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<chadmaynard> !man chadmaynard is cool
<the_wench> Sorry - I have no idea what function you're talking about! but try [url]http://dev.mysql.com/chadmaynard is cool[/url]
<goteki> she sounds hot
<chadmaynard> want to see some nude pics of her?
<goteki> oh of course
<chadmaynard> http://archivist.info/thewench/
* ToeBee suspects some people from #mysql will be ordering new keyboards shortly
<goteki> it would appear that her chassis must have fallen off somewhere
<chadmaynard> it happens
<ToeBee> tequila makes her chassis fall off
<the_wench> Sorry - I have no idea what function you're talking about! but try [url]http://dev.mysql.com/chadmaynard is cool[/url]
<goteki> she sounds hot
<chadmaynard> want to see some nude pics of her?
<goteki> oh of course
<chadmaynard> http://archivist.info/thewench/
* ToeBee suspects some people from #mysql will be ordering new keyboards shortly
<goteki> it would appear that her chassis must have fallen off somewhere
<chadmaynard> it happens
<ToeBee> tequila makes her chassis fall off
nucleocide: I'd say my huge libido but A that wouldn't help you out and B you'd know I"m lying
(02:22:22) deaths_gone: whats up
(02:23:24) jessie_the_sexie: not too much
(02:23:31) deaths_gone: cool asl
(02:23:44) jessie_the_sexie: 18/f/mi
(02:23:55) deaths_gone: got a pic
(02:24:42) jessie_the_sexie: just a sec
(02:24:44) deaths_gone: k
(02:25:32) jessie_the_sexie: http://a801.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_b9b244444444fa666666bd8814dd6f40.jpg does this load?
(02:27:27) jessie_the_sexie: I guess it doesn't???
(02:27:33) deaths_gone: ?
(02:27:52) jessie_the_sexie: did the picture work
(02:28:06) deaths_gone: i think i have to add yu to see it
(02:28:16) jessie_the_sexie: oh
(02:28:37) jessie_the_sexie: I don't want to give you too much info, you must earn it first ;)
(02:28:44) deaths_gone: oh yeah and how
(02:29:05) jessie_the_sexie: well.. I'm feeling kinda lonely tonight; maybe you can cheer me up?
(02:29:19) deaths_gone: how would you like me to do that ? :D
(02:29:53) jessie_the_sexie: start talking romeo ;)
(02:30:08) deaths_gone: what you want me to talk about sweetie
(02:30:27) jessie_the_sexie: well... how long are you?
(02:30:40) deaths_gone: 7 1/2
(02:30:57) jessie_the_sexie: ooh, that's pretty big
(02:31:03) deaths_gone: lol
(02:31:22) jessie_the_sexie: I whisper that into your ear as I start to nibble on your earlobe
(02:31:48) deaths_gone: bad ummmmmmmmmmm
(02:32:30) jessie_the_sexie: I then start to unbutton your trenchcoat...
(02:32:49) deaths_gone: you must really be in the mood
(02:33:07) jessie_the_sexie: you could say that
(02:33:27) deaths_gone: if i was thier then i could so you a little to much fun for you
(02:33:57) jessie_the_sexie: mmmmmm
(02:33:58) jessie_the_sexie: show me now
(02:34:08) deaths_gone: so dont tell only do
(02:34:56) jessie_the_sexie: I start to run my hands across your 6 pack
(02:35:17) deaths_gone: if i saw what you looked like then i could tell you
(02:36:25) jessie_the_sexie: well they say guys like girls who remind them of their moms
(02:36:28) jessie_the_sexie: so picture your mom
(02:36:39) deaths_gone: moms dead
(02:36:59) jessie_the_sexie: you killed her didn't you?
(02:37:03) jessie_the_sexie: I find that a turn on ;)
(02:37:11) deaths_gone: no she died because of god
(02:37:40) jessie_the_sexie: mmmm your turning me on baby
(02:37:54) jessie_the_sexie: my corpse is a little too dry you might want to boil me in hot water first
(02:37:59) jessie_the_sexie: oooooh that water feels nice
(02:38:06) deaths_gone: no dryer the better
(02:38:23) deaths_gone: make it hurt more
(02:38:32) jessie_the_sexie: oooh my kinda guy
(02:38:46) jessie_the_sexie: fuck me in the knife hole you left in my chest, son!
(02:39:19) deaths_gone: fuck that i will use the knife to fuck u
(02:40:45) jessie_the_sexie: I'm already dead, you killed me
(02:40:47) jessie_the_sexie: remember son?
(02:40:56) deaths_gone: fuck you
(02:23:24) jessie_the_sexie: not too much
(02:23:31) deaths_gone: cool asl
(02:23:44) jessie_the_sexie: 18/f/mi
(02:23:55) deaths_gone: got a pic
(02:24:42) jessie_the_sexie: just a sec
(02:24:44) deaths_gone: k
(02:25:32) jessie_the_sexie: http://a801.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_b9b244444444fa666666bd8814dd6f40.jpg does this load?
(02:27:27) jessie_the_sexie: I guess it doesn't???
(02:27:33) deaths_gone: ?
(02:27:52) jessie_the_sexie: did the picture work
(02:28:06) deaths_gone: i think i have to add yu to see it
(02:28:16) jessie_the_sexie: oh
(02:28:37) jessie_the_sexie: I don't want to give you too much info, you must earn it first ;)
(02:28:44) deaths_gone: oh yeah and how
(02:29:05) jessie_the_sexie: well.. I'm feeling kinda lonely tonight; maybe you can cheer me up?
(02:29:19) deaths_gone: how would you like me to do that ? :D
(02:29:53) jessie_the_sexie: start talking romeo ;)
(02:30:08) deaths_gone: what you want me to talk about sweetie
(02:30:27) jessie_the_sexie: well... how long are you?
(02:30:40) deaths_gone: 7 1/2
(02:30:57) jessie_the_sexie: ooh, that's pretty big
(02:31:03) deaths_gone: lol
(02:31:22) jessie_the_sexie: I whisper that into your ear as I start to nibble on your earlobe
(02:31:48) deaths_gone: bad ummmmmmmmmmm
(02:32:30) jessie_the_sexie: I then start to unbutton your trenchcoat...
(02:32:49) deaths_gone: you must really be in the mood
(02:33:07) jessie_the_sexie: you could say that
(02:33:27) deaths_gone: if i was thier then i could so you a little to much fun for you
(02:33:57) jessie_the_sexie: mmmmmm
(02:33:58) jessie_the_sexie: show me now
(02:34:08) deaths_gone: so dont tell only do
(02:34:56) jessie_the_sexie: I start to run my hands across your 6 pack
(02:35:17) deaths_gone: if i saw what you looked like then i could tell you
(02:36:25) jessie_the_sexie: well they say guys like girls who remind them of their moms
(02:36:28) jessie_the_sexie: so picture your mom
(02:36:39) deaths_gone: moms dead
(02:36:59) jessie_the_sexie: you killed her didn't you?
(02:37:03) jessie_the_sexie: I find that a turn on ;)
(02:37:11) deaths_gone: no she died because of god
(02:37:40) jessie_the_sexie: mmmm your turning me on baby
(02:37:54) jessie_the_sexie: my corpse is a little too dry you might want to boil me in hot water first
(02:37:59) jessie_the_sexie: oooooh that water feels nice
(02:38:06) deaths_gone: no dryer the better
(02:38:23) deaths_gone: make it hurt more
(02:38:32) jessie_the_sexie: oooh my kinda guy
(02:38:46) jessie_the_sexie: fuck me in the knife hole you left in my chest, son!
(02:39:19) deaths_gone: fuck that i will use the knife to fuck u
(02:40:45) jessie_the_sexie: I'm already dead, you killed me
(02:40:47) jessie_the_sexie: remember son?
(02:40:56) deaths_gone: fuck you
nukleocide: I once told my girlfriend that I would rather execute a very funny joke that she laughs at for 10 minutes than to give her an amazing orgasm
tmeash: aww
nukleocide: she laughed at me for 10 minutes and then she thew me on the bed
nukleocide: so I think we both won
tmeash: aww
nukleocide: she laughed at me for 10 minutes and then she thew me on the bed
nukleocide: so I think we both won
ThisBeAustin: FLOOR ES
ThisBeAustin: :-)
Sammmymantha: KIME!
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: Thats right
ThisBeAustin: Fairy Princess Kimmie
Sammmymantha: the hell
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: Im being serious
ThisBeAustin: Im in a tutu right now flying in my fairy wings
Sammmymantha: woah
ThisBeAustin: ._. i hope you know im kidding
Sammmymantha: u said u were being serious
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: ._.
ThisBeAustin: :-)
Sammmymantha: KIME!
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: Thats right
ThisBeAustin: Fairy Princess Kimmie
Sammmymantha: the hell
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: Im being serious
ThisBeAustin: Im in a tutu right now flying in my fairy wings
Sammmymantha: woah
ThisBeAustin: ._. i hope you know im kidding
Sammmymantha: u said u were being serious
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: ._.
Redw00t: i got a raise at work
nukleocide: how much
Redw00t: fifty cents
nukleocide: sweet
Redw00t: oh yeah now im up to 3.15
nukleocide: ooh big money
Redw00t: u wont be laughing bout it this summer when Im making 150 to 250 dollars a shift
nukleocide: lol
Redw00t: muahahaha
nukleocide: last week I tutored two different people for 4 hours a person, $75 an hour
Redw00t: woohoo
Redw00t: i dont have to think to be a waitress
Redw00t: just look pretty
Redw00t: bat my eyelashes
Redw00t: undo a couple more buttons
Redw00t: more money
nukleocide: I don't have to take the effort to look pretty, I only need to think
Redw00t: lol its easy
Redw00t: especially if i get a table of all guys that are in their twenties
Redw00t: easiest money to mkae
Redw00t: i can easily make a thousnd dollars a week and thats if i do bad
Redw00t: if i do real good
Redw00t: i can make around 2000 a week
nukleocide: I spent 5 hours writing a $1500 script a few months back
Redw00t: mmhm k
Redw00t: ;-)
nukleocide: www.renownedmedia.com/portfolio
Redw00t: prettycool
nukleocide: thanks
nukleocide: now it's your turn
nukleocide: one cleavage photo, please.
Redw00t: no but i can name all the beers we have on draft faster than anyone else at workd
nukleocide: I can name all the website domains I've uploaded faster than anyone
Redw00t: so
nukleocide: hey now
nukleocide: I pretended to care that you can name beer brands
nukleocide: how much
Redw00t: fifty cents
nukleocide: sweet
Redw00t: oh yeah now im up to 3.15
nukleocide: ooh big money
Redw00t: u wont be laughing bout it this summer when Im making 150 to 250 dollars a shift
nukleocide: lol
Redw00t: muahahaha
nukleocide: last week I tutored two different people for 4 hours a person, $75 an hour
Redw00t: woohoo
Redw00t: i dont have to think to be a waitress
Redw00t: just look pretty
Redw00t: bat my eyelashes
Redw00t: undo a couple more buttons
Redw00t: more money
nukleocide: I don't have to take the effort to look pretty, I only need to think
Redw00t: lol its easy
Redw00t: especially if i get a table of all guys that are in their twenties
Redw00t: easiest money to mkae
Redw00t: i can easily make a thousnd dollars a week and thats if i do bad
Redw00t: if i do real good
Redw00t: i can make around 2000 a week
nukleocide: I spent 5 hours writing a $1500 script a few months back
Redw00t: mmhm k
Redw00t: ;-)
nukleocide: www.renownedmedia.com/portfolio
Redw00t: prettycool
nukleocide: thanks
nukleocide: now it's your turn
nukleocide: one cleavage photo, please.
Redw00t: no but i can name all the beers we have on draft faster than anyone else at workd
nukleocide: I can name all the website domains I've uploaded faster than anyone
Redw00t: so
nukleocide: hey now
nukleocide: I pretended to care that you can name beer brands
C oLL1e R: <? $txt= "wow"; echo $txt; ?>
C oLL1e R: z0mg
C oLL1e R: I just coded that
nukleocide: wow
C oLL1e R: It is right. Im learning PHP
nukleocide: aww, so cute
C oLL1e R: yes
C oLL1e R: I am reading
C oLL1e R: PHP for dummies
nukleocide: nice
C oLL1e R: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0764541668.01. _BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight, 45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
C oLL1e R: that
nukleocide: I'm reading "advanced object and class structure" and "Efficient database architecture"
nukleocide: for dummies
C oLL1e R: z0mg
C oLL1e R: I just coded that
nukleocide: wow
C oLL1e R: It is right. Im learning PHP
nukleocide: aww, so cute
C oLL1e R: yes
C oLL1e R: I am reading
C oLL1e R: PHP for dummies
nukleocide: nice
C oLL1e R: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0764541668.01. _BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight, 45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
C oLL1e R: that
nukleocide: I'm reading "advanced object and class structure" and "Efficient database architecture"
nukleocide: for dummies
[16:20] Ander: I love this song I just put on my profile.
[16:21] tmeash: hmm
[16:21] Ander: it's dirty
[16:21] Ander: lol
[16:21] tmeash: that's why you love it, eh?
[16:21] Ander: :o
[16:22] tmeash: man
[16:22] tmeash: living so close to canada has it's drawbacks
[16:21] tmeash: hmm
[16:21] Ander: it's dirty
[16:21] Ander: lol
[16:21] tmeash: that's why you love it, eh?
[16:21] Ander: :o
[16:22] tmeash: man
[16:22] tmeash: living so close to canada has it's drawbacks
sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don't fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don't fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
Thomas
mmm worms
Erin
hi tom
Thomas
howdy erin
hows life?
Erin
good, it's the feast phase of my dating life which I hope does not lead to a famine. I actually met a great guy on okcupid but I just can't seem to settle down
Thomas
aah
Erin
my laptop died recently
Thomas
:(
Erin
I was told it would cost a lot of money to recover my unbacked up documents
Thomas
that can't help the okcupid relationship!
bah
Erin
I am at SVSU right now
Thomas
recovering documents is easy
...unless the hard drive is broken
which is uncommon
Erin
I wouldn't settle for paying so much so I gave my hd to some people and supposedly they are taking care of it right now for free
it was making noises
Thomas
yikes
Erin
one guy plugged it in and said it became unreadable
Thomas
the whirr of death
Erin
but another guy is supposedly fixing it
no one on svsu campus supposedly has equipment to do it
I think they are lying to me
Thomas
lol
you never know
there is a computer forensics class, Cho might have known how to do it
Erin
so now I am waiting for them to give my new external hd back with my docs on it, I hope
these kids could not have screwed it up anymore after the whirr of death
Thomas
good luck!
hopefully you didn't have any revealing photos on it
computer repair guys will scour peoples hard drives
I took out my external with all my non program/OS stuff before sending the pc to get repaired
Erin
I only had one of me
Thomas
they might not find it
Erin
I am sure they looked
Thomas
new folder/new folder/new folder/homework/erin.jpg
Erin
unfortunately it had been placed on the desktop
Thomas
hmm
maybe if it had a conservative name like DSCN0005.JPG (send as a message)
mmm worms
Erin
hi tom
Thomas
howdy erin
hows life?
Erin
good, it's the feast phase of my dating life which I hope does not lead to a famine. I actually met a great guy on okcupid but I just can't seem to settle down
Thomas
aah
Erin
my laptop died recently
Thomas
:(
Erin
I was told it would cost a lot of money to recover my unbacked up documents
Thomas
that can't help the okcupid relationship!
bah
Erin
I am at SVSU right now
Thomas
recovering documents is easy
...unless the hard drive is broken
which is uncommon
Erin
I wouldn't settle for paying so much so I gave my hd to some people and supposedly they are taking care of it right now for free
it was making noises
Thomas
yikes
Erin
one guy plugged it in and said it became unreadable
Thomas
the whirr of death
Erin
but another guy is supposedly fixing it
no one on svsu campus supposedly has equipment to do it
I think they are lying to me
Thomas
lol
you never know
there is a computer forensics class, Cho might have known how to do it
Erin
so now I am waiting for them to give my new external hd back with my docs on it, I hope
these kids could not have screwed it up anymore after the whirr of death
Thomas
good luck!
hopefully you didn't have any revealing photos on it
computer repair guys will scour peoples hard drives
I took out my external with all my non program/OS stuff before sending the pc to get repaired
Erin
I only had one of me
Thomas
they might not find it
Erin
I am sure they looked
Thomas
new folder/new folder/new folder/homework/erin.jpg
Erin
unfortunately it had been placed on the desktop
Thomas
hmm
maybe if it had a conservative name like DSCN0005.JPG (send as a message)