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unsecretly: Have you ever played Fabel?
Sevens: i dont play homosexual games
unsecretly: Huh?
Sevens: fabel is game for fags
unsecretly: Whys that?
Sevens: :-X
unsecretly: Do you feel the same about The Elder Scrolls?
Sevens: no that game is for fat losers
unsecretly: lol, do you not like RPGs?
Sevens: no
unsecretly: i see.
unsecretly signed off at 2:35:11 PM.
Quote #428 by ?Anonymous on Dec 20th, 2008
metalrockaddict (1:20:30 AM): y'all wanna hear something fucked
StepDownBlues (1:20:37 AM): yea sure
metalrockaddict (1:20:51 AM): what if the jar severed that guys prostate lol
StepDownBlues (1:21:06 AM): JESUS
metalrockaddict (1:21:09 AM): think about that
metalrockaddict (1:21:19 AM): lucky he didn't have a hardon
metalrockaddict (1:21:34 AM): woulda lost a lot more blood
metalrockaddict (1:22:06 AM): ok you can go back to movies now
StepDownBlues (1:22:17 AM): if he was fucked up enough to do that, maybe we're lucky he didn't think to get a hard on
StepDownBlues (1:22:35 AM): unless he's planning a sequel
metalrockaddict (1:22:56 AM): breaking a glass catheter
StepDownBlues (1:23:06 AM): fuck you man
StepDownBlues (1:23:09 AM): I can't talk to you
StepDownBlues (1:23:13 AM): you make me cry inside
Quote #425 by ?Anonymous on Dec 11th, 2008
[16:53] Load81884: not sure how i stumbled upon this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
[16:55] Meebo Message: thecoredeath is offline
Quote #415 by ?Anonymous on Sep 16th, 2008
rachelan20032000: do u know what roleplay is
goteki49: of course
rachelan20032000: u wanna try
goteki49: I could give it a shot
goteki49: I roleplay better when I see what I am playing with
rachelan20032000: srry no pic
goteki49: I can live without it
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: although roleplaying could be a little awkward
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: but, you sould like you know what you are doing
goteki49: what roleplaying environment turns you on?
rachelan20032000: what u mean
goteki49: you want to roleplay...
goteki49: the word means many things
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: for instance, you could be a prostitute
goteki49: I could be a prostitute
goteki49: you could be a nurse
goteki49: or me a policeman
rachelan20032000: or i could be a waitress and u could be the customer
goteki49: so what situation do you think we should try
rachelan20032000: tha one i picked
goteki49: ok
goteki49: one afternoon, I come into a local diner for a bite to eat
rachelan20032000: hi
rachelan20032000: heres ur seat
rachelan20032000: and the menu
goteki49: thanks
goteki49: lets see...
goteki49: I will take a hamburger
rachelan20032000: ok
rachelan20032000: anything else
goteki49: maybe later (wink)
rachelan20032000: ;) ok
goteki49: this hamburger tastes... peculiar
goteki49: never had one like it before
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: what is the secret ingrediant
rachelan20032000: srry cant tell;)
goteki49: what time are you getting off of work, because i am getting off right now
rachelan20032000: well i get my break in a few
goteki49: you don't say
goteki49: well, rachel, how long is your break?
rachelan20032000: an hour
goteki49: how convienient
rachelan20032000: what
goteki49: is there a place where we can meet
rachelan20032000: ur place my place movie
goteki49: My place is about a half hour from here :(
rachelan20032000: mines 10 minutes
goteki49: did you drive to work today?
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: perhaps you could take me to your place and tell me what the secret ingrediant is
rachelan20032000: my place yes ingrediants no
rachelan20032000: i dont know them
goteki49: ok
goteki49: I will wait for you outside
goteki49: (a few minutes go by)
rachelan20032000: hi
goteki49: I should introduce myself
goteki49: my name is john
rachelan20032000: hi john mines rachel
goteki49: is this your car
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: shotgun
rachelan20032000: what
goteki49: shotgun means that I get to ride in the front passanger seat
rachelan20032000: well if i drive then i guess so
goteki49: (I get in and buckle up)
goteki49: while I am in the car I start checking you out
goteki49: what do you look like
rachelan20032000: i notice what ur doing and laugh:))
goteki49: than maybe you notice an erection growing...
rachelan20032000: a what
goteki49: you are not very good at roleplaying
rachelan20032000: what is erection
goteki49: first tell me where you want this story to go
rachelan20032000: i dont know why
goteki49: this was a bad idea
rachelan20032000: ok
goteki49: have you ever roleplayed before?
rachelan20032000: yes
goteki49: and what did you do then?
rachelan20032000: roleplayed
goteki49: in that case an erection is when they build a statue in the middle of the city
Quote #407 by ?Anonymous on Aug 17th, 2008
Eyecandys0sweet: oo yeah
Eyecandys0sweet: so do u like jews?
sevens: no
Eyecandys0sweet: y not?
sevens: they are dirty roaches
Eyecandys0sweet: so what do u think about Mexicans?
sevens: the women are good people
sevens: but the men
sevens: are drunken, stinky wife beaters or gang members
sevens: every now and then you see a good mexican man but its the same as finding a working, child caring responisble black man
Quote #396 by ?Anonymous on Jun 13th, 2008
Tom says:
Have you seen the picture of Beach sucking off gary?
S a l_________x * says:
nooo
Tom says:
it's discusting
*pause*
S a l_________x * says:
ther isnt a pik is ther?
Tom says:
what?
S a l_________x * says:
the pik
Tom says:
of what?
S a l_________x * says:
beach or summit u was on bout b4
Tom says:
beach doing what?
S a l_________x * says:
nwt d/m
Tom says:
no explain
Tom says:
i forgot what you said, ive been smoking crack
S a l_________x * says:
u said tht ther was a pik of beach and gary or sumthing
Tom says:
doing what?
S a l_________x * says:
duno
Tom says:
well if you tell me itd know what your on about

You have just sent a nudge.

Tom says:
hello?
Tom says:
you look like a man
Quote #384 by ?Anonymous on May 5th, 2008
Tom says:
hey
Miss. Julesky.... says:
hey you ok?
Tom says:
yeh real good
Tom says:
yourself?
Miss. Julesky.... says:
good ta, wubu2
Tom says:
nowt, is that your "16" yr old bf?
Tom says:
in the pic?
Miss. Julesky.... says:
17
Miss. Julesky.... says:
and yh
Miss. Julesky.... says:
lol
Tom says:
oh, thort you dated little kids
Miss. Julesky.... says:
noope you cant say tht deeing as the youngest person i dated was year 10 and you dated alex so...
Tom says:
yeh alex was 15
Tom says:
not 10 years
Miss. Julesky.... says:
so was miles
Miss. Julesky.... says:
10 wtf!?
Tom says:
you just said he's 10 years old
Miss. Julesky.... says:
year10*angry smiley*
Tom says:
do you like the small cockle shells or something?
Tom says:
to place in your chuff of a wizards sleeve.
Tom says:
*Miss. Julesky.... appears to be offline. Messages you send will be delivered when they sign in.
Tom says:
1 a cockle 2 a cockle 3 a cockle, in your wizards sleeve. A mighty heave for a 10 year old, excited he thinks it's Christmas Eve.
Quote #383 by ?Anonymous on May 5th, 2008
tearsoffayth: I may need to call you for a booty call to get rid of this stress... hahaha
nukleocide: I'm good with my hands don't you worry
tearsoffayth: LOL!
tearsoffayth: What would I do without you?
nukleocide: probably be more productive at work without me...
Quote #382 by ?Anonymous on May 2nd, 2008
tearsoffayth: Always wondered what it would be like to make out with a guy with a tongue ring...
nukleocide: I confuse making out with cunnilingus too
Quote #381 by ?Anonymous on May 2nd, 2008
Azral J B: first thing I noticed about your track was the clean rhythm, and then the high reverb on the snare
Azral J B: they didn't contrast well, you might want to consider changing the snare to something, or dampening the reverb
Azral J B: I love the clean guitar line though
Azral J B: and the bass line
nukleocide: so overall it's good? :)
Azral J B: I just started listening to it
nukleocide: I recorded my friend playing the guitar
Azral J B: I'm giving you a live review =P
Azral J B: it's really cool soundinhg
Azral J B: but yeah, make the reverb effect on both starting instruments or neither, see which sounds better
Azral J B: that was the only thing that threw me off
Azral J B: other than that, it's very cool
Azral J B: kind of Moby meets the 28 days later soundtrack =)
Azral J B: oh wow, nice stuff in the middle with the distortion line and all the layers
Azral J B: this is a sexy track
Azral J B: time for work
Azral J B: later man
nukleocide: thanks for the input
Quote #365 by ?Anonymous on Mar 19th, 2008
WsLndbrg: Pablo, hunny... why you say you hate my language Pablo?
...Pablo, you no love me no more, Pablo hunny>
Auto Response from X2ndStarToTheRtX: I hate Spanishhhh yes i dooo yes i doo!!!!
Quote #364 by ?Anonymous on Mar 17th, 2008
tuckandroll06: hi
nickimariehunter: ooh sup?
tuckandroll06: nm u?
nickimariehunter: oh you know...
tuckandroll06: ? hows life
nickimariehunter: It's awesome, I kick ass
nickimariehunter: how about you?
tuckandroll06: mines good. hows the studian doin
nickimariehunter: stud-ian?
nickimariehunter: wtf tuck?
tuckandroll06: studying
nickimariehunter: studying is good, what are you doing jerking off?
tuckandroll06: no.. y do u ask that
nickimariehunter: idk jp
tuckandroll06: lol well what u doin playing with your self
nickimariehunter: maybe...
tuckandroll06: lol ya sure sutr
nickimariehunter: wtf does sutr mean?
tuckandroll06: i miss spelled sure
nickimariehunter: you don't believe me?
tuckandroll06: your not playin with ur self.
nickimariehunter: oh i'm so all over myself
nickimariehunter: is bryan in the room with you?
tuckandroll06: nope
nickimariehunter: hmm...
tuckandroll06: he doesnt live with me anymore
tuckandroll06: he moved back home.. and no ur not all over yourseld
nickimariehunter: i thought maybe you guys were having aslumber party or something
tuckandroll06: yourself
tuckandroll06: y do u think that
nickimariehunter: idk
tuckandroll06: ehh owell so what u really doin
nickimariehunter: i told you, i'm all over myself
nickimariehunter: no one here to help me out
nickimariehunter: maybe you should come over
tuckandroll06: lol lol sure sure
tuckandroll06: somehow i dont beleive u
nickimariehunter: ok i guess if you dont want to, we'd make "cookies"
tuckandroll06: youd have to prove to me your doin what ur doin b4 i come over lol
nickimariehunter: Hmm...maybe tom has a webcam i can use lol
tuckandroll06: would you really do that?
tuckandroll06: lol ur a nut
nickimariehunter: Yeah i'd do it, but tom would be pissy
tuckandroll06: why?
nickimariehunter: well he'd ask why i used his webcam, then i'd have to explain
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tuckandroll06: common.. i just wana see ya smile.. really dont wana see too much skin
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nickimariehunter: oh, you dont wanna see too much skin? nm i guess
tuckandroll06: o common
tuckandroll06: i wana see that giant smile
nickimariehunter: Well if you're not into seeing anything but the smile, i guess i'll have to find someone else...
tuckandroll06: common... would u really show me any skin
nickimariehunter: have you been paying attention or what?
tuckandroll06: fine.. lets see
nickimariehunter: what do you want to see?
tuckandroll06: what ever u wana show.. but u gotta get the cam first
nickimariehunter: you know it'd be easier if you just came over
nickimariehunter: "cookies"
tuckandroll06: ya but then tom will see me
tuckandroll06: hey i got a question
nickimariehunter: ?
tuckandroll06: could you help me with a graphic design projetc
tuckandroll06: projec
tuckandroll06: t
nickimariehunter: umm, like have me model? :-*
tuckandroll06: ya
tuckandroll06: wana see what kinda picture
tuckandroll06: i might take
nickimariehunter: yeah lets see
tuckandroll06: http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f246/matt_t2006/Sam5copy.jpg?t=1203393335
nickimariehunter: did you beat that girls ass?
tuckandroll06: why?
nickimariehunter: is this like some s&m photoshoot?
tuckandroll06: no she had her bra on just had the straps in front holding on to them
tuckandroll06: http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f246/matt_t2006/Sam2copy.jpg?t=1203393453
tuckandroll06: so you willing to give me a hand
nickimariehunter: idk i'd have to see if i have time
tuckandroll06: so wheres that cam
nickimariehunter: i cant find it, i think tom has it in his room
tuckandroll06: and let me guess u dont wana ask
nickimariehunter: well then he'd wonder why i want to use it
nickimariehunter: should i say to show off my skin to tuck?
tuckandroll06: if u want too
tuckandroll06: do it
tuckandroll06: are u in ur room or in the living room
nickimariehunter: why? what do you want me to do?
tuckandroll06: well didnt know i was actually goin to see ya or i was just wastinging my time waiting
nickimariehunter: shit, i found the camera, but i dont know how to get it working, it keeps popping up messages
tuckandroll06: lol whats it saying
nickimariehunter: idk trying to install it or something
tuckandroll06: u might have too
nickimariehunter: it'd be easier for you to just come over, tom's got his door closed right now anyway, i could sneak you in
tuckandroll06: lol.... or u could just install it
nickimariehunter: i have no idea what to do, forget it i guess...
tuckandroll06: alright then guess you dont wana show off ur skin
nickimariehunter: i guess you really dont wanna see
nickimariehunter: i dont know how to work this computer shit
tuckandroll06: just ask tom how to install it so you can talk to one of ur gf's
nickimariehunter: you're fucking stupid
tuckandroll06: I am
tuckandroll06: lol
tuckandroll06: how come
nickimariehunter: did you hear what you just said?
tuckandroll06: what? ask him how how to instal it sou can talk to one of ur friends
nickimariehunter: he's being a dick, he told me to google it and find a drive or something
tuckandroll06: well then i guess i wont see.
tuckandroll06: u could just take some pics with ur reg camera and send 1 or 2 too me
nickimariehunter: all i have is my phone
tuckandroll06: well take a pic or 2 and email them too me
tuckandroll06: and if i like what i see i actually might come over
nickimariehunter: if you don't think you'd like what you'd see you must be the gayest motherfucker i know
tuckandroll06: lol i know...
tuckandroll06: so u goin email those too me
nickimariehunter: fuck off
tuckandroll06: lol i was just sayin the like what i see thing as a joke
nickimariehunter: i guess you blew it
tuckandroll06: owell i never expext to see any skin anyways
nickimariehunter: no "cookies" for you ever
nickimariehunter: EVERR!!!!
nickimariehunter: >:o
tuckandroll06: hummm no more cooking hot cookies with a hot girll.. humm anywat to redem myself
nickimariehunter: well now you have to send me pics of you
nickimariehunter: and i wanna see some skin! :-)
tuckandroll06: lol u dont wana see me lol'
tuckandroll06: lol dont wana scare ya
nickimariehunter: didn't i just ask for the pics?
nickimariehunter: wouldnt have asked if i didnt want them
tuckandroll06: lol sorry but no
nickimariehunter: well thats the only way you were going to redeem yourself
tuckandroll06: well i guess i cant do anythin.. have fun playin with urself without a audiance
nickimariehunter: i guess i'll get someone else to give me a hand then
tuckandroll06: lol how much have you had to drink
nickimariehunter: what? I need to be drunk to talk to you?
tuckandroll06: no.. i just dont ever see u this open to me
nickimariehunter: and i guess you never will again
tuckandroll06: ... common dont be like that
tuckandroll06: so im guessing the help i asked for with my class is goin to be a no
nickimariehunter: go find some ugly skanks to do it for you, you BLEW it
tuckandroll06: owell
tuckandroll06: and for the record she isnt a skank and isnt ugly
nickimariehunter: who isn't an ugly skank? wtf are you talking about?
tuckandroll06: nvm its not worth it anymore
nickimariehunter: ok, well go finish you're jerking off then
nickimariehunter: The End
tuckandroll06: sorry im not touching myself
tuckandroll06: so i guess ill see ya
Quote #354 by ?Anonymous on Feb 18th, 2008
GIRly PropagANDa (2:41:46 AM): man. i want to go sleep, but it's not going to happen. The sounds of Star Wars Galaxies MMOs in the background just don't do it for me. you would think i live in a dorm full of people without jobs or something
Colieda41 (2:42:35 AM): where are you living exactly?
GIRly PropagANDa (2:44:26 AM): In an apartment with Rob above a garage in the shitty part of town. its just Rob and his online gaming. I am so going to throw his computer out the window one of these nights
Colieda41 (2:45:30 AM): lol
Colieda41 (2:45:45 AM): what? you dont think online gaming is hot?
GIRly PropagANDa (2:46:21 AM): no. no i do not. i also think it is the most annoying thing in the entire fucking universe
Colieda41 (2:47:34 AM): you cant be THAT mad about it. at least he's not drinking a fifth per night and getting naked and not remember what the hell happened the previous day
Colieda41 (2:47:48 AM): trust me....consider youself lucky...it could be a lot worse
GIRly PropagANDa (2:49:07 AM): i know, i know. its just annoying when it goes on for eight hours straight and we live in a two room apartment with crap for sound proofing, and its four am and all i can hear is some fifty year old fat guy named jim trying to direct my husband around an instance full of other retards and social jerk-offs.
Colieda41 (2:49:30 AM): haha
GIRly PropagANDa (2:50:55 AM): he's gotten a lot better about it since i threatened to start drinking a bottle of wine for every hour he played, and then puke on his army gear.
Colieda41 (2:51:27 AM): WOW
Colieda41 (2:51:34 AM): a little harsh, you think?
GIRly PropagANDa (2:52:32 AM): lol, i didn't really threated to do that, i just threatened to leave the house for as long as it was on. which in reality is a pretty good idea. if i had anywhere to go
Colieda41 (2:52:50 AM): exactly. i hope he called your bluff on that one
Colieda41 (2:53:24 AM): he needs to learn that sometimes its ok to hit a women to show her who is really calling the shots in the relationship
GIRly PropagANDa (2:54:28 AM): hahahah. well, he accidentally called me Mom today, and told me to smack him in the face. i accidentally punched him in the temple instead. so i dont know if getting violence involved is a good idea.
Colieda41 (2:56:10 AM): HAHAHAHAAHAA
Quote #353 by ?Anonymous on Feb 18th, 2008
GIRly PropagANDa (2:35:12 AM): ah yes.... not really. i live a sad and boring life of monotony and saying " get off me, im trying to sleep." but i would actually prefer it to the old times of having male friends who really wanted to get into my pants and use me, and addicts who also wanted to use me, but be complete douchebags about it after stealing my prescription meds, and of course, the guy friend who really loved me and thought i didnt know, when in reality i didnt want to know. i do not miss the sound of my heart being squished under dirty boots on the concrete.
Colieda41 (2:36:22 AM): poetic
Quote #352 by ?Anonymous on Feb 18th, 2008
<thefwf> I just realised soemthing while watching spongebob with my mates
<thefwf> They were like "wtf, how come the food stays on the plate underwater"
<thefwf> and I was like
<thefwf> "WHY IS THERE A TALKING SPONGE LIVING IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE"
Quote #338 by ?Anonymous on Jan 23rd, 2008
<pleb> hey how long does it take to get back the results from a fertility test?
<Ouroboros> Do you have a girlfriend?
<pleb> yeah
<Ouroboros> 9 months.
Quote #337 by ?Anonymous on Jan 23rd, 2008
<Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not?
<Ouro[420]> I know
<Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem
<Ouro[420]> Yeah
<Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit
<Ouro[420]> Like type
<Ouro[420]> And think
<Affe> exvatcyL!
Quote #336 by ?Anonymous on Jan 23rd, 2008
<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me
Quote #335 by ?Anonymous on Jan 23rd, 2008
Hekili_Manu: Ok. So I called my bank's fraud dept about that hotels.com letter I got since I apparently used them twice with two different cards. I forgot completely that when I signed up you can assign your own security question online.
Hekili_Manu: So when I called and spoke to the guy they use the same security question and he asked me "Ok, I just need to verify one thing. How big is your c**k?"
Quote #334 by ?Anonymous on Jan 23rd, 2008
<rawrkitty> so today i did something awesome
<rawrkitty> i set a bag of shit on fire
<rawrkitty> and it smelled like shit
<Tabi-chan> How'd the person react?
<rawrkitty> huh
<Tabi-chan> The person who's porch you left it on
<rawrkitty> why the fuck would i do that? thats stupid
Quote #333 by ?Anonymous on Jan 23rd, 2008