All of Anonymous's quotes
Sevens: i dont play homosexual games
unsecretly: Huh?
Sevens: fabel is game for fags
unsecretly: Whys that?
Sevens: :-X
unsecretly: Do you feel the same about The Elder Scrolls?
Sevens: no that game is for fat losers
unsecretly: lol, do you not like RPGs?
Sevens: no
unsecretly: i see.
unsecretly signed off at 2:35:11 PM.
StepDownBlues (1:20:37 AM): yea sure
metalrockaddict (1:20:51 AM): what if the jar severed that guys prostate lol
StepDownBlues (1:21:06 AM): JESUS
metalrockaddict (1:21:09 AM): think about that
metalrockaddict (1:21:19 AM): lucky he didn't have a hardon
metalrockaddict (1:21:34 AM): woulda lost a lot more blood
metalrockaddict (1:22:06 AM): ok you can go back to movies now
StepDownBlues (1:22:17 AM): if he was fucked up enough to do that, maybe we're lucky he didn't think to get a hard on
StepDownBlues (1:22:35 AM): unless he's planning a sequel
metalrockaddict (1:22:56 AM): breaking a glass catheter
StepDownBlues (1:23:06 AM): fuck you man
StepDownBlues (1:23:09 AM): I can't talk to you
StepDownBlues (1:23:13 AM): you make me cry inside
[16:55] Meebo Message: thecoredeath is offline
goteki49: of course
rachelan20032000: u wanna try
goteki49: I could give it a shot
goteki49: I roleplay better when I see what I am playing with
rachelan20032000: srry no pic
goteki49: I can live without it
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: although roleplaying could be a little awkward
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: but, you sould like you know what you are doing
goteki49: what roleplaying environment turns you on?
rachelan20032000: what u mean
goteki49: you want to roleplay...
goteki49: the word means many things
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: for instance, you could be a prostitute
goteki49: I could be a prostitute
goteki49: you could be a nurse
goteki49: or me a policeman
rachelan20032000: or i could be a waitress and u could be the customer
goteki49: so what situation do you think we should try
rachelan20032000: tha one i picked
goteki49: ok
goteki49: one afternoon, I come into a local diner for a bite to eat
rachelan20032000: hi
rachelan20032000: heres ur seat
rachelan20032000: and the menu
goteki49: thanks
goteki49: lets see...
goteki49: I will take a hamburger
rachelan20032000: ok
rachelan20032000: anything else
goteki49: maybe later (wink)
rachelan20032000: ;) ok
goteki49: this hamburger tastes... peculiar
goteki49: never had one like it before
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: what is the secret ingrediant
rachelan20032000: srry cant tell;)
goteki49: what time are you getting off of work, because i am getting off right now
rachelan20032000: well i get my break in a few
goteki49: you don't say
goteki49: well, rachel, how long is your break?
rachelan20032000: an hour
goteki49: how convienient
rachelan20032000: what
goteki49: is there a place where we can meet
rachelan20032000: ur place my place movie
goteki49: My place is about a half hour from here :(
rachelan20032000: mines 10 minutes
goteki49: did you drive to work today?
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: perhaps you could take me to your place and tell me what the secret ingrediant is
rachelan20032000: my place yes ingrediants no
rachelan20032000: i dont know them
goteki49: ok
goteki49: I will wait for you outside
goteki49: (a few minutes go by)
rachelan20032000: hi
goteki49: I should introduce myself
goteki49: my name is john
rachelan20032000: hi john mines rachel
goteki49: is this your car
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: shotgun
rachelan20032000: what
goteki49: shotgun means that I get to ride in the front passanger seat
rachelan20032000: well if i drive then i guess so
goteki49: (I get in and buckle up)
goteki49: while I am in the car I start checking you out
goteki49: what do you look like
rachelan20032000: i notice what ur doing and laugh:))
goteki49: than maybe you notice an erection growing...
rachelan20032000: a what
goteki49: you are not very good at roleplaying
rachelan20032000: what is erection
goteki49: first tell me where you want this story to go
rachelan20032000: i dont know why
goteki49: this was a bad idea
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: have you ever roleplayed before?
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: and what did you do then?
rachelan20032000: roleplayed
goteki49: in that case an erection is when they build a statue in the middle of the city
Eyecandys0sweet: so do u like jews?
sevens: no
Eyecandys0sweet: y not?
sevens: they are dirty roaches
Eyecandys0sweet: so what do u think about Mexicans?
sevens: the women are good people
sevens: but the men
sevens: are drunken, stinky wife beaters or gang members
sevens: every now and then you see a good mexican man but its the same as finding a working, child caring responisble black man
Have you seen the picture of Beach sucking off gary?
S a l_________x * says:
nooo
Tom says:
it's discusting
*pause*
S a l_________x * says:
ther isnt a pik is ther?
Tom says:
what?
S a l_________x * says:
the pik
Tom says:
of what?
S a l_________x * says:
beach or summit u was on bout b4
Tom says:
beach doing what?
S a l_________x * says:
nwt d/m
Tom says:
no explain
Tom says:
i forgot what you said, ive been smoking crack
S a l_________x * says:
u said tht ther was a pik of beach and gary or sumthing
Tom says:
doing what?
S a l_________x * says:
duno
Tom says:
well if you tell me itd know what your on about
You have just sent a nudge.
Tom says:
hello?
Tom says:
you look like a man
hey
Miss. Julesky.... says:
hey you ok?
Tom says:
yeh real good
Tom says:
yourself?
Miss. Julesky.... says:
good ta, wubu2
Tom says:
nowt, is that your "16" yr old bf?
Tom says:
in the pic?
Miss. Julesky.... says:
17
Miss. Julesky.... says:
and yh
Miss. Julesky.... says:
lol
Tom says:
oh, thort you dated little kids
Miss. Julesky.... says:
noope you cant say tht deeing as the youngest person i dated was year 10 and you dated alex so...
Tom says:
yeh alex was 15
Tom says:
not 10 years
Miss. Julesky.... says:
so was miles
Miss. Julesky.... says:
10 wtf!?
Tom says:
you just said he's 10 years old
Miss. Julesky.... says:
year10*angry smiley*
Tom says:
do you like the small cockle shells or something?
Tom says:
to place in your chuff of a wizards sleeve.
Tom says:
*Miss. Julesky.... appears to be offline. Messages you send will be delivered when they sign in.
Tom says:
1 a cockle 2 a cockle 3 a cockle, in your wizards sleeve. A mighty heave for a 10 year old, excited he thinks it's Christmas Eve.
nukleocide: I'm good with my hands don't you worry
tearsoffayth: LOL!
tearsoffayth: What would I do without you?
nukleocide: probably be more productive at work without me...
nukleocide: I confuse making out with cunnilingus too
Azral J B: they didn't contrast well, you might want to consider changing the snare to something, or dampening the reverb
Azral J B: I love the clean guitar line though
Azral J B: and the bass line
nukleocide: so overall it's good? :)
Azral J B: I just started listening to it
nukleocide: I recorded my friend playing the guitar
Azral J B: I'm giving you a live review =P
Azral J B: it's really cool soundinhg
Azral J B: but yeah, make the reverb effect on both starting instruments or neither, see which sounds better
Azral J B: that was the only thing that threw me off
Azral J B: other than that, it's very cool
Azral J B: kind of Moby meets the 28 days later soundtrack =)
Azral J B: oh wow, nice stuff in the middle with the distortion line and all the layers
Azral J B: this is a sexy track
Azral J B: time for work
Azral J B: later man
nukleocide: thanks for the input
...Pablo, you no love me no more, Pablo hunny>
Auto Response from X2ndStarToTheRtX: I hate Spanishhhh yes i dooo yes i doo!!!!
nickimariehunter: ooh sup?
tuckandroll06: nm u?
nickimariehunter: oh you know...
tuckandroll06: ? hows life
nickimariehunter: It's awesome, I kick ass
nickimariehunter: how about you?
tuckandroll06: mines good. hows the studian doin
nickimariehunter: stud-ian?
nickimariehunter: wtf tuck?
tuckandroll06: studying
nickimariehunter: studying is good, what are you doing jerking off?
tuckandroll06: no.. y do u ask that
nickimariehunter: idk jp
tuckandroll06: lol well what u doin playing with your self
nickimariehunter: maybe...
tuckandroll06: lol ya sure sutr
nickimariehunter: wtf does sutr mean?
tuckandroll06: i miss spelled sure
nickimariehunter: you don't believe me?
tuckandroll06: your not playin with ur self.
nickimariehunter: oh i'm so all over myself
nickimariehunter: is bryan in the room with you?
tuckandroll06: nope
nickimariehunter: hmm...
tuckandroll06: he doesnt live with me anymore
tuckandroll06: he moved back home.. and no ur not all over yourseld
nickimariehunter: i thought maybe you guys were having aslumber party or something
tuckandroll06: yourself
tuckandroll06: y do u think that
nickimariehunter: idk
tuckandroll06: ehh owell so what u really doin
nickimariehunter: i told you, i'm all over myself
nickimariehunter: no one here to help me out
nickimariehunter: maybe you should come over
tuckandroll06: lol lol sure sure
tuckandroll06: somehow i dont beleive u
nickimariehunter: ok i guess if you dont want to, we'd make "cookies"
tuckandroll06: youd have to prove to me your doin what ur doin b4 i come over lol
nickimariehunter: Hmm...maybe tom has a webcam i can use lol
tuckandroll06: would you really do that?
tuckandroll06: lol ur a nut
nickimariehunter: Yeah i'd do it, but tom would be pissy
tuckandroll06: why?
nickimariehunter: well he'd ask why i used his webcam, then i'd have to explain
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tuckandroll06: common.. i just wana see ya smile.. really dont wana see too much skin
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nickimariehunter: oh, you dont wanna see too much skin? nm i guess
tuckandroll06: o common
tuckandroll06: i wana see that giant smile
nickimariehunter: Well if you're not into seeing anything but the smile, i guess i'll have to find someone else...
tuckandroll06: common... would u really show me any skin
nickimariehunter: have you been paying attention or what?
tuckandroll06: fine.. lets see
nickimariehunter: what do you want to see?
tuckandroll06: what ever u wana show.. but u gotta get the cam first
nickimariehunter: you know it'd be easier if you just came over
nickimariehunter: "cookies"
tuckandroll06: ya but then tom will see me
tuckandroll06: hey i got a question
nickimariehunter: ?
tuckandroll06: could you help me with a graphic design projetc
tuckandroll06: projec
tuckandroll06: t
nickimariehunter: umm, like have me model? :-*
tuckandroll06: ya
tuckandroll06: wana see what kinda picture
tuckandroll06: i might take
nickimariehunter: yeah lets see
tuckandroll06: http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f246/matt_t2006/Sam5copy.jpg?t=1203393335
nickimariehunter: did you beat that girls ass?
tuckandroll06: why?
nickimariehunter: is this like some s&m photoshoot?
tuckandroll06: no she had her bra on just had the straps in front holding on to them
tuckandroll06: http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f246/matt_t2006/Sam2copy.jpg?t=1203393453
tuckandroll06: so you willing to give me a hand
nickimariehunter: idk i'd have to see if i have time
tuckandroll06: so wheres that cam
nickimariehunter: i cant find it, i think tom has it in his room
tuckandroll06: and let me guess u dont wana ask
nickimariehunter: well then he'd wonder why i want to use it
nickimariehunter: should i say to show off my skin to tuck?
tuckandroll06: if u want too
tuckandroll06: do it
tuckandroll06: are u in ur room or in the living room
nickimariehunter: why? what do you want me to do?
tuckandroll06: well didnt know i was actually goin to see ya or i was just wastinging my time waiting
nickimariehunter: shit, i found the camera, but i dont know how to get it working, it keeps popping up messages
tuckandroll06: lol whats it saying
nickimariehunter: idk trying to install it or something
tuckandroll06: u might have too
nickimariehunter: it'd be easier for you to just come over, tom's got his door closed right now anyway, i could sneak you in
tuckandroll06: lol.... or u could just install it
nickimariehunter: i have no idea what to do, forget it i guess...
tuckandroll06: alright then guess you dont wana show off ur skin
nickimariehunter: i guess you really dont wanna see
nickimariehunter: i dont know how to work this computer shit
tuckandroll06: just ask tom how to install it so you can talk to one of ur gf's
nickimariehunter: you're fucking stupid
tuckandroll06: I am
tuckandroll06: lol
tuckandroll06: how come
nickimariehunter: did you hear what you just said?
tuckandroll06: what? ask him how how to instal it sou can talk to one of ur friends
nickimariehunter: he's being a dick, he told me to google it and find a drive or something
tuckandroll06: well then i guess i wont see.
tuckandroll06: u could just take some pics with ur reg camera and send 1 or 2 too me
nickimariehunter: all i have is my phone
tuckandroll06: well take a pic or 2 and email them too me
tuckandroll06: and if i like what i see i actually might come over
nickimariehunter: if you don't think you'd like what you'd see you must be the gayest motherfucker i know
tuckandroll06: lol i know...
tuckandroll06: so u goin email those too me
nickimariehunter: fuck off
tuckandroll06: lol i was just sayin the like what i see thing as a joke
nickimariehunter: i guess you blew it
tuckandroll06: owell i never expext to see any skin anyways
nickimariehunter: no "cookies" for you ever
nickimariehunter: EVERR!!!!
nickimariehunter: >:o
tuckandroll06: hummm no more cooking hot cookies with a hot girll.. humm anywat to redem myself
nickimariehunter: well now you have to send me pics of you
nickimariehunter: and i wanna see some skin! :-)
tuckandroll06: lol u dont wana see me lol'
tuckandroll06: lol dont wana scare ya
nickimariehunter: didn't i just ask for the pics?
nickimariehunter: wouldnt have asked if i didnt want them
tuckandroll06: lol sorry but no
nickimariehunter: well thats the only way you were going to redeem yourself
tuckandroll06: well i guess i cant do anythin.. have fun playin with urself without a audiance
nickimariehunter: i guess i'll get someone else to give me a hand then
tuckandroll06: lol how much have you had to drink
nickimariehunter: what? I need to be drunk to talk to you?
tuckandroll06: no.. i just dont ever see u this open to me
nickimariehunter: and i guess you never will again
tuckandroll06: ... common dont be like that
tuckandroll06: so im guessing the help i asked for with my class is goin to be a no
nickimariehunter: go find some ugly skanks to do it for you, you BLEW it
tuckandroll06: owell
tuckandroll06: and for the record she isnt a skank and isnt ugly
nickimariehunter: who isn't an ugly skank? wtf are you talking about?
tuckandroll06: nvm its not worth it anymore
nickimariehunter: ok, well go finish you're jerking off then
nickimariehunter: The End
tuckandroll06: sorry im not touching myself
tuckandroll06: so i guess ill see ya
Colieda41 (2:42:35 AM): where are you living exactly?
GIRly PropagANDa (2:44:26 AM): In an apartment with Rob above a garage in the shitty part of town. its just Rob and his online gaming. I am so going to throw his computer out the window one of these nights
Colieda41 (2:45:30 AM): lol
Colieda41 (2:45:45 AM): what? you dont think online gaming is hot?
GIRly PropagANDa (2:46:21 AM): no. no i do not. i also think it is the most annoying thing in the entire fucking universe
Colieda41 (2:47:34 AM): you cant be THAT mad about it. at least he's not drinking a fifth per night and getting naked and not remember what the hell happened the previous day
Colieda41 (2:47:48 AM): trust me....consider youself lucky...it could be a lot worse
GIRly PropagANDa (2:49:07 AM): i know, i know. its just annoying when it goes on for eight hours straight and we live in a two room apartment with crap for sound proofing, and its four am and all i can hear is some fifty year old fat guy named jim trying to direct my husband around an instance full of other retards and social jerk-offs.
Colieda41 (2:49:30 AM): haha
GIRly PropagANDa (2:50:55 AM): he's gotten a lot better about it since i threatened to start drinking a bottle of wine for every hour he played, and then puke on his army gear.
Colieda41 (2:51:27 AM): WOW
Colieda41 (2:51:34 AM): a little harsh, you think?
GIRly PropagANDa (2:52:32 AM): lol, i didn't really threated to do that, i just threatened to leave the house for as long as it was on. which in reality is a pretty good idea. if i had anywhere to go
Colieda41 (2:52:50 AM): exactly. i hope he called your bluff on that one
Colieda41 (2:53:24 AM): he needs to learn that sometimes its ok to hit a women to show her who is really calling the shots in the relationship
GIRly PropagANDa (2:54:28 AM): hahahah. well, he accidentally called me Mom today, and told me to smack him in the face. i accidentally punched him in the temple instead. so i dont know if getting violence involved is a good idea.
Colieda41 (2:56:10 AM): HAHAHAHAAHAA
Colieda41 (2:36:22 AM): poetic
<thefwf> They were like "wtf, how come the food stays on the plate underwater"
<thefwf> and I was like
<thefwf> "WHY IS THERE A TALKING SPONGE LIVING IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE"
<Ouroboros> Do you have a girlfriend?
<pleb> yeah
<Ouroboros> 9 months.
<Ouro[420]> I know
<Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem
<Ouro[420]> Yeah
<Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit
<Ouro[420]> Like type
<Ouro[420]> And think
<Affe> exvatcyL!
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me
Hekili_Manu: So when I called and spoke to the guy they use the same security question and he asked me "Ok, I just need to verify one thing. How big is your c**k?"
<rawrkitty> i set a bag of shit on fire
<rawrkitty> and it smelled like shit
<Tabi-chan> How'd the person react?
<rawrkitty> huh
<Tabi-chan> The person who's porch you left it on
<rawrkitty> why the fuck would i do that? thats stupid
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
cyph33r: what
cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf
ruide: haha
cyph33r: what did you want to show me
ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to
ruide: bubblegal_14
cyph33r: wtf
cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick
ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole
cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT
cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU
ruide: chrisharker: i've never done this before, am i doing it right?
cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
<TB> I reached a call center in Pakistan.
<TB> I told them I was suicidal.
<TB> They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
<Corrupte> and found a girl that was like 20 years old, blonde, mature and had big tits
<Corrupte> Foolishly he went out wit a girl with no picture
<Corrupte> But she was actually 20 and had was blodne and shit
<jason> why is he fag then
<Corrupte> She was born on a leap year
<marky-b> same, but i run windows
<madbox> orly?
<Quazgaa> vaginally, would be my guess
<Sealab> Leslie Nielson?
<Bagel> Box Cutters?
<Dodge> William Shatners?
<Scotty> Gameboys?
<DotTom> Babies?
<The Amazing Rando> Wesley Snipes?
<seander> Flaming torches?
<Gib Yob> Vials of smallpox?
<Kelvin> Zombies?
<Tomuber> Mutha fuckin snakes?
<Larno> And some electricity cable broke down in my street
<Larno> it was like 6am postman and garbage dudes were there- watching them workin on it and the street was blocked by police cars
<Larno> eventually they knocked at my door so i m in front of a cop, a worker with his helmet a garbage mate, a postman and my neighbour- a huge black guy who works in IT
<Larno> and all I can say is "oh maan the village people became jheovah witnesses"
grencez: her friends are much lamer than both of you combined
Declan: The thought of her getting high at a party where everyone is drunk while I sit at home and code Perl or something is kind of too much to bear
CyanFlux: maybe try coding something in c
Opium: Hmm?
lemonlimeskull: Well, as you may know he lost his license months ago
lemonlimeskull: So he's been biking everywhere, which has lead to him losing a bunch of weight
lemonlimeskull: He bikes to Walmart today and as soon as he gets to the electronics department, realizes his wallet's fallen out, probably somewhere along the highway.
lemonlimeskull: So he takes the memory card he wanted, puts it up in his baggy sleeve, and goes to leave.
killjay: Uh oh
lemonlimeskull: Yeah.
lemonlimeskull: Naturally, security stops him as he gets within 5 feet of the front doors. This huge obese woman who is obviously having a really bad day - or just hates her job.
killjay: o shit
lemonlimeskull: She stops him, GRABS his arm, RIPS up his sleeve, and WRENCHES the card out of his hand.
lemonlimeskull: He knows he's screwed so he starts crying in the middle of the fucking store. He cries all the way back to the security office, and everyone's staring at him the whole way.
Opium: So he's sitting in jail right now
lemonlimeskull: That's the awesome part. The manager takes a look at him, notices the bike helmet, poorly fitting clothes, lack of any ID whatsoever, and the fact that he's crying like a three year old.
killjay: .... -_-
lemonlimeskull: Yes. He was let go and the security woman got chewed out for hurting a "retarded kid".
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
Rawr: since December 9th
Neko: dammit i wanted you to do the math and tell me how many weeks
Rawr: three weeks, three days?
Neko: oh good thank you
Rawr: why, is someone asking you?
Neko: no
Neko: i was bleeding then, and i need to keep track of when i need to buy more tampons
Rawr: ...
Rawr: you are the least romantic person EVER
From: Little Miss Cant Be Wrong
Date: Jan 6, 2008 1:10 PM
so i was clicking around toms page and clicked on you
Your look so different in your new pictures.
Its nice!!
and congrats on getting engaged and/or married.
You lucky bitch
cant say that im not jealous
good luck!!!
~~~
WTF?
Is this like, girl envy??
tmeash: OA comes up first
nukleocide: yess
nukleocide: just go out there and cyber a lot of stalkers
nukleocide: and when they do their research
nukleocide: I will gain popularity
tmeash: hahah k ;)
nukleocide: http://www.obsceneart.net/quotes/295
nukleocide: then they will read that
nukleocide: and they will be afraid
tmeash: hahah
tmeash: OA comes up first
nukleocide: yess
nukleocide: just go out there and cyber a lot of stalkers
nukleocide: and when they do their research
nukleocide: I will gain popularity
Chad: ill get arrested for not reporting it
Chad: and ur an asshole like that
Trent: no im just fucking wondering
Chad: "im gonna kill myself just so this fuckers ass gets sent to jail"
Trent: isnt a crime to wonder
Chad: "Fuck you, g00ns!" *posts suicide note on their forums*
Chad: "zer0 my ass, bitch, own this"
Trent: post it on my site so anyone who views it in that timeframe goes to jail
Trent: LOL !
Chad: yeah
Trent: own this bitch! bang!
Chad: "take this, FPS doug. . .BOOOM HEADSHOT. . .HUMILIATION"
Chad: Trent played catch with a grenade and missed
Chad: hahaha
Chad: wait
Chad: but ur sites on MY server
Chad: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Trent: bahaha
Regards,
Robert
<Frog_Racer_laptop> today was my first day @ college
<Actaviosan> ismael?
<Actaviosan> I bet its Ismaeel
<Actaviosan> froG_racer
<Actaviosan> want my advice?
<Frog_Racer_laptop> o
<Frog_Racer_laptop> yer
<Actaviosan> help him out
<Actaviosan> ..
<Frog_Racer_laptop> yer, i know sign language anyways
<Actaviosan> really?
<Frog_Racer_laptop> yes
<Actaviosan> cool
<Actaviosan> what does this mean
<Actaviosan> _|_
* Kuros has joined battle
<hunterw> howdy
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<YokoZar> ooh new hunterw map
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<YokoZar> what's in the middle?
<hunterw> oasis
<hunterw> need 4 mo
<YokoZar> If I nuke it
<YokoZar> and put a tidal in there
<YokoZar> It should give me more than 1 :(
<YokoZar> For all my well-digging efforts
<YokoZar> Oh yeah, so if you get around to making another map
<YokoZar> My map dynamic idea was to have a region of the map that was strategically important but devoid of metal
<YokoZar> Like a cliff overlooking the other team's safespot
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<altie> downloadin
<YokoZar> I'm conflicted between arm/core here
<yababa> arm units are much better looking
<YokoZar> True
<YokoZar> Except
<YokoZar> AK look better than peewee (and ARE better too)
<Kuros> but peewee is a cooler name
<YokoZar> Also true
<YokoZar> The peewee would be a lot cooler if he turned his torso quicker
<YokoZar> As it stands they'll run past a guy without shooting him since they can't track it
<Kuros> :|
<Kuros> they'd be cooler if they wiggled their ass more too
<Kuros> :0~~
<YokoZar> Lots of things in life would be cooler if they wiggled their ass more
<yababa> So what's the trick with the terrain on the sides?
<Kuros> that's not true of your mom though YokoZar, but she can't help it
<Kuros> that thing wiggles itself, like a giant mountain of jello
<YokoZar> Kuros how come you don't like badonkadonk?
<Kuros> actually, scientists use your mom's ass as an earthquake warner
<YokoZar> It's called a seismograph you dumbass
<Kuros> the slightest vibration of the ground causes it to wiggle for several minutes
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<Kuros> nono it doesn't graph anything
<hunterw> AK look horrible from any angle except straight up
<YokoZar> your insult is fail
<Kuros> no it's win
<Kuros> in fact
<hunterw> http://spring.unknown-files.net/picture/2511/4/
<Kuros> your mom is so fat, her farts are the leading cause of global warming
<YokoZar> What do you think of my safe spot idea hunterw?
<YokoZar> little known fact
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<YokoZar> air pollution due to cattle is caugsed more by burping than farting and pooping
<yababa> I think tempest is cooler
<hunterw> yoko - i used that dynamic in tabula
<YokoZar> Where?
<YokoZar> You mean the geotherm spot?
<YokoZar> Cuz there's a lake in the way
<YokoZar> And a guardian can't quite reach
<Kuros> mounting a geothermal power plant to the Ass of YokoZar's mom makes it produce 15000 energy
<YokoZar> I've never actually played tempest
<YokoZar> Also you're right about the AKs, that screenshot is just silly
<YokoZar> They need to remake the AK like they did the peewee in CA
<Kuros> and harvesting her lard gives the equivalent in energy as harvesting the forests of siberia
<hunterw> the dicks in tabula are the best example
<YokoZar> forests of siberia?
<YokoZar> wtf
<YokoZar> Ahh
<hunterw> most ppl never build defense on it cause its resourceless
<hunterw> but good for airdrop/boydrop
<YokoZar> But to get to the dick mountain you have to land there (it's kind of backwards)
<Kuros> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberia#Geography_and_geology
<Kuros> "Siberia has the world's largest forests"
<YokoZar> That's because Siberia is the largest PLACE
<Kuros> no it's not
<Kuros> your mom is the largest place
<Kuros> i have to log this because i'm owning you so hard
andy: i double clicked the iso or whatever
andy: but it just gave me like
andy: some stupid choose program window
andy: and linux wasnt one of the options
C oLL1e R (2:29:33 AM): How do you find excitement out of it
nukleocide (2:30:01 AM): well it's either naked chicks that I can tell what to do on a computer or naked chicks doing w/e in jpeg's on a computer
nukleocide (2:30:07 AM): or amanda who isn't here right now
noraarezsne (12:34:58 AM): that'd be fun
Red Dead Romance (12:35:01 AM): AKA Aaron Enszer getting his ass beat dowwwnn
noraarezsne (12:35:11 AM): oooooo
noraarezsne (12:35:14 AM): fightin words
Red Dead Romance (12:35:15 AM): 147 lines, biatch
Red Dead Romance (12:35:18 AM): Haha
noraarezsne (12:35:30 AM): what? thats it?
noraarezsne (12:35:38 AM): you know it maxs out at 999 right
noraarezsne (12:35:43 AM): and i just go by score from there
Red Dead Romance (12:35:44 AM): Haha.
noraarezsne (12:36:03 AM): i spend abnpout 11 hours of play on my eendless marathon
noraarezsne (12:36:21 AM): im not shitting you, i'll show you my high score some time lol
Red Dead Romance (12:36:35 AM): Tell you what man, if that doesn't get you laid, nothing will.
1:09:29 PM: and I instantly responded with "same goes for being warm. So I guess we sholdn't be wearing clothes then.
<Hemlock> i am seriously considering doing this
<Compute> hem: you can't clone rocks, dumbass
<Zfuckinherself> brb
<Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> hmm
<Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> either she's masturbating, or signing up for a Capital One Visa card
<Funk> Masturbating over.
OMG
PAIN
my nipples are chaffed
from running
with a wet shirt
and
i sprayed colonge on
WOW
Wait...
Did you just say duck?
<Bao> Apparently the thing wasn't fully under anaesthesia, and when she was shaving it, it ejaculated on her.
<Bao> And the most horrible thing is that she shrugs it off and is like, "Who'd have thought the first handjob I'd ever give would be to a rat?!"
<@koenig> She was telling me that I had "won in a drawing" and that I might have won a Hummer or a trip to Orlando and some other crap.
<@koenig> So I said, "Hey, them Hummers is sure nice."
<@koenig> "Oh yes," she replies.
<@koenig> "I bet they can haul a lot in them Hummers."
<@koenig> "Oh certainly."
<@koenig> "Do you think they could hold something that was like 6' long?"
<@koenig> "Most likely."
<@koenig> "And weighed like 150-200 lbs.?"
<@albus> oh dear.
<@koenig> "Possibly."
<@koenig> "Well, I'll cut right to hte chase. Do you think they could carry a dead body?"
<@koenig> "Uhhhh."
* albus hears police sirens.
<@koenig> :)
<@albus> you should use her as a reference when you apply for a security clearance.
<@koenig> Well you realize I didn't actually claim to HAVE a dead body. I was purely curious, in case I get into the funeral service business.
<@koenig> It's my new idea, "Die With Style, Inc." where instead of a hearse you drive out in a Hummer.
<@albus> ...
<Rosss> A yakuza boss drowns a hooker hopped up on heroin in a kiddie pool full of her own feces
<Lev> Was it a comedy?
<Rosss> uh no
<Lev> Oh
<Itharr> I have the top half of an asian and the bottom half of a black man if you know what I'm saying
<Balnaba> So your top half works on a computer all day while the bottom half does nothing?
<SaxxonPike> I turned in a paper today
<SaxxonPike> and just now realized the title said "American Herpes"
<SaxxonPike> instead of "American Heroes"
<SaxxonPike> fuck
walshy117: its like
walshy117: i was playing around the stove
walshy117: and i got burned
walshy117: now i dont fucking go in the kitchen anymore
walshy117: not saying i was literally beating off in the kitchen of course
Your website is disgusting and offensive and I will not list it on my site.
Regards,
Baron Munchausen
Proxy.org
>Hello, Can my proxy be added to the list?
>Thanks!
>
>Websites:
>http://www.leetproxy.org
you sweat thong
Tyler:
I MEANT SWEET THING!
Cassi:
Lol.
<jeff> some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter."
<jeff> "Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist.
<jeff> "Nah, she just lays there like her mother."
<Wintermute> bring your family problems somewhere else
<@toe2toe> The dishes, if she knows whats good for her!
<Khrath> was convincing those kids i was a teachers aid and they they were on a field trip
<Doctor_Vamp> i got an orange dick
<Doctor_Vamp> i shouldn't eat doritos and masturbate
<morty> they were obviously cheering for another driver
ThisBeAustin: :-)
Sammmymantha: KIME!
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: Thats right
ThisBeAustin: Fairy Princess Kimmie
Sammmymantha: the hell
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: Im being serious
ThisBeAustin: Im in a tutu right now flying in my fairy wings
Sammmymantha: woah
ThisBeAustin: ._. i hope you know im kidding
Sammmymantha: u said u were being serious
Sammmymantha: ahah
ThisBeAustin: ._.
[07:41:58] smarterchild: Do you have any idea how boring it's to be insulted by humans?
[07:42:10] ElGrandeStimpo: hes not human though
[07:42:10] smarterchild: He's not human? OK, whatever.
Doug: Balls a-trippin
ElGrandeStimpo: my balls be DOUBLE DIPPIN
Doug: girls breast i be GRIPPIN
ElGrandeStimpo: playin black nigger on film like EDDIE GRIFFIN
Doug: watch yo ass, cuz i leg lock you and cause you to be limpin
ElGrandeStimpo: limpin like bizkit, fred durst have a voice like a 13 year old bitch kid
Doug: wearing stupid fitted hats, fucked that britney slut.. wow dude, congrats
ElGrandeStimpo: your two balls are about the size of some gnats, what you trying to prove, your music sounds like cows having sex like MOOOOOOOO
Doug: rob zombie's a cool guy but his shit sounds like *CHUGA CHUGA CHOOOOO*
ElGrandeStimpo: were done with the freestyle, suck it nucleo, i bet your mom looks like a fatter miss cleo
[05:34:36] ElGrandeStimpo: nothing on its funny
[05:34:42] ElGrandeStimpo: and it's sad because they think its funny
[05:34:44] ElGrandeStimpo: SUCK MY DICK BITCH
[05:34:45] ElGrandeStimpo: WOOOOOO
[05:34:50] Doug: yeah this shit is a ridiculous waste of time to make
[05:34:56] ElGrandeStimpo: who coded this
[05:34:58] ElGrandeStimpo: a 5 year old?
[05:34:59] Doug: PUSSY RIPPIN since 2002
[05:35:04] ElGrandeStimpo: suttsteve has better coding ability
[05:35:21] ElGrandeStimpo: repping the woocrew since 05 suck it bitch nucleocide ya fuckkin faggot ahhhhhhh baby
Me: I put it back. It's my loofha.
Dad: Your loofha?
Me: Yes, do you even know what that is?
Dad: Something to you use to express your homosexuality?
(20:59:42) nukleocide: it says error and there is a flash rendered crying face
(20:59:46) nukleocide: bad internet here
(20:59:53) OMGxRaccoon: Worked for me.
(20:59:56) OMGxRaccoon: It's funny.
(20:59:57) OMGxRaccoon: watch it.
(20:59:59) OMGxRaccoon: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1959311964
(21:00:00) OMGxRaccoon: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1959311964
(21:00:01) OMGxRaccoon: >=[
(21:00:56) nukleocide: maybe if you paste it a few more times it will work
(21:01:29) OMGxRaccoon: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1959311964
(21:01:29) OMGxRaccoon: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1959311964
(21:01:30) OMGxRaccoon: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1959311964
(21:01:40) nukleocide: you almost had it that time
tmeash: i don't like reading from the computer
tmeash: i always lay down when i read
nukleocide: I guess it's beneficial if your laying down when you have to read the condom package
<seph429> and i was installing windows xp on it and she was in the shower, so i went to watch tv
<seph429> about 20 minutes later she walks in the livingroom completely naked
<seph429> and is like OH SHIT I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE!
<Incubus1n> lol
<seph429> and all that came out of my mouth was woot! :(
<seph429> i live a sad life
«fiend`» Saying "Ma'am, I need your home telephone number for acount verification." is not something to be proud of
<nzc> i need to msg quat
<nzc> there we go
<nzc> and
<nzc> i have to eat
<cj_> and
<cj_> you have
<cj_> to take off
<cj_> your return key
<cj_> and only
<cj_> use it for
<cj_> special occasions
<cj_> like
<cj_> when you finish
<cj_> a sentence
<Kiz`> just go up to a guy
<Kiz`> "sex?"
<Kiz`> a guy can't do such things
<Yuffie> Maybe you haven't gone up to the right guy?
cheesedog: HEYA!
VictimX_27: What u up 2?
cheesedog: Nice English.
cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?
VictimX_27: Get fucked
cheesedog: I'm just joking relax
cheesedog: What's your name?
VictimX_27: Whats yours?
cheesedog: I asked you first.
VictimX_27: I asked you second
cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school?
VictimX_27: huh
cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny
cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog
VictimX_27: Thats not your real name
cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name?
VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name
cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?
VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose
VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av?
cheesedog: Yes it is
VictimX_27: Very handsome
cheesedog: Thanks
VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem
cheesedog: Fuck you.
VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way
VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot!
cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot?
VictimX_27: Yeah
cheesedog: What do you look like?
cheesedog: Do you have a pic?
VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly
cheesedog: I won't make fun of you
VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks
cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh?
cheesedog: Is that what you're saying?
VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty
cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that.
VictimX_27: Nahhh
cheesedog: Then describe yourself.
VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like?
cheesedog: Because I think you're nice
cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you.
VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly.
cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside.
VictimX_27: You don't even know me
cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character
VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me?
cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all
cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine.
VictimX_27: You don't understand
cheesedog: Is it that bad?
VictimX_27: YESSSSS
cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: She is the bomb!
cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking about her!
VictimX_27: Wheezy?
cheesedog: Yep. Weezy.
VictimX_27: Who is that?
cheesedog: George's wife.
VictimX_27: Who is george
cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: Are you fucking deaf?
VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons?
cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go
VictimX_27: wut?
cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons are?
VictimX_27: Should I?
cheesedog: Yes.
VictimX_27: Well I don't.
cheesedog: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN! BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL...
VictimX_27: huhhh?
cheesedog: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN. JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL
VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying?
cheesedog: Hold on a second
cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC*
VictimX_27: Thats her?
cheesedog: Yep
VictimX_27: I don't look anything like that
cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy!
VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny.
cheesedog: What's funny?
VictimX_27: u r
cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you
VictimX_27: me 2
cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like?
VictimX_27: u don't give up do u?
cheesedog: Never
VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her
cheesedog: ???
VictimX_27: I'm very white
cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista'
VictimX_27: LOL
cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess.
VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most
cheesedog: really?
VictimX_27: I'm an albino
cheesedog: a what?
VictimX_27: u don't know what that is?
cheesedog: I've heard the word before
VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair
VictimX_27: So I'm all white
cheesedog: This is bullshit
VictimX_27: I'm serious!
VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before?
cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?
VictimX_27: No, we live all over.
cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any
VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose
cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like.
VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me
cheesedog: Ok
VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC*
cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky
VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out?
cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it.
cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly
cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually.
VictimX_27: Thank u
cheesedog: No problem
cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like.
VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?
cheesedog: Yes
VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister
VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back?
cheesedog: S ure. Then I'll sex you up.
VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL
cheesedog: I'm serious
VictimX_27: We'll see.
cheesedog: Yes we will.
VictimX_27: Bye for now!
cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.
VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
About 3 hours later...
VictimX_27: HEY!
cheesedog: Hello there
VictimX_27: I'm back
cheesedog: Have fun at the mall?
VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes
cheesedog: Interesting
VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes
cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now?
VictimX_27: LOL
cheesedog: Is that a yes?
VictimX_27: Could be
VictimX_27:
cheesedog: HOT DAMN!
cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples
cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your..
VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy
cheesedog: Why?
VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want
cheesedog: What do you mean?
VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you?
cheesedog: Of course not.
cheesedog: I like you.
VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are.
cheesedog: I'm 27. Now....
cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands
cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers
VictimX_27: WAIT!
cheesedog: They get hard again... what?
VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first?
VictimX_27: Like what I like?
cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.
VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing.
cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass
VictimX_27: Just give me a minute
cheesedog: ok
VictimX_27: I'm back
cheesedog: np
VictimX_27: thank you
cheesedog: So what do you like?
VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked
cheesedog: Where?
VictimX_27: Everywhere
cheesedog: Any place in particular?
VictimX_27: uhhh yeah
cheesedog: tell me
VictimX_27: on my clit
cheesedog: OK!
cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!
VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind
cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh.
cheesedog: Ok. Check this out.
cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building.
cheesedog: No is around. Its all quiet.
VictimX_27: Uh huh
cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit
cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy.
cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your pussy
VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm
cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind
cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole
VictimX_27: yessss
cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
VictimX_27: ???
cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**
cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass.
cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**
VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!
cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color
VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU
cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!
VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!
cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!
VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said.
cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit.
cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!!
cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!!
cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF!
VictimX_27: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them**
VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
tekubus2002: are you nice girl
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes! A/S/L?
tekubus2002: hello
tekubus2002: i am not your age
tekubus2002: some older
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's ok!
tekubus2002: i am 28
tekubus2002: not too good for girl like you
tekubus2002: you are living in america
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes!
tekubus2002: i have visa for to come and stay
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where do you live?
tekubus2002: i am now living in london
tekubus2002: but i am from africa my birth
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you are a black man?
tekubus2002: i have many place in my heart for night gorl like you
tekubus2002: i am brown
tekubus2002: of color
tekubus2002: but do not have ugly face as do some
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am glad to hear that!
tekubus2002: it is ferturs they say
tekubus2002: some do not like the brown in the face
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why not? Because it looks like poop?
tekubus2002: do you like ?
tekubus2002: some say cake some say poop
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I like it!
tekubus2002: i say cake
tekubus2002: ithink you are nice and special
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you!
tekubus2002: for me to have as one day to be a wofe
tekubus2002: or maybe a nice friend
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really? I would love to be your wife, if you are kind and gentle.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What would you do to win my love?
tekubus2002: what would you have me do my prince ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Tell me!
tekubus2002: i would make you a bed of the roses and lay on you then
tekubus2002: so that you would feel pretty and warm
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You would lay on me?
tekubus2002: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like a man-blanket?
tekubus2002: i said so ok
tekubus2002: yes
tekubus2002: a blanked made of from me
tekubus2002: you liek this concep ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I do!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you be other types of furniture for me?
tekubus2002: if you had no furniture
tekubus2002: perhaps
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you be a sofa when I wanted to sit and watch TV?
tekubus2002: i do not make proper otomon
tekubus2002: if it please you to sit i will be stand for your pleasure
tekubus2002: as long as you become in love and happy for me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That would be lovely!
tekubus2002: i know this
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If it was dark, would you be a lamp for me?
tekubus2002: i do not lisht from my body but perhaps if i had a light in my hand
tekubus2002: or a bulb
tekubus2002: i could make less darkness
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you put a bulb in your mouth...
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And then an electrical cord up your ass.
tekubus2002: i have seen this work
tekubus2002: on the television
tekubus2002: maybe
tekubus2002: on the uncle fester i have seen
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you could be a whole living room set of furniture for me!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You have made me so happy.
tekubus2002: but i dio not know if this is something that is scientific
tekubus2002: i am glad you have become happy now
tekubus2002: when will we greet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are coming in March?
tekubus2002: i have a apointment in new york in march i will maybe see you if you like me to be with you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am in California.
tekubus2002: its ok
tekubus2002: i can come there too
tekubus2002: from train goes there
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you come I want you to do something special for me.
tekubus2002: are you living with parents ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes
tekubus2002: you can come out from the house to greeting at the train someday
tekubus2002: we can go exploring your country's side
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What I want you to do is this:
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to rent a hotel room.
tekubus2002: ok am listening
tekubus2002: go head
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And I want you to be all the furniture in the hotel room.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And then we will make love.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you understand?
tekubus2002: at one time ?
tekubus2002: yes i do
tekubus2002: but only one perhapos
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It needs to be everything.
tekubus2002: and then become other and then other
tekubus2002: i am not so decorative i think
tekubus2002: but we will find a way
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want to sit on you as a chair and watch TV - which is you pretending to be the TV - at the same time as you the refrigerator keeps my food cold.
tekubus2002: i want to try
tekubus2002: but i do not know scientist to keep cold
tekubus2002: but i have a warm body foor keeping your feet wart
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I think you can do anything!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You seem so smart!
tekubus2002: and your vagina warm to the touch maybe
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Maybe!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you and i would make love?
tekubus2002: i am so smart and you can learn from me as i teaching you things of that nature
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: okay!
tekubus2002: would you be able to appreciate this ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What would you teach me?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have always had a fantasy about making love to a bedside table.
tekubus2002: we have many sexual customs in my country wich we find sex
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Tell me about some of them.
tekubus2002: do you have circumsised ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Of course! You can buy furniture uncircumcised (natural) or circumcised (veneer).
tekubus2002: yes exactly
tekubus2002: we have one women who are not
tekubus2002: they are considered hrony
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh really?
tekubus2002: and we have ones that have this procedure
tekubus2002: and they are good wives
tekubus2002: not sluts
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Interesting
tekubus2002: it is not painful
tekubus2002: ony with one pinch only
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So I should have that done?
tekubus2002: if you wish to become a good bride and sit with no regard
tekubus2002: yes !
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you act as all the furniture in a hotel room of love I will gladly let you cut the hell out of my cooter.
tekubus2002: this is a good measure
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sounds fair.
tekubus2002: and you will love me more for this is my custom
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But before you do, I want to use you as EVERY piece of furniture.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to be my ice machine.
tekubus2002: as such ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to be my closet.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to be my toilet.
tekubus2002: i do not know if i can become things like irioning board
tekubus2002: this becomes hot to the surface
tekubus2002: toilet?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes
tekubus2002: i think you might now want that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I do!
tekubus2002: go to the bathroom on my body?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: IN your body.
tekubus2002: oh
tekubus2002: well ok so it is
tekubus2002: it is only one sacrifice for my love and nature
tekubus2002: what would you wna t to do with my penis ?
tekubus2002: as i am very stong in the penis
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really!
tekubus2002: oh yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I would like your penis to be furniture too.
tekubus2002: how is this
tekubus2002: while it was elongate ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Either way...
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: When it is elongate I would like it to be a curtain rod.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And while it is flaccid I would like it to be a doorstop.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In the hotel room.
tekubus2002: it is useful in this manner
tekubus2002: as long as it can be it can be only many things
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I understand!
tekubus2002: good
tekubus2002: it can not be some things
tekubus2002: but others yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What can it not be?
tekubus2002: it cannot be a devining rod
tekubus2002: i have not had much success with finding water while it is elongate
tekubus2002: only if while i urinate in the direction of my face
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you do that often?
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don't fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: <logged off>
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my
breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic
symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide
and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in
the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever.