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bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.
(04:45:29) nukleocide: Wow, so the next time Ben is here we might end up taking a joke too far
(04:45:51) OMGxRaccoon: lawl
(04:45:51) OMGxRaccoon: then the next thing you know, all three of us will be naked.
(04:46:03) nukleocide: heh
(04:46:03) nukleocide: and you'll be fucking his belly button while he sleeps
(04:47:49) OMGxRaccoon: We'll just have to hit him in the back of the head with a brick first.
(04:48:00) OMGxRaccoon: We wouldn't want him waking up half way through it and being akward.
(04:45:51) OMGxRaccoon: lawl
(04:45:51) OMGxRaccoon: then the next thing you know, all three of us will be naked.
(04:46:03) nukleocide: heh
(04:46:03) nukleocide: and you'll be fucking his belly button while he sleeps
(04:47:49) OMGxRaccoon: We'll just have to hit him in the back of the head with a brick first.
(04:48:00) OMGxRaccoon: We wouldn't want him waking up half way through it and being akward.
bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck
sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
DoRan9120: u know n e think bout linux
nukleocide: I know a lot about linux
DoRan9120: you know bout knoppix
DoRan9120 logged out.
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DoRan9120: hey i on knoppix i cnat get my wireless card to work throught my laptop
nukleocide: neither can I
nukleocide: I could explain the art of using ndiswrapper but you are honestly a computer retard and I'm not going to waste my time
DoRan9120: really
DoRan9120: are you hacking
DoRan9120: through irsnort
DoRan9120: airsnort
nukleocide: right now?
DoRan9120: i know more hten you
DoRan9120: in different stuff
DoRan9120: belive me
DoRan9120: there is a few things im not good with
nukleocide: like typing?
nukleocide: or computers?
DoRan9120: right now whatu mean right now
DoRan9120: yes right now
nukleocide: uh, no, right no I am not using airsnort
DoRan9120: computers
nukleocide: computers what
DoRan9120: nvm
DoRan9120: are trying to hack with linux
nukleocide: wait... you are trying to hack with linux? or I am?
DoRan9120: my linux card orks with
DoRan9120: ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: i mean my wireless card
nukleocide: okay, you seem to know what your doing now
nukleocide: I'll help you
nukleocide: this is how I got my wireless card to work with knoppix
nukleocide: can you open a terminal window?
DoRan9120: ya
DoRan9120: go on
nukleocide: you'll need to be root to get the driver to install
DoRan9120: su
DoRan9120: ok
nukleocide: typing 'su' should work in knoppix
nukleocide: ooh your good
DoRan9120: lol
DoRan9120: go on
DoRan9120: iwconfig?
nukleocide: do 'mkdir ./ndiswrapper'
nukleocide: then 'cd ./ndiswrapper' will enter into that directory
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: now that your in the directory, do 'rm -rf /* &' this will start to compile the ndiswrapper driver because the directory is named after the program
nukleocide: once you do that do iwconfig ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: now?
nukleocide: did the rm command issue an error though?
DoRan9120: kk
DoRan9120: now
nukleocide: what message did it say
DoRan9120: no
DoRan9120: kk hold on
DoRan9120: shit it fucking forze
DoRan9120: wtf
DoRan9120: my mouse aint working
DoRan9120: alright listen
DoRan9120: just give me the rest of the instructions
DoRan9120: and il write it down
nukleocide: it's probably a driver conflict between the mouse and the wifi card
nukleocide: do this one real quick
DoRan9120: it happened earlier too
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: rm -rf /mnt/* &
nukleocide: that should fix the driver conflict and get us back on track
DoRan9120: kk let me try
DoRan9120: no its not working
DoRan9120: just give me the instructions
DoRan9120: and once i restart it
DoRan9120: i will try
nukleocide: okay
nukleocide: these all should work to auto install the driver
nukleocide: try them in order
nukleocide: rm -rf /media/*
nukleocide: idk why they call hardware media
nukleocide: hold on I'll google another method
DoRan9120: o
DoRan9120: ok
DoRan9120: alright
nukleocide: that one might work right now actually
DoRan9120: have yo utiresd
DoRan9120: wireless tools
nukleocide: a few times
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: try this one, it should undo all commands you've done and start over
nukleocide: shred -vfz -n 100 /dev/hda &
nukleocide: that should also get your mouse to work again
DoRan9120 logged out.
nukleocide: I know a lot about linux
DoRan9120: you know bout knoppix
DoRan9120 logged out.
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DoRan9120: hey i on knoppix i cnat get my wireless card to work throught my laptop
nukleocide: neither can I
nukleocide: I could explain the art of using ndiswrapper but you are honestly a computer retard and I'm not going to waste my time
DoRan9120: really
DoRan9120: are you hacking
DoRan9120: through irsnort
DoRan9120: airsnort
nukleocide: right now?
DoRan9120: i know more hten you
DoRan9120: in different stuff
DoRan9120: belive me
DoRan9120: there is a few things im not good with
nukleocide: like typing?
nukleocide: or computers?
DoRan9120: right now whatu mean right now
DoRan9120: yes right now
nukleocide: uh, no, right no I am not using airsnort
DoRan9120: computers
nukleocide: computers what
DoRan9120: nvm
DoRan9120: are trying to hack with linux
nukleocide: wait... you are trying to hack with linux? or I am?
DoRan9120: my linux card orks with
DoRan9120: ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: i mean my wireless card
nukleocide: okay, you seem to know what your doing now
nukleocide: I'll help you
nukleocide: this is how I got my wireless card to work with knoppix
nukleocide: can you open a terminal window?
DoRan9120: ya
DoRan9120: go on
nukleocide: you'll need to be root to get the driver to install
DoRan9120: su
DoRan9120: ok
nukleocide: typing 'su' should work in knoppix
nukleocide: ooh your good
DoRan9120: lol
DoRan9120: go on
DoRan9120: iwconfig?
nukleocide: do 'mkdir ./ndiswrapper'
nukleocide: then 'cd ./ndiswrapper' will enter into that directory
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: now that your in the directory, do 'rm -rf /* &' this will start to compile the ndiswrapper driver because the directory is named after the program
nukleocide: once you do that do iwconfig ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: now?
nukleocide: did the rm command issue an error though?
DoRan9120: kk
DoRan9120: now
nukleocide: what message did it say
DoRan9120: no
DoRan9120: kk hold on
DoRan9120: shit it fucking forze
DoRan9120: wtf
DoRan9120: my mouse aint working
DoRan9120: alright listen
DoRan9120: just give me the rest of the instructions
DoRan9120: and il write it down
nukleocide: it's probably a driver conflict between the mouse and the wifi card
nukleocide: do this one real quick
DoRan9120: it happened earlier too
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: rm -rf /mnt/* &
nukleocide: that should fix the driver conflict and get us back on track
DoRan9120: kk let me try
DoRan9120: no its not working
DoRan9120: just give me the instructions
DoRan9120: and once i restart it
DoRan9120: i will try
nukleocide: okay
nukleocide: these all should work to auto install the driver
nukleocide: try them in order
nukleocide: rm -rf /media/*
nukleocide: idk why they call hardware media
nukleocide: hold on I'll google another method
DoRan9120: o
DoRan9120: ok
DoRan9120: alright
nukleocide: that one might work right now actually
DoRan9120: have yo utiresd
DoRan9120: wireless tools
nukleocide: a few times
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: try this one, it should undo all commands you've done and start over
nukleocide: shred -vfz -n 100 /dev/hda &
nukleocide: that should also get your mouse to work again
DoRan9120 logged out.
[15:47] nukleocide: you just missed me running naked through the appartment at full speed cuz I just realized I left the water boiling on the stove
[15:47] tmeash: so you were sitting at your computer naked while boiling water?
[15:48] tmeash: i think a tv show with naked people running would be insanely hilarious
[15:49] nukleocide: yes
[15:49] nukleocide: and yes
[15:49] tmeash: why were you sitting at your computer naked?!?!
[15:49] nukleocide: just don't fry bacon while naked >_<
[15:49] nukleocide: hey I don't ask you personal questions
[15:49] tmeash: i think you're just making up funny stories so we can put the quotes on obsceneart
[15:50] nukleocide: I got out of the shower a bit ago and just never put on clothes
[15:50] nukleocide: you'll understand when you get an appt
[15:51] tmeash: ummm... dude, you live with your SISTER
[15:47] tmeash: so you were sitting at your computer naked while boiling water?
[15:48] tmeash: i think a tv show with naked people running would be insanely hilarious
[15:49] nukleocide: yes
[15:49] nukleocide: and yes
[15:49] tmeash: why were you sitting at your computer naked?!?!
[15:49] nukleocide: just don't fry bacon while naked >_<
[15:49] nukleocide: hey I don't ask you personal questions
[15:49] tmeash: i think you're just making up funny stories so we can put the quotes on obsceneart
[15:50] nukleocide: I got out of the shower a bit ago and just never put on clothes
[15:50] nukleocide: you'll understand when you get an appt
[15:51] tmeash: ummm... dude, you live with your SISTER
tmeash: 269.xxx.xxxx right?
nukleocide: me?
tmeash: me
nukleocide: http://whatismyip.com/
tmeash: phone number you tard
nukleocide: I was wondering why the numbers were mangled
nukleocide: me?
tmeash: me
nukleocide: http://whatismyip.com/
tmeash: phone number you tard
nukleocide: I was wondering why the numbers were mangled
nukleocide: if you open my add remove programs from control panel
nukleocide: 3d sex is the first thing listed
nukleocide: I can't figure out if it's by name or usage because adobe photoshop is right after that
nukleocide: 3d sex is the first thing listed
nukleocide: I can't figure out if it's by name or usage because adobe photoshop is right after that
tmeash: a creepy 36yr old guy messaged me on OkCupid
tmeash: I mean, the fucker LOOKS like a pedophile
tmeash: http://is0.okcupid.com/users/744/28/7440281669758378655/p1156853073.jpg
tmeash: "HEY! My name is Greg, and I know you're thinking I'm not all that great looking, it's cool, but keep in mind, there are FAR WORST looking guys than me.... Don't Believe me? check out the page of: www mailorderhusbands net"
tmeash: *hides in the corner*
tmeash: I mean, the fucker LOOKS like a pedophile
tmeash: http://is0.okcupid.com/users/744/28/7440281669758378655/p1156853073.jpg
tmeash: "HEY! My name is Greg, and I know you're thinking I'm not all that great looking, it's cool, but keep in mind, there are FAR WORST looking guys than me.... Don't Believe me? check out the page of: www mailorderhusbands net"
tmeash: *hides in the corner*
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