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(15:14:36) nukleocide: except for all the tazmanian devils
(15:14:45) tmeash: hehe
(15:14:46) tmeash: they're cute
(15:14:53) nukleocide: until they fuckin eat you
(15:24:06) tmeash: so two of my exboyfriends are married now
(15:24:21) nukleocide: to each other?
(15:24:24) tmeash: hahhaha
(15:24:27) nukleocide: sucks to be you
[15:47] tmeash: so you were sitting at your computer naked while boiling water?
[15:48] tmeash: i think a tv show with naked people running would be insanely hilarious
[15:49] nukleocide: yes
[15:49] nukleocide: and yes
[15:49] tmeash: why were you sitting at your computer naked?!?!
[15:49] nukleocide: just don't fry bacon while naked >_<
[15:49] nukleocide: hey I don't ask you personal questions
[15:49] tmeash: i think you're just making up funny stories so we can put the quotes on obsceneart
[15:50] nukleocide: I got out of the shower a bit ago and just never put on clothes
[15:50] nukleocide: you'll understand when you get an appt
[15:51] tmeash: ummm... dude, you live with your SISTER
[21:43] nukleocide: she's a hot air head
[21:43] nukleocide: he's a hot jock
[21:43] nukleocide: she's talking about how she always loses at starting contests
[21:43] nukleocide: he's nodding in agreeance
[21:43] nukleocide: I think so far it's a successful date
[21:43] tmeash: lol
[21:44] nukleocide: I thought you'd call me out on calling a guy hot
[21:44] tmeash: oh
[21:44] tmeash: lol nah
[21:44] nukleocide: cause you already know my secret?
[21:44] tmeash: you're bi?
[21:44] tmeash: yup
[21:44] tmeash: lol
[21:44] tmeash: you play girls on WoW
[21:44] tmeash: and try to pick up guys
[21:44] tmeash: i know :)
[21:44] nukleocide: for money!
[22:13] nukleocide: heh
[22:13] nukleocide: same here
[22:13] nukleocide: but from masturbation
[22:13] tmeash: my wrists already kill
[22:13] tmeash: haha
[22:13] tmeash: i play with my mouse too much :(
[22:13] nukleocide: I read "i play with"
[22:13] nukleocide: cuz this window was half hidden behind my browser
[22:14] tmeash: that's not nice :( i like to be on top
[10:55] anonymous: and I saw "have Paris."
[10:55] anonymous: I thought it was "have Penis."
[10:55] tmeash: got penis?
[10:55] anonymous: I need to get laid...
[11:06] nukleocide: WTF
[11:06] tmeash: how the hell does notepad break?
[11:17] *** "nukleocide" signed off at Tue Feb 13 11:17:17 2007.
[11:19] *** "nukleocide" signed on at Tue Feb 13 11:19:50 2007.
[11:20] nukleocide: n otepad sitll broke wtf
[11:20] tmeash: keyboard broken too?
[11:46] tmeash: wtf is that and why do you say it all the time? lol
[11:46] nukleocide: idk
[11:46] nukleocide: I made it up at the lan party
[11:46] tmeash: lol nerd!
[11:46] nukleocide: I would just shout weeboo over and over while teleporting around my enemies in circles
[11:47] tmeash: wow
[11:47] nukleocide: yeah I know
tmeash: i don't like reading from the computer
tmeash: i always lay down when i read
nukleocide: I guess it's beneficial if your laying down when you have to read the condom package
[11:32] nukleocide: nuc is bloated :'(
[11:32] tmeash: lol
[11:32] tmeash: maybe it's just that time of the month :)
[11:32] nukleocide: wow
[11:33] nukleocide: a womans perspective
[11:28] nukleocide: pretty much
[11:28] tmeash: gee thanks
[11:28] tmeash: i guess i owe you
[11:28] tmeash: i should just be like
[11:28] tmeash: yes
[11:28] tmeash: yes
[11:28] tmeash: ye
[11:28] tmeash: s
[11:28] tmeash: yes
[11:28] tmeash: yes
[11:28] tmeash: ye
[11:28] tmeash: syes
[11:28] nukleocide: what's my name?!
[11:29] tmeash: hahahah
tmeash: i mean
tmeash: haha
tmeash: that was me starting to type yeah
tmeash: but ending up typing haha
[16:21] tmeash: hmm
[16:21] Ander: it's dirty
[16:21] Ander: lol
[16:21] tmeash: that's why you love it, eh?
[16:21] Ander: :o
[16:22] tmeash: man
[16:22] tmeash: living so close to canada has it's drawbacks
[15:39] tmeash: that is why people hate christians
[15:40] nukleocide: not loading
[15:40] nukleocide: there it is
[15:40] nukleocide: holy shit
[15:41] nukleocide: holy animated rainbow background batman
[15:41] tmeash: :(
[15:41] nukleocide: I would hate us too with a page like that
tmeash: sweet
tmeash: can i be your first mate?
tmeash: that sounded kind of wrong...
tmeash: seeing as you're a virgin and all
nukleocide: wow
nukleocide: you can schwab my deck
tmeash: and let in all the quotes that contain the words: masturbation, sex, anal, oral, porn, linux, obscene art, OA
tmeash: eep
nukleocide: you know what that means?
nukleocide: I might not have to go to work
tmeash: this is what i put for my activities in hours per week:
tmeash: watching tv: 10
tmeash: parties: 0
tmeash: bars: 0
tmeash: games: 5
tmeash: leisure reading: 7
tmeash: email/searching the web: 21
tmeash: sports: 0
tmeash: visits with friends and family: 1
tmeash: shopping: 0
tmeash: family responsibilites: 0
nukleocide: masturbation: 13
tmeash: sadly, i had to lie about the "searching the web" category to keep from looking like a complete nerd :(
nukleocide: I'm glad to see you didnt' lie about the masturbation time
Ander: here at work
Ander: to a fuckin goat
tmeash: hehe
tmeash: uhh
Ander: and it's going off
Ander: bleating
tmeash: send them this:
tmeash: http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=3&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgoatse.cz%2F&ei=CnPxRcSZApmepAKOp9y9Cg&usg=__YxKX2jG0oMctXW34iqj2kAWpTDk=&sig2=kQ9GS5L7rscpL6aLXckSDA
Ander: Terra
Ander: wtf
Ander: omg
Ander: :(
Ander: I fuckin opened that.
Ander: here at work.
tmeash: hahaha
tmeash: pwned, nukka!