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nukleocide: I can't tell salmon from orange
tmeash: salmon is pink
nukleocide: exactly
tmeash: OA comes up first
nukleocide: yess
nukleocide: just go out there and cyber a lot of stalkers
nukleocide: and when they do their research
nukleocide: I will gain popularity
tmeash: hahah k ;)
nukleocide: http://www.obsceneart.net/quotes/295
nukleocide: then they will read that
nukleocide: and they will be afraid
tmeash: hahah
AleaSmiley: so people can go there in the morning to bathe or this evening or stay the night
AleaSmiley: so im trying to decided what im going to do
nukleocide: she rented a hotel room for the family to bathe?
AleaSmiley: ya because people cant walk on the floor right now
AleaSmiley: she putting down tile
AleaSmiley: so i may go and stay the night
AleaSmiley: i may not i can not make up my mind
nukleocide: lol
nukleocide: hotel rooms can get lonely...
AleaSmiley: huh
nukleocide: to sleep there alone they can get lonely
AleaSmiley: ya but i wouldnt be alone
AleaSmiley: my whole family would be in there
nukleocide: oh
nukleocide: I didn't read that part
<Corrupte> and found a girl that was like 20 years old, blonde, mature and had big tits
<Corrupte> Foolishly he went out wit a girl with no picture
<Corrupte> But she was actually 20 and had was blodne and shit
<jason> why is he fag then
<Corrupte> She was born on a leap year
[11:06] nukleocide: WTF
[11:06] tmeash: how the hell does notepad break?
[11:17] *** "nukleocide" signed off at Tue Feb 13 11:17:17 2007.
[11:19] *** "nukleocide" signed on at Tue Feb 13 11:19:50 2007.
[11:20] nukleocide: n otepad sitll broke wtf
[11:20] tmeash: keyboard broken too?
ThisBeAustin: :-)
Sammmymantha: KIME!
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: Thats right
ThisBeAustin: Fairy Princess Kimmie
Sammmymantha: the hell
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: Im being serious
ThisBeAustin: Im in a tutu right now flying in my fairy wings
Sammmymantha: woah
ThisBeAustin: ._. i hope you know im kidding
Sammmymantha: u said u were being serious
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: ._.
GET IT?
nukleocide: no but check out this funny picture http://www.securegb.com/o/hi.gif
Red Dead Romance: Can't fool me.
nukleocide: ha ha ha
nukleocide: then maybe you would like these free pancakes?
Red Dead Romance: Ooh! Pancakes!
Red Dead Romance: Goddamn it!
nukleocide: [Offline IM sent Dec 31 1969] bai
Load81884: wtf?
[25:23:34:48] nucleocide: hi
[25:23:34:54] nucleocide: OK cupid girl?
[25:23:35:02] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: yep
[25:23:35:06] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: just got home from work :P
[25:23:35:36] nucleocide: so, fallen angel xo, how are you?
[25:23:35:47] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: im ok...
[25:23:35:48] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: u
[25:23:37:13] nucleocide: not too shabby
[25:23:37:15] nucleocide: long day of work
[25:23:37:21] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: me 2 :p
[25:23:37:28] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: how old r u ?
[25:23:37:52] nucleocide: 20
[25:23:37:55] nucleocide: you?
[25:23:38:23] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: 18
[25:23:40:07] nucleocide: not bad
[25:23:40:10] nucleocide: lol
[25:23:40:13] nucleocide: so you live in kansas?
[25:23:40:37] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: no :(
[25:23:40:47] nucleocide: oh
[25:23:41:03] nucleocide: but you go to ottawa university
[25:23:41:05] nucleocide: ?
[25:23:41:16] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: in canada
[25:23:41:21] nucleocide: oh
[25:23:41:31] nucleocide: hmm
[25:23:41:42] nucleocide: west side or east side of canada?
[25:23:42:14] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: uhhh Ontario ... eat
[25:23:42:21] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: east*
[25:23:43:21] nucleocide: 6 hour drive according to the internet
[25:23:43:36] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: cool
[25:23:45:13] nucleocide: I think half my friends get drunk out there every weekend
[25:23:45:22] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: lol
[25:23:45:45] nucleocide: yeah
[25:23:46:02] nucleocide: it runs their lives really
[25:23:47:00] nucleocide: you are really attractive btw
[25:23:49:13] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: thanks
[25:23:49:21] nucleocide: (-:
[25:23:50:27] nucleocide: just thought you'd like to know
[25:23:54:02] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: thanks
[25:23:54:08] nucleocide: lol
[25:23:54:13] nucleocide: what do you do for fun?
[25:23:54:21] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: whatever :p
[25:23:56:37] nucleocide: heh
[25:23:56:41] nucleocide: nothing in particular?
[25:23:57:07] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: no
[25:23:57:11] nucleocide: oh
[25:23:57:13] nucleocide: hmm
[25:23:57:20] nucleocide: no hobbies?
[26:00:02:35] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: no...well reading and writing
[26:00:03:17] nucleocide: oh
[26:00:03:20] nucleocide: that's fun
[26:00:03:29] nucleocide: I'm trying to read the whole new testament
[26:00:03:44] nucleocide: I used to read a lot but recenltly I haven' thad time
[26:00:03:53] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: i read every night
[26:00:04:24] nucleocide: wow
[26:00:05:13] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: i love to read...i just finished the Da Vinci Code......105 chapters in 2 hours
[26:00:06:22] nucleocide: =-O damn
[26:00:07:08] nucleocide: I have practiced using a speed reading program and I was getting pretty good, but 75 chapters per hour is a little much
[26:00:08:12] nucleocide: hmm, that's one and a quarter chapter a minute
[26:00:08:16] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: i love to read...i have sooo many books
[26:00:08:28] nucleocide: I have maybe 50 books
[26:00:09:03] *** "xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx" signed on at Wed Jul 26 00:09:03 2006.
[26:00:09:40] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: most of my books are the same
[26:00:10:44] nucleocide: like repeats/different editions of teh same book?
[26:00:10:56] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: no, like the content
[26:00:11:19] nucleocide: ??
[26:00:12:31] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: the book im reading right now is called the serial killer files
[26:00:13:44] nucleocide: sounds like fun
[26:00:14:17] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: sure is
[26:00:14:24] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: ive already read it...twice :p
[26:00:14:27] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: thats how much i like it
[26:00:15:07] nucleocide: cool
[26:00:15:12] nucleocide: I saw matrix in the theatre like 3 times
[26:00:15:22] nucleocide: idk if that's the same though...
[26:00:15:27] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: lol
[26:00:19:41] nucleocide: I had a ton of book reading time last semester but this semester I'm going to school ~18 hours a week
[26:00:20:36] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: im done school, for another month
[26:00:21:30] nucleocide: idiot me I took chemistry during a summer semester
[26:00:21:35] nucleocide: never doing that again...
[26:00:21:37] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: lol
[26:00:31:48] nucleocide: do you go to parties?
[26:00:31:57] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: yes but i dont drink much
[26:00:32:02] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: only when im with someone i love
[26:00:32:06] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: or trust
[26:00:35:08] nucleocide: oic
[26:00:35:17] nucleocide: I haven't drank much
[26:00:35:29] nucleocide: but will only do so around friends
[26:00:36:26] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: well i get drunk from one beer so
[26:00:38:12] nucleocide: lol
[26:00:38:14] nucleocide: nice
[26:00:39:13] nucleocide: I had a six pack of smirnoff twists the other day (10 proof) and was mildly buzzed
[26:00:39:23] nucleocide: I'm not sure how that compares to most people though
[26:00:40:25] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: keep in mind i have a small build
[26:00:40:49] nucleocide: yeah
[26:00:40:52] nucleocide: 5'1"
[26:00:40:59] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: 112 pounds
[26:00:41:19] nucleocide: I dated a girl with those same numbers
[26:00:41:30] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: i have boobs though
[26:00:41:38] nucleocide: I like shorter and taller girls, it's the average girls who don't have a chance
[26:00:41:40] nucleocide: ha
[26:00:41:50] nucleocide: boobs are nice
[26:00:41:50] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: d34 :P
[26:00:42:04] nucleocide: holy shit
[26:00:42:08] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: lol
[26:00:42:17] nucleocide: sorry
[26:00:42:27] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: lol
[26:00:43:07] nucleocide: I honestly have never grabbed a girls chest
[26:00:43:30] nucleocide: but if we were dating I think I'd be tempted
[26:00:43:39] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: id let ya :p
[26:00:43:58] nucleocide: aww that's so sweet of you
[26:00:44:15] nucleocide: are you planning on waiting till marrage for sex or are you just waiting till you fall in love
[26:00:44:54] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: i would like to wait until marriage but if i was in love and i knew he was the one...and he was in love me and all that junk then i would
[26:00:45:08] nucleocide: that's my theory too
[26:00:45:16] nucleocide: I'd have to be engaged before I gave it up
[26:00:45:33] nucleocide: but I think it would be pretty cool to lose it when your married
[26:00:49:08] nucleocide: I prefer the good girls
[26:00:49:19] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: lol im a church goer :p
[a bunch of marrage talk]
[26:00:53:49] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: the boyfriend i jut left, was 24
[26:00:54:01] nucleocide: why'd you leave?
[bitching about ex bf]
[26:01:00:53] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: we started going out when i was 15
[26:01:01:45] nucleocide: 21 & 15?
[26:01:01:57] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: yep
[26:01:02:06] nucleocide: wow
[26:01:02:13] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: illegal..i know, but we really liked each other
[26:01:03:09] nucleocide: it's only illegal if you have sex though
[26:01:03:21] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: and we didnt
[26:01:03:28] nucleocide: exactly
[26:01:03:41] nucleocide: so it was legal, just kinda... weird
[26:01:04:10] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: lol
[26:01:05:46] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: do you want kids?
[a bunch of talk about having kids]
[26:01:07:33] * nucleocide yawns
[26:01:07:41] nucleocide: it's getting late
[26:01:07:46] nucleocide: and I gotta wake up in 6 hours
[26:01:08:03] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: want me to let ya go
[26:01:08:11] nucleocide: (-: maybe
[26:01:08:14] nucleocide: lol
[26:01:08:19] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: ok have a good sleep
[26:01:08:21] nucleocide: it was nice talking to you
[26:01:09:03] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: i cant wait to talk later
[26:01:10:10] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: normally i dont like to guys :p so you should feel special
[26:01:10:20] nucleocide: lol
[26:01:10:25] nucleocide: I do
[26:01:10:34] nucleocide: night
[26:01:10:42] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: bye
Session Close (xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx): Wed Jul 26 01:11:28 2006
Session Start (nucleocide:xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx): Wed Jul 26 23:37:39 2006
[26:23:37:39] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: hi
[26:23:37:42] nucleocide: hi
[26:23:37:46] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: how r u
[26:23:37:57] nucleocide: peachy
[26:23:37:58] nucleocide: you?
[26:23:38:18] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: a lil confused...well, confused doesnt describe it..mixed emotions
[26:23:38:24] nucleocide: why is that
[26:23:38:48] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: a guy at work...just doing stuff
[26:23:39:01] nucleocide: flirting?
[26:23:39:15] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: yes...touching my ass ect.
[me telling her to not take sexual harrassment]
[26:23:53:51] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: I can't remember, but did you have a picture?
[26:23:54:18] nucleocide: yeah
[26:23:54:38] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: can i have it?
[26:23:54:41] nucleocide: http://myspace-775.vo.llnwd.net/00795/57/73/795523775_l.jpg
[26:23:55:31] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: :) thanks
[26:23:55:45] nucleocide: lol why'd you need it
[26:23:55:58] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: ur hott:">
[26:23:56:10] nucleocide: lol
[26:23:56:24] nucleocide: I guess that would explain why you messaged me in the first place
[26:23:56:39] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: lol...
[26:23:56:46] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: I wish I was good looking
[26:23:57:01] nucleocide: umm send me another pic of you
[26:23:57:17] nucleocide: cuz I'm pretty sure you are
[26:23:59:19] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: i cant send it to you thorugh yahoo :(
[26:23:59:40] nucleocide: what's your OK link
[27:00:01:08] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=fallen_angel_xo
[27:00:01:25] nucleocide: oh I knew that
[27:00:01:39] nucleocide: yeah your pretty
[27:00:01:58] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: ive lost weight, and some things have grown but thats the only different
[27:00:02:15] nucleocide: lol what do you mean
[27:00:03:02] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: My breasts grew
[27:00:03:21] nucleocide: to what size
[27:00:03:34] nucleocide: lol
[27:00:04:03] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: d32
[27:00:05:12] nucleocide: yesterday you said they were d34
[27:00:06:41] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: depends on the bra, if its one with padding then the 34...without padding 32...and it depends on the maker and shit...its stupid..I dont like it....so it all depends on the bra i decide to wear
[27:00:06:56] nucleocide: lol oic
[27:00:07:13] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: its just like shoes :p
[27:00:07:30] nucleocide: so you seemed to have forgotten telling me about your boobs from yesterday, so do you happen to bring up your boob size to everybody?
[27:00:07:45] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: no actually i dont...
[27:00:08:13] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: I just feel like I can trust you
[27:00:08:25] nucleocide: what makes me so special?
[27:00:09:12] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: I just have this "vibe" as some might say, that I can trust you
[27:00:09:53] nucleocide: I don't think I've done anything to earn it
[27:00:10:26] nucleocide: and how do you know I"m not some 40 year old stalker or some russian planning on socially engineering a lot of money from you?
[27:00:11:07] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: I guess I don't...I am just trusting myself...
[talk about internet predators]
[talk about hating kids who think the world revolves around them]
[27:00:22:02] nucleocide: I don't live on my own like you do but I know what you mean
[27:00:23:34] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: My family sucks...so I like finally being by myself and Im sorta a neat freak, so my place is always great
[27:00:23:47] nucleocide: ic
[27:00:24:01] nucleocide: neat freaks make for great roomies I hear
[27:00:26:22] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: When I was with my ex, we would spend the night at each others houses, not doing anything, and i was always cleaning up...its so weird and im so proud of myself, we were like never alone he was either always at my house or I was at his yet we never did anything...turns out it was cause he was fucking someone else but oh well...
[27:00:26:57] nucleocide: would you have prefered he was having sex with you and not cheating on you?
[27:00:27:49] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: no, I guess it was just that I thought he actually loved me cause he could wait
[27:00:27:51] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: but...you know
[27:00:28:09] nucleocide: that bastard
[27:00:29:58] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: oh well,
[27:00:30:29] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: but like i was getting at hes a cop and we are still friends i forgave him and all that but I always used to clean his house
[27:00:31:19] nucleocide: lucky him lol
[talk about doing dishes]
[27:00:41:01] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: awwwe my kitty is laying on my lap
[27:00:41:09] nucleocide: aww
[27:00:41:22] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: i love him so mcuh
[27:00:41:28] nucleocide: aww
[27:00:41:34] nucleocide: my kitty is fat
[27:00:42:16] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: I love cats...
[27:00:42:28] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: Nick is soo cute, hes a year old
[27:00:43:45] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: and he loves me sooo much...I always felt sorry for Scott when he came to sleep over, cause nick would like jump on him, cause that meant Scott was on his side of the bed
[27:00:44:53] nucleocide: aww
[27:00:44:56] nucleocide: po kitty
[27:00:45:23] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: I have a king sized bed
[27:00:46:00] nucleocide: why do you have such a big bed?
[27:00:46:25] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: i like to sleep in the middle
[27:00:46:49] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: can i ask you something
[27:00:47:03] nucleocide: yeah
[27:00:47:18] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: never mind its really personal
[27:00:47:57] nucleocide: I don't mind
[27:00:48:28] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: do you masturbate
[27:00:48:49] nucleocide: yes
[27:00:49:09] nucleocide: why do you want to know?
[27:00:49:14] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: just curious
[27:00:49:31] nucleocide: every guy does
[27:00:50:36] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: good point
[27:00:51:07] nucleocide: do you masterbate
[27:00:51:25] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: ya, not a lot though, most guys cant turn me on :(
[27:00:51:43] nucleocide: wdym
[27:00:54:14] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: huh?
[27:00:54:17] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: how big are you
[27:00:54:35] nucleocide: lol
[27:00:54:58] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: ill tell you my littler secrwet if you tell me that
[27:00:55:12] nucleocide: 8 inches
[27:00:55:49] nucleocide: but I already know your secret
[27:00:56:40] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: what secret?
[27:00:56:51] nucleocide: it's just a guess
[27:00:57:00] nucleocide: I want you to tell me first and see if I"m right
[27:00:57:17] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: I can only fit iun one finger otherwise it hurts
[27:00:58:11] nucleocide: that's good to know
[27:00:58:42] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: was that what you thought
[27:00:58:50] nucleocide: nope
[27:01:03:11] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: what did you think
[27:01:03:42] nucleocide: that your some guy masterbating over the internet posing to be a girl
[27:01:04:10] nucleocide: and if your not this conversation has seriously gone downhill anyway
[27:01:04:58] nucleocide: and isn't xllx a sexual term anyway
[27:01:05:10] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: no
[27:01:05:17] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: not that i know of
[27:01:05:34] nucleocide: at any rate I don't feel like talking to you anymore
[27:01:06:01] nucleocide: all you've really said in the past few days is how your an attractive large breasted virgin who masterbates
[27:01:06:08] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: ok fine then
[27:01:06:30] nucleocide: for future reference you came off a little strong, might want to tone it down next time
[27:01:06:54] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: thats your opinion
[27:01:07:08] xllx_beautifully_broken_xllx: and i respect that
[27:01:07:40] nucleocide: I never asked about your vagina and even the sluttiest girls I know don't bring that up unprovoked
5 hours ago · Comment · Like
Jason Pnacek at 3:00am May 28
Feels the same either way doesn't it? Like your stomach!
Andrea Krueger at 3:30am May 28
Indeed it does, but the stomach is much easier to please
Jason Pnacek at 3:32am May 28
touche' pussycat!
Robert Krueger at 5:42am May 28
!?!
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
C oLL1e R: Google would just poor in
C oLL1e R: google would go crazy like a kid in a candy shop
C oLL1e R: not knowing which one to choose first
(00:33:38) nucleo: your whackin'
(00:34:05) Racc: o_O
(00:34:17) Racc: *looks at webcam*
(00:34:44) Racc: oh shit, i thought you could see me there for a minute.
(00:35:08) nucleo: lmfao
<Ouroboros> Do you have a girlfriend?
<pleb> yeah
<Ouroboros> 9 months.
Josh [2:03]: I only have a little over 9k
Terra [2:03]: That sucks
Terra [2:06]: OVER 9000!?!?!
Terra [2:06]: That's what I should have said and in classic geek fashion, I didn't think about it until after it would have been funny.
nukleocide: too bad I don't do extacy
tmeash: hahahah
tmeash: not as good if you don't, huh?
nukleocide: well
nukleocide: I'd be the only one not doing it
nukleocide: TECHNO
"Wow, that guy sure owed me a lot of money!"