ObsceneArt : Users : Funny Instant Messenger / IRC Quote

Burbs: Yeah, I don't really like that teacher either
Lessjess456: I think she's nice, and I like history.
Blue_Tooth: But I don't like history, so I can't really like the teacher either.
Lessjess456: One time, at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.
Burbs: WHERE the FUCK did THAT come from?!?

Blue_Tooth: God, I'm so terrible with chicks, my pickup line has been reduced to "I bet you $20 you'll turn me down."
Burbs: Keep at it, mate there's someone out there for everone... Sometimes there are two someones for one person; I like to call that 'The Jackpot'

Lessjess456: So today I got in trouble at school for cutting a rat's tail off and thensticking it in my teacher's coffee
Burbs: Wow. You are one sick chick.
Lessjess456: It's not my fault! My mother would bite the heads off chickens and let them run all over the neighbour's lawn.
Burbs: I admit you're weird, jess. But compared to your mother you're like a fart in a hurricane.

Burbs: You know what my mum said today?
Durlabh20: No, what?
Burbs: She smelt something funny, so she asked me if I farted. So I said no, and asked her if she farted, and she said; "No, how rude of you to ask!"

Burbs: Jamie, I feel like that won't be the last time you tell me to keep my head down.

Burbs: When I die, I want people to say of me;
"Wow, that guy sure owed me a lot of money!"

Burbs: The most depressing thing about tennis is, that no matter how much I practise, I'll never be as good as a wall :'(

Burbs: I just had the taste of steak on my mouth. And it had NOTHING to do with Hayden unzipping!
Hayden03: ......

Burbs: Is it disrespectful to wear a clown suit to my mother's funeral?