM) dirtrider565: wat kind of pics u taking?
(12:15:30 AM) Insane 0 flex: You will just have to wait no won't you?
(12:15:34 AM) Insane 0 flex: *now
(12:15:49 AM) Asking dirtrider565 to connect to us at 10.0.0.31:5190 for Direct IM.
(12:16:46 AM) Attempting to connect via proxy server.
(12:16:47 AM) Direct IM established
(12:16:55 AM) dirtrider565: yea
(12:17:45 AM) Insane 0 flex:
This is all you get for now
(12:17:58 AM) Insane 0 flex: More later :)
(12:18:19 AM) dirtrider565: mmmm nice ass
(12:18:26 AM) Insane 0 flex: thanks
(12:18:33 AM) Insane 0 flex: So what do you wanna rp?
(12:19:04 AM) dirtrider565: you like incest roles?
(12:20:30 AM) Insane 0 flex: Nah they taste weird. They need to come in more flavours.
(12:20:47 AM) dirtrider565: huh?
(12:22:07 AM) Insane 0 flex: Yeah I don't care for them.
(12:22:18 AM) Insane 0 flex: Leaves a bitter taste in my mouth
(12:22:18 AM) dirtrider565: oh ok
(12:22:29 AM) dirtrider565: what roles do u like
(12:25:14 AM) Insane 0 flex: Butter roles sweet role sometimes sourdough roles
(12:26:54 AM) dirtrider565 has signed off.
Quote #432 by ?Anonymous on Feb 13th, 2009
unsecretly: Have you ever played Fabel?
Sevens: i dont play homosexual games
unsecretly: Huh?
Sevens: fabel is game for fags
unsecretly: Whys that?
Sevens: :-X
unsecretly: Do you feel the same about The Elder Scrolls?
Sevens: no that game is for fat losers
unsecretly: lol, do you not like RPGs?
Sevens: no
unsecretly: i see.
unsecretly signed off at 2:35:11 PM.
Quote #428 by ?Anonymous on Dec 20th, 2008
nukleocide: [Offline IM sent Dec 31 1969] kk
nukleocide: [Offline IM sent Dec 31 1969] bai
Load81884: wtf?
Quote #427 by ~assdozer on Dec 18th, 2008
RenownedQuotes, the system that runs ObsceneArt, is available for sale for $8.00.