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(03:37:09 PM) C oLL1e R: want to see
(03:37:14 PM) C oLL1e R: some bandwidth usage
(03:37:37 PM) nukleocide: k
(03:37:51 PM) C oLL1e R: ill hotlink ur button
(03:38:05 PM) nukleocide: heh
(03:38:12 PM) nukleocide: nothx...

(20:08:49) C oLL1e R: lol
(20:10:25) C oLL1e R logged in.
(20:11:10) C oLL1e R: now
(20:11:11) C oLL1e R: Icant
(20:11:14) C oLL1e R: wait any longer
(20:11:15) C oLL1e R: for
(20:11:18) C oLL1e R: ur upload script
(20:11:41) nukleocide: oh yeah
(20:11:49) C oLL1e R: u said oh yeah last time
(20:11:54) nukleocide: ha
(20:11:56) nukleocide: well now I'm free
(20:11:57) nukleocide: cuz the
(20:11:58) nukleocide: vb
(20:12:00) nukleocide: assignment
(20:12:04) nukleocide: took only
(20:12:05) nukleocide: an
(20:12:06) nukleocide: h
(20:12:06) nukleocide: o
(20:12:07) nukleocide: ur
(20:12:11) C oLL1e R: ok

C oLL1e R: If I seo'd those
C oLL1e R: Google would just poor in
C oLL1e R: google would go crazy like a kid in a candy shop
C oLL1e R: not knowing which one to choose first

C oLL1e R: How are you
nukleocide: sick and pissed because homework sucks ass
C oLL1e R: Dont DO IT
C oLL1e R: I got 19 zerozzzz
C oLL1e R: and I got a 67
C oLL1e R: HEHEHhaHA
nukleocide: wow
C oLL1e R: but that dont mean anything
C oLL1e R: I just change the 67 to a 80
C oLL1e R: on my report card
C oLL1e R: ehehehahh

C oLL1e R: <? $txt= "wow"; echo $txt; ?>
C oLL1e R: z0mg
C oLL1e R: I just coded that
nukleocide: wow
C oLL1e R: It is right. Im learning PHP
nukleocide: aww, so cute
C oLL1e R: yes
C oLL1e R: I am reading
C oLL1e R: PHP for dummies
nukleocide: nice
C oLL1e R: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0764541668.01. _BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight, 45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
C oLL1e R: that
nukleocide: I'm reading "advanced object and class structure" and "Efficient database architecture"
nukleocide: for dummies

C oLL1e R: he cant even sepll
nukleocide: ironic?

March 31, 2007
coll1er: nukky
coll1er: Can you help me fast
nukleocide: maybe
coll1er: well u see
coll1er: On April 19, 2006
coll1er: one of my paypal accounts got locked
coll1er: they said 180 days I can request a check
coll1er: when can I request my check
nukleocide: october 12th ish
coll1er: 2007?
nukleocide: 2006
nukleocide: 180 days is a little les than 6 months
coll1er: its been 180 days?
nukleocide: it's been about 350 days
coll1er: oh damn
nukleocide: 365 days in a year, 180 * 2 = 360
nukleocide: so it's half a year
coll1er: Im getting that check right now ;)
nukleocide: but more important than you getting a check is that you don't know 180 days is about 6 months
coll1er: dont care
coll1er: I didnt feel
coll1er: like doing mathhhhh
nukleocide: wow
nukleocide: but who needs intelligence when you've got money, right?
coll1er: correct

C oLL1e R: I want my account unbanned fuck
nukleocide: aww
C oLL1e R: but the reason why I got banned
C oLL1e R: was I thnk
C oLL1e R: cause
C oLL1e R: of my story
C oLL1e R: I submitted
C oLL1e R: saying
C oLL1e R: FUCK YOU DIGG STAFF FUCKING COCK SUCKERS
C oLL1e R: and it got 217 diggs :-X
nukleocide: you know what that just might have been what did it

C oLL1e R: can u werk wit dat
C oLL1e R: http://www.bossip.com/uploaded_images/vida5-734504.JPG
nukleocide: brb
nukleocide: now what about the hot semi naked chick?
C oLL1e R: can u werk wit dat
nukleocide: photoshop?
C oLL1e R: ..
C oLL1e R: I mean
C oLL1e R: can u werk
C oLL1e R: with her ridin ur dick
nukleocide: no

C oLL1e R: SQL Error : 1146 Table 'coll1er_caring' doesn't exist

nukleocide: the quote of you getting banned is also on OA
C oLL1e R: http://www.obsceneart.net/quotes/221
nukleocide: http://www.obsceneart.net/quotes/221
nukleocide: heh
C oLL1e R: beat you
nukleocide: I know
nukleocide: doppler effect
nukleocide: cuz your east and I'm west
C oLL1e R: never eat soggy waffles
C oLL1e R: west is that way
C oLL1e R: I can never remember which way it is ;c
nukleocide: west is left
C oLL1e R: yes thats why I said
C oLL1e R: never eat soggy waffles

C oLL1e R (2:29:26 AM): why do you enjoy playing virtual porn games?
C oLL1e R (2:29:33 AM): How do you find excitement out of it
nukleocide (2:30:01 AM): well it's either naked chicks that I can tell what to do on a computer or naked chicks doing w/e in jpeg's on a computer
nukleocide (2:30:07 AM): or amanda who isn't here right now

C oLL1e R: I am no epic failer
nukleocide: failure?
C oLL1e R: wat

nukleocide: they want me to design them a site
CoLL1eR: LOL!
CoLL1eR: go fuck tha beetle juice chick
nukleocide: uhh what
CoLL1eR: TEH ONE WITH THE HUGE TEETH
CoLL1eR: that looks like
CoLL1eR: she was found on the street corner
nukleocide: no, I mean why did you lol me
CoLL1eR: CAUSE I HAVE A FATTY IN MY MOUTH
CoLL1eR: AND ITS LIEK IM SITTING NEXT TO JESUS
CoLL1eR: IN TEH GSKY
CoLL1eR: COCK OR GTFO