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nukleocide: how ya likin the weather
tmeash: it sucks
nukleocide: make snow angels
tmeash: we were making sex angels.
tmeash: lolol
nukleocide: wait what
tmeash: yup, just like it sounds
nukleocide: umm
nukleocide: having troubles picturing this
tmeash: well
tmeash: there was a computer chair
tmeash: and two girls.
tmeash: that's how it started out at least
nukleocide: oh, so there wasn't any snow was there
tmeash: not technically

one frijole: seriously considering taking back all the clothes i just bought, only to buy them back individually and save even more money
nukleocide: lol
one frijole: because i can save 15, 10 or 30% every time i use my card... so if i buy them all as seperate transactions, ill save that much more money
one frijole: i could probably save another $50 at least
nukleocide: so are you telling me that .2*5+.5*10 is less than .2*(5+10)
nukleocide: cuz if so we are no longer friends
one frijole: no, im telling you that .15*3+.2*4+.3*2>.15*9
one frijole: and even if i dont get any 20 or 30% off coupons, im still saving more
nukleocide: well why not just do .3*9 to begin with

iwinallblue: i like the layout
iwinallblue: wild, but good
nukleocide: hopefully the client accepts this one since they hated the previous one
iwinallblue: I hate picky clients
iwinallblue: our land scaper right now has been the easiest
iwinallblue: and he goes sure whatever you want
iwinallblue: *shrug*
nukleocide: ha
nukleocide: he's easy huh
nukleocide: and he goes wherever you want him to
nukleocide: I wish I had a lawn :(
iwinallblue: give me a few min ill show you the design
nukleocide: you did of course catch the sexual humor
iwinallblue: *over my head*
nukleocide: "he's easy huh", "and he goes wherever you want him to"
nukleocide: its very simple humor really
iwinallblue: im exhausted and blonde
iwinallblue: lol
nukleocide: ok
nukleocide: so if I'm "easy" and I "go" wherever you want me to
iwinallblue: wasst mean?
nukleocide: exactly
nukleocide: normally I woo girls over with my cunning linguism

Some1: yo
Some1: <- old affiliate
Some1: ssope.net
nukleocide: hi
some1 is now known as Some1.

nukleocide: I'd probably have to see an older layout to recognize you ha
Some1: your buttosn been on my site for like 6 months and mine has been on yours for well 6months too, i just checked now and its off
Some1: so just givin ya your IM
Some1: button
Some1: http://www.ssope.com/Sub_Index/Affiliates/AffiliateButton.gif
Some1: please do not hotlink
nukleocide: lol
Some1: ?
nukleocide: how many visitors do you get
Some1: my anayltics is grounded
Some1: gota add the new urchin code
Some1: i get a lot and will have a shit load after GoodLuck 4 goes out
Some1: http://www.forums.sevenz.net/index.php?s=9c8505f72f7b21669b004ba9d93061ea&showtopic=187
Some1: that is goodluck 4
Some1: twice the potency of sub7
nukleocide: heh
Some1: so you gona re-add me or what
nukleocide: I don't think our sites have anything in common
nukleocide: you're an AIM/VB6 hacker and I'm a web developer
Some1: im not a vb6 hacker, im a programmer, i dont do AIM anylonger
Some1: i just use to, now i code things that break stuff
Some1: high explosives
Some1: thats what i do
nukleocide: black hat
Some1: indeed
Some1: your sites been around for a long time, i could use you as an affiliate
nukleocide: I used to find that stuff entertaining but now I'm trying to help the world instead
Some1: i enjoy hopping the fence, never spent much time building them
Some1: plus, its easier to hop a fence than it is to build them
nukleocide: correct
Some1: and its more fun
nukleocide: just like its easier to bang a fat chick than a hot one :p
Some1: by like 1000
nukleocide: nah
Some1: see the thing is
Some1: i code around mcafee
Some1: in 67 lines
Some1: i break their barriers to the point where i make them look like fisherprice fences
nukleocide: kick fucking ass
Some1: lol
nukleocide: probably the reason you're not on my affiliates lol
Some1: oh come on
Some1: i was
nukleocide: I create, you destroy
Some1: for awhile
nukleocide: true
Some1: ya but without me, you guys got nothing to do :-p
Some1: people like me*
nukleocide: lol
Some1: see, ya need me
Some1: whats a plane without gravity
nukleocide: I was pretty good at PHP and MySQL injections for a while
Some1: i was never good at PHP or MySQL injects for awhile
nukleocide: it's a rockit ship
Some1: im an executable based kinda guy
Some1: besides GoodLuck 4, my BIOS virus is my brain child
nukleocide: do you make good money
Some1: changes volatage conversions to 0@0
Some1: shortages out your power supply
Some1: then the heat sink fan rotations per second gets changed to 0
nukleocide: boring
Some1: a virus that destroys hardware
nukleocide: do you make money
Some1: is not boring
Some1: ya
nukleocide: age?
Some1: my BIOS virus destroys hardware, that i dont make money off of
Some1: does age = merit?
nukleocide: nope
Some1: there are 70 year old bumbs on the street
nukleocide: boring
nukleocide: age?
Some1: relevance?
Some1: im 18
Some1: what the hell that have anything to do with it
Some1: this an interview?
nukleocide: sure is
nukleocide: you came to me wanting something
Some1: lol
nukleocide: that makes it an interview
Some1: to re-add my button it should have been there
Some1: it was there
Some1: for a long time
Some1: this is the first time i checked and it wasnt there
nukleocide: yup
nukleocide: came down maybe a month ago
nukleocide: I'm trying to only have web development or music development sites
Some1: so you gona re-add me or not, wana take care of this while my notepad and FTP are open
Some1: im executable development
nukleocide: lolpad
nukleocide: notepad
Some1: ya, im not good with web based stuff, i really only fuck with notepad for html
Some1: well rounded people make horrible specialits
nukleocide: and less money
Some1: wrong
nukleocide: my whole site is notepad too
Some1: you dont hire a well rounded person
Some1: you hire a specialist
Some1: you go to college to bee a specialist
Some1: to specialize in something
Some1: those who have corners pass
Some1: the round ones roll away and apply for generic jobs that suit their generic education
nukleocide: exactly which is why specialists make better money
Some1: oh, i misread what you said
Some1: i thought you were saying well rounded people make more money
Some1: my badZORZ
nukleocide: omgloz
Some1: lol
nukleocide: what do you do for fun
Some1: program
Some1: programming is my hobby
Some1: i mean besides smokin bud with my buddies
Some1: how about you
nukleocide: bar hopping and music production
Some1: ah
Some1: see i have no rythem, im tone deaf, cant play any instruments, probably couldnt play the tamboreen
nukleocide: ha
Some1: play guitar hero using 100% eye-hand coordination
nukleocide: but you can smoke pot and play guitar hero
Some1: mind as well play it on mute
Some1: pot enhances my eye hand coordination
Some1: my listening a little
Some1: but not enough to where it would be at a normal persons level or hearing
Some1: i was born without that part of my brain
Some1: ill tell you what pot did though, destroyed my short term memory
nukleocide: maybe you should quit
Some1: can barely remember peoples names, unless i meet them 10 times, cant spell worth a shit neither
Some1: maybe you should add my site
Some1: you need a black hat
Some1: diversity
nukleocide: where do you work
Some1: for ssope Laboratiories
Some1: i code programs for them
Some1: im a full time student
Some1: you gona add me or what?
nukleocide: you should pay me to make you a new site
nukleocide: then I can list you under clients
nukleocide: hows that
Some1: you know the guy that made the pet rock made a million dollars?
Some1: i think he went about doing buisness like you just did too
nukleocide: ha
Some1: hey, it might even work
Some1: probably not within this IM window though
Some1: i do everything myself
nukleocide: http://renownedmedia.com/portfolio seems to be working for me
Some1: my site reflects my web skills, my programs reflect my programming skills
Some1: my site servers as an online storage bin for them
Some1: i do not take pride in my site
Some1: its a storage bin for my true gold
Some1: so yes or no
nukleocide: http://renownedmedia.com/clients/esotericcode/ maybe I can sell you sevenz old layout lol
Some1: im not buying anything, ive never bought a single thing during the past 8 years ive been online
Some1: i mean online and programming
Some1: made my first booter 8 years ago
Some1: havent paid for hosting
Some1: a domain
Some1: any software
Some1: havent had to purchase porn, nothing
Some1: i take things
Some1: crack software, get porn accounts, have an inside connection for my hosting, an "invester" bought my domains
Some1: i sell things when im at my computer chair
nukleocide: why don't you steal a template instead of having a crappy site
Some1: its not that bad
nukleocide: excuse me
Some1: should i retype it in brail
nukleocide: yes
Some1: ;;;;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;
Some1: p
Some1: so im guessing you are not going to add me, and just wanted to sit on a make belive pedistool and interigate me
Some1: good day
nukleocide: peace
nukleocide: good luck with that vb6 stuff
Some1: i code better trojans in visual basic than anyone ive ever met
nukleocide: I develop better database applications in notepad than anyone I've ever met
Some1: well i took your "vb6 stuff" as a condesending comment like "go make some mud pies"
Some1: thats why i said that
nukleocide: easter eggs aren't easter eggs if you have them on your website for everyone to find!
Some1: lol
Some1: good point
Some1: those are ones people submitted
Some1: i didnt post them until someone found it
Some1: da source code is there if youd like to see how i programmed a year ago. Only say that because GoodLuck 4 is a totally different beast. This is an understatement: GoodLuck 4 is 8 times the trojan that GoodLuck 3 was
Some1: the internet has yet to see a trojan with an integreated network that can walk from server to server in runtime, first trojan with an open source protocol
Some1: first trojan for 16 other things as well
Some1: working on converting the server into python, which would mean you could trojan anything from a PC to a mac, all the way to trojaning a palm pilote
Some1: hacking pocket devices is hacking of the tommorow, today
nukleocide: sweet
Some1: oh indeed
Some1: spent 6 months on this bad boy
Some1: hope for it to go out thursday
nukleocide: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
Some1: why?

load81884: have you ever heard spineshank?
load81884: i haven't listened to them in years but i think they were like electronic-like
nukleocide: never heard of it
nukleocide: sounds like a Mexican chiropractor

tmeash: so my new keyboard has a pound symbol on the 5 key
tmeash: like... currency pounds
tmeash: how do I type it?
nukleocide: you'd have to change your localization in windows to the UK
tmeash: so then it would type a pound symbol instead of % when I push shift?
nukleocide: yup
tmeash: dumb
tmeash: how do they type % then?
nukleocide: or you could do what my cheap friends did and buy an acer laptop with a pound key and dollar key above the arrow keys
nukleocide: they dont!
nukleocide: which makes programming in ASP very hard (<%ASP>)
tmeash: lol
nukleocide: another non funny convo going on OA cuz it deserves a chuckle
tmeash: haha
tmeash: OA has lost so much of its hilarity
tmeash: we need to be funnier
nukleocide: that or I need to steal more shit from bash.org
tmeash: haha
nukleocide: normally I put in [url] tags when I reference sites, but not bash
nukleocide: fuck you bash
tmeash: :)

load81884: Noel Sturgeon went from being "single" to "in a relationship." Comment
load81884: comment tom
nukleocide: I was thinking about it
nukleocide: so many good things to say, each wittier than the last
load81884: lol
nukleocide: "Hey, Noel, remember that time you showed Jeremy and I a video of you giving a blowjob when you met us in the bar for the first time ever"
nukleocide: actually idk if I can come up with something funnier than that
nukleocide: "Hey Noel's new bf, don't let her suck you off on camera, I saw the last guy"
load81884: oh tom

nukleocide: so what'd you call for?
nukleocide: http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,3095444,00.html
load81884: to ask you about the cost of living in europe
nukleocide: holy shit what a coincidence

Simpleplanroxman: I learned something the other day.
Simpleplanroxman: it was not a favorable thing to know.
nukleocide: shrinkage?
Simpleplanroxman: jfksld...? what ?
nukleocide: nothing
nukleocide: what did you learn?

nukleocide: whats that new song on the radio
nukleocide: dum dum dee dum dum dum dee dum dum

Tears of Fayth: Oh, lunch is here.
Tears of Fayth: my boss bought lunch cause I ripped into him then his wife did too
nukleocide: aww
nukleocide: "here have some shitty cheese burgers from mc donalds"
nukleocide: "since I cheated on my wife"
nukleocide: unless he cheated on her with you
Tears of Fayth: No.
nukleocide: then it should be like a necklace
Tears of Fayth: LoL
Tears of Fayth: I don't like 83 year old balls, thanks
nukleocide: I think thats what my dad did when he cheated...
Tears of Fayth: Bought the girl a necklace?
Tears of Fayth: >.> What do I need to do to get some jewelry...damn.
nukleocide: come over and find out

nukleocide: http://nucleocide.net/open/nucleocide_bouncing_ball.swf
Tears of Fayth: What the heck..
nukleocide: its a stupid game I made like two years ago
nukleocide: a game with no point
nukleocide: you're a ball
nukleocide: and you bounce
nukleocide: hilarity ensues
nukleocide: it's like that other game you and me play except no bruising

nukleocide: http://englishrussia.com/?p=2047 wow they must not have anything better to do in Russia
tmeash: I think it's cool!
nukleocide: I should get SVSU students together and make a huge penis
nukleocide: since I can't do it on my own :'(
tmeash: lmao

nukleocide: I added digg buttons to OA and google ads
nukleocide: if anything it will probably make the site less popular
tmeash: hahahah

nukleocide: http://www.thecoredeath.com/music/live_stuff_2.mp3
Azral J B: nice
Azral J B: reminds me of liquid tension
nukleocide: semen?
Azral J B: yes

Avril22's Profile:

"Hi I'm Angel.but they're calling me hotashellangel, lookin' around, for guys of COURSE. I'm the type of girl who loves to see the unseen, discover the undiscovered, reveal the unrevealed, explore the unexplored, experience the unexperienced. Not alone, but with a man, not just a man, but a man whom i deserve. I wanna walk with him through my wildest and darkest side. I am bored on the bright side of my life that's why I need someone who's willing to walk with me thru the unexplored world. I love to party, loves to drink fresh white juices flowing from a soft, hard, different kind of faucet or hose or whatever you may call it. LOL's. I love bein' laid down but of course I wanna do things while I'm standing. LOL's again. Let me ask you one thing, "Will you allow me to sleep, lonely and alone if in fact you can contact me and be with?".And to find out that we are both naked upon waking up?. "

"Well, first of all I am lookin' for a guy who's willing to receive a kiss mark. From me, of course. Ooooooops.. GOT THE BALLS FOR IT? LOL's. Someone who can ride with me, ride on me, or someone whom I can ride on. He's willing to share his secrets, those secrets that were out of the ordinary or let's just say sexrets to the WILD WILD WORLD.Find me if you can.Take me as a challenge and you will be rewarded. "

Me:

"Avril22... Is that inspired by the Aphex Twin song entitled Avril 14?

Also you sound like the hugest whore on earth."

Thomas
mmm worms

Erin
hi tom

Thomas
howdy erin

hows life?

Erin
good, it's the feast phase of my dating life which I hope does not lead to a famine. I actually met a great guy on okcupid but I just can't seem to settle down

Thomas
aah

Erin
my laptop died recently

Thomas
:(

Erin
I was told it would cost a lot of money to recover my unbacked up documents

Thomas
that can't help the okcupid relationship!
bah

Erin
I am at SVSU right now

Thomas
recovering documents is easy
...unless the hard drive is broken
which is uncommon

Erin
I wouldn't settle for paying so much so I gave my hd to some people and supposedly they are taking care of it right now for free
it was making noises

Thomas
yikes

Erin
one guy plugged it in and said it became unreadable

Thomas
the whirr of death

Erin
but another guy is supposedly fixing it
no one on svsu campus supposedly has equipment to do it
I think they are lying to me

Thomas
lol
you never know
there is a computer forensics class, Cho might have known how to do it

Erin
so now I am waiting for them to give my new external hd back with my docs on it, I hope
these kids could not have screwed it up anymore after the whirr of death

Thomas
good luck!
hopefully you didn't have any revealing photos on it
computer repair guys will scour peoples hard drives
I took out my external with all my non program/OS stuff before sending the pc to get repaired

Erin
I only had one of me

Thomas
they might not find it

Erin
I am sure they looked

Thomas
new folder/new folder/new folder/homework/erin.jpg

Erin
unfortunately it had been placed on the desktop

Thomas
hmm
maybe if it had a conservative name like DSCN0005.JPG (send as a message)

nukleocide: The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions. One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. He felt the worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. He cried out, 'God!
How could you do this to me?' Early the next day, he was awakened by the sound of a ship approaching the island!
It had come to rescue him! 'How did you know I was here?' asked the weary man of his rescuers. 'We saw your smoke signal,' they replied.
load81884: umm...
load81884: is this some kind of jesus story?
nukleocide: jah
load81884: wow, I think that really turned my view of god around. I truly believe now. Thank you so much for this inspiring story. Now if only that boat had been filled with a bunch of dick sucking whores I;d start praying...
nukleocide: :-/
load81884: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sorry, this quote doesn't exist.

GET IT?

carrie8706: hi
nukleocide: WHAT!
carrie8706: nothin
carrie8706: sorry
*** carrie8706's IC window is closed

lafrankie4130: you know when you have to poop
lafrankie4130: but it feels so fucking good to hold that shit in
nukleocide: yes actually
nukleocide: it's called prostate stimulation
im not alone in this?
nukleocide: nah
nukleocide: everyone fingers their own asshole

PaperHeartsN LUV: hello i just saw your profile on okcupid.com and i thought we could chat
PaperHeartsN LUV: \
nukleocide: perhaps
paperheartsnluv is now known as PaperHeartsN LUV.
nukleocide: whats your profile link?
PaperHeartsN LUV: uno momento plz
nukleocide: k
PaperHeartsN LUV: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WiShUp0nAsTaR_xX
nukleocide: brb friend is puking
nukleocide: its his 21st bday
PaperHeartsN LUV: ahhh have fun lol

iwinallblue: keep it simple stupid
nukleocide: fuck you bitch!
nukleocide: oh, it's a saying
nukleocide: nm
nukleocide: :p
nukleocide: hello?

Azral J B: We could take this to a steady level pretty quickly if you wanted
Azral J B: I just found out that Jodie Foster is a lesbian
Azral J B: I'll keep you up to date on what i find in terms of freelance though

nukleocide: I will rape you
lafrankie4130: lol, your older than me
lafrankie4130: so thats like.
lafrankie4130: you know
nukleocide: apprenticeship?

alasse san: /tackle
nukleocide: /dodge
nukleocide: /tackle
alasse san: pfft
alasse san: 'tis imposhibible to dodge teh Sarah tackle
nukleocide: /grope
alasse san: 0.0
nukleocide: it's impossible to dodge toms grope

(a friend using another friends messenger)

lafrankie4130: HEY
JEREMY <AUTO-REPLY>: fgvcjygrckjh
JEREMY: You are a bitch!
JEREMY: A punk ass faggot bitch
JEREMY: my friend "the don" would ream out your asshole with his 10-inch faggot dick and you would love it
JEREMY: eat my shit
JEREMY: that was my friend jeremy
JEREMY: he says hi
lafrankie4130: Tell this jeremy
lafrankie4130: that if I ever find him
lafrankie4130: Is ass hole will be 20 times wider
lafrankie4130: jokes ofcourse
JEREMY: you sound like a little bitch to me
lafrankie4130: jeremy?
lafrankie4130: Hahaha, silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me
JEREMY: bitch im like 6' 5"
lafrankie4130: BITCH,
lafrankie4130: im like yao ming
JEREMY: fuck you chink loving faggot
lafrankie4130: hahaha
JEREMY: hahahaha yeah faggot
lafrankie4130: once again, your weapons cannot harm me
lafrankie4130: juggernaught
lafrankie4130: itt
JEREMY: are you 12?
lafrankie4130: are you a 23 year old college student?
lafrankie4130: are you male?
lafrankie4130: are you atheist?
lafrankie4130: Questions questions questions...
lafrankie4130: brb, fucking some hot porn star.
JEREMY: i'm a 1 year old chinese kid tom had come over to "TEACH" things to
lafrankie4130: internet has spoken.
lafrankie4130: put nukeosnail back on
JEREMY: he's indisposed
lafrankie4130: tell him if he doesnt get his head out of his ass..
lafrankie4130: mines going in with it.
JEREMY: i figure it would, you faggot
lafrankie4130: you would figure that wouldnt you.
lafrankie4130: oh lawd.
lafrankie4130: lol
lafrankie4130: sorry, its hard to type while im getting dome from this pornstar.
lafrankie4130: ill talk to you later
JEREMY: Omglolz
lafrankie4130: jeremy gfto
lafrankie4130: plz
lafrankie4130: LOOOL jeremy go awaaayyy
JEREMY: jerking off on your keyboard constitutes fucking a pornstar?
lafrankie4130: if your face replaced the keyboard.
lafrankie4130: yes
lafrankie4130: now please gtfo
lafrankie4130: unless its JEREMY
JEREMY: he's ight here next to me saying how you're a fucking faggot
lafrankie4130: or your sitting there acting cool on the internet.. which is impossible to perform
lafrankie4130: exactly.
lafrankie4130: Thanks for the laughs jeremy.. Remember, your not cool, the girls hate you.
JEREMY: yep you got me :(
JEREMY: haha girls do hate me
lafrankie4130: Exactly, girls hate all men
lafrankie4130: they just want sex.
lafrankie4130: Thought that was a given.
JEREMY: yep you're 12
lafrankie4130: yep you got me?
lafrankie4130: Loool
lafrankie4130: Oh no!
lafrankie4130: Your human!
lafrankie4130: You criminal
lafrankie4130: lol
lafrankie4130: Jeremy, asl..
lafrankie4130: lool
JEREMY: 19, F, tom's apartment
lafrankie4130: lies, no bitch has jeremy for namesz
JEREMY: my name isn't really jeremy
lafrankie4130: clarissa
lafrankie4130: shanana
JEREMY: haha getting there
lafrankie4130: miss nay nay crack hoe swopes
lafrankie4130: LOL
lafrankie4130: straight hood rat
JEREMY: oh so i'm a fuckin whore now?
lafrankie4130: Stop taking shit litterally nay nay
lafrankie4130: LOL
JEREMY: are you a guy or a girl?
lafrankie4130: Lol, where is this going?
1. 95% chance your male. (fuck the other 5%, keep it around for good justice)
2. Who the fuck are you.
3. Im neither.
JEREMY: oh a fucking unic?
JEREMY: gros
lafrankie4130: Its spelled gross
lafrankie4130: and no.
lafrankie4130: http://files.samhart.net/humor/fat-guy-in-jungle-for-aargh.png
lafrankie4130: thats me.
lafrankie4130: Ive gone through a few sex changes.
lafrankie4130: Every things going to be just fine.
JEREMY: yeah, it sounds about right
lafrankie4130: it sounds? That was a picture.
lafrankie4130: You look with your eyes.
lafrankie4130: Please stop failing.
lafrankie4130: Bye jeremy.
lafrankie4130: cover blown
lafrankie4130: Cock sucka
lafrankie4130: looollll
JEREMY: yeah, you're way smarter than me
lafrankie4130: your non existant, your JEREMY being a dick, jeremy?, some hoe (yes I sad hoe, so if your a girl i hope your offended), or its my mom trying to be funny (happens alot).
lafrankie4130: Now that everythings cleared up.
lafrankie4130: I can leave.
lafrankie4130: Please stop typing / failing
JEREMY: k, toodles. I hate talking to faggots for extended periods of time.
lafrankie4130: You better stop talking then.. Because us humans can hear ourselves talk.
lafrankie4130: Failtard. bye.
JEREMY: since i can tell you're probably the biggest virgin internet nerd ever, i'll quit. You embarrass yourself.
lafrankie4130: Lol, you idiots never learn.. Go watch some TV.. Go conform to the government.
lafrankie4130: Go eat fastfood.
lafrankie4130: In other words go fail somewhere else.
lafrankie4130: Stop please.
lafrankie4130: Your killing yourself.
lafrankie4130: :(
JEREMY: ha, i love all those things! So i'll go conform. And have sex with girls and rule at life. Later queer.
lafrankie4130: haha, girls.. you wish.
lafrankie4130: GIRLLLLSSSS YES!!! Oh wait, whats 2*5?

lafrankie4130: Fail again.
lafrankie4130: You never stop failing so hard.
lafrankie4130: Ok fine, you win if you can answer this last question
lafrankie4130: You will win and beat me
lafrankie4130: You get all girls
lafrankie4130: all internets
lafrankie4130: all fastfoodz
lafrankie4130: everything
lafrankie4130: Answer this:
What is 4/0? (/ = divide lol help)
lafrankie4130: do not ask JEREMY for help
lafrankie4130: lol
JEREMY: See what complete losers like you think is that you're actually smarter and better than other people because they have lives outside of talking on the internet and playing warcraft
lafrankie4130: ugh, lol how did I know
lafrankie4130: Not even going to bother reading that failgraph
lafrankie4130: answer or you fail more
lafrankie4130: and more and more
lafrankie4130: warcraft?
lafrankie4130: LOOOOL
lafrankie4130: OH LAWD
lafrankie4130: Let me guess, you have an IQ of a chimp
lafrankie4130: answer 4/0 or you fail
JEREMY: nail on the head my friend
lafrankie4130: 4/0 now.
lafrankie4130: anwser it
lafrankie4130: your looking bad right now
lafrankie4130: no windows calculator eather.
lafrankie4130: Lol
JEREMY: I was the youngest girl in my school to ever graduate with an engineering degree, do you really think i don't know the answer?
lafrankie4130: Girl, hmm That was supposed to make me feel sympethetic, fail.. your not a girl.. You still have no idea what the answer is.
lafrankie4130: Answer it.
lafrankie4130: 4/0
\
JEREMY: well even if i hadn't known the answer, dont you think i would've figured it out by now?
lafrankie4130: If you knew the answer, you would of responded quick to prove me wrong.. I know this by studying your previous comments.
lafrankie4130: So you sir fail.
lafrankie4130: Again.
lafrankie4130: For the final time..
lafrankie4130: Fail.
lafrankie4130: Im in your head.
lafrankie4130: I already know how you think and talk.
JEREMY: haha, if only you knew
lafrankie4130: If only I knew what? You really like men? You hide it from everyone and you have a hidden gay porn folder on your computer? Already knew that.. I was going to be nice and not say anything.
lafrankie4130: Thanks for failing, please don't come again.
JEREMY: ok, sorry to end the fantastic conversation, but we're going to do grown up things now
JEREMY: bye!
lafrankie4130: Stop sending me messages
lafrankie4130: its bothersome
lafrankie4130: go be a failmeister somewhere else
lafrankie4130: GO GO!
lafrankie4130: lol
lafrankie4130: what does it take?
lafrankie4130: jesus/
JEREMY: dude, you know this s the most contcat you've had with anything for days
lafrankie4130: STOP MAKING MESSAGES POP UP

JEREMY: fdfdg
lafrankie4130: IM CLOSING THE WINDOW AND NOTHING BETTER COME UP
lafrankie4130: lol
JEREMY: 4reftg
JEREMY: 34te5645y5
JEREMY: yh4t5eyhe45yh5
JEREMY: 4e5yt5ye4t5y45e
JEREMY: e5y456456456dergdg
JEREMY: 1
JEREMY: 2
JEREMY: 3
JEREMY: 4
JEREMY: 5
JEREMY: 6
JEREMY: 7
JEREMY: 8
JEREMY: 9
JEREMY: 8
JEREMY: 7
JEREMY: 6
JEREMY: 5
JEREMY: 4
JEREMY: 3
JEREMY: 2
JEREMY: 1
lafrankie4130: Thought you were going to do grown up things? No you have a mind of a 5 year old.. Told you I was in your head.. Only a child would make messages pop up on purpose to make me made.. Thanks for taking the bait and failing again.
lafrankie4130: Faggot.
JEREMY: yeah, making you made is kick ass
lafrankie4130: Lol oh no.
JEREMY: alright i just won my bet, later
lafrankie4130: Dick for brains here found a spelling mistake in my comment.
lafrankie4130: 4/0?
lafrankie4130: Didn't think so faggot.
JEREMY: oh, i wont my bet twice
lafrankie4130: 4/0?
lafrankie4130: Oh please.. Lol keep failing
JEREMY: 40?
JEREMY: lol
lafrankie4130: 4 divided by 0?
lafrankie4130: Are you retarded?
lafrankie4130: Solve it.
JEREMY: you spelled 40 wrong so many times with some dumb line between it
lafrankie4130: Lol, thats it I cant take your fail anymore.
lafrankie4130: Your argument makes me laugh
JEREMY: k

STUFF: hi
nukleocide: hi
STUFF: whats up
nukleocide: just reading random quotes on my own website
nukleocide: you
STUFF: I was reading a quote on your website the other day about myself and my sock collection
nukleocide: a personal favorite of mine
STUFF: I used a sock before
STUFF: I noticed it was very yellow
STUFF: whys that?
nukleocide: urin in your urethra gets ejected when you ejaculate
nukleocide: I mean
nukleocide: it's the happy sunshine building up in your socks
STUFF: lmao

nukleocide: http://www.retrocomputing.net/racconti/umor/coniglio/pandora.beptuui.html
sevens: yeah, i seen that site
nukleocide: so morbid but so cute
sevens: rofl, the german one
nukleocide: saw the garfield youtube, saw the related garfield video, heard the mash theme 'suicide is painless', saw the related video 'bunny suicide is painless', google'd the term 'bunny suicide' and found this
nukleocide: thanks youtube

nukleocide: follow your heart jeremy
nukleocide: thats what I do
load81884: lol
load81884: that's not always the wisest decision tom, sometime you gotta follow your dick
load81884: for some reason i have this feeling you're posting that to your quites site right now, lol
nukleocide: I would never post our private conversations online

lafrankie4130: hmm, my dad made his own protein bars and they taste like poop
lafrankie4130: literally
lafrankie4130: ive tasted poop
lafrankie4130: and these taste like it

LawnMowrMon85: what the hell tom
nukleocide <AUTO-REPLY> : %n wonder if that works in pidgin...
LawnMowrMon85: oh i know what you did

nukleocide: I might not need your services after all
tmeash: :(
tmeash: too bad
tmeash: you're missing out
nukleocide: well, our services
nukleocide: don't wanna be sexist
nukleocide: or make it sound like I'm just going to lie there while you do the work
nukleocide: which I will
nukleocide: just lie there
tmeash: that's okay with me
nukleocide: oh kick ass
tmeash: I like being on top
nukleocide: I'll bring a gameboy
tmeash: k, I'll bring a hot girl
nukleocide: I'll bring a bleach blonded virgin who will probably premature discharge and be forced to pay you money for the next 18 years
tmeash: fuck that
tmeash: lol
nukleocide: did I say that out loud
tmeash: no kids kthx

nukleocide: right after I post half this shit to OA
tmeash: I'm glad no one looks at that
tmeash: except you and me
nukleocide: I'm glad no one looks at that
nukleocide: cuz I forgot to put on ads

nukleocide: I'm tired :(
tmeash: me too
tmeash: but my friend is having g/f problems
nukleocide: oh
nukleocide: I'm having mysql problems but don't see you losing sleep over that!
tmeash: Well, he's almost worse off than you
tmeash: This is the only girl he's ever dated
tmeash: and they've been going out like 3 years
nukleocide: yes
nukleocide: he is worse off than me
tmeash: yeah
nukleocide: he's probably going to kill himself
nukleocide: so sweet dreams you're on your own

nukleocide: is the sex getting boring?
girlypropaganda: yep. lol
nukleocide: ha
nukleocide: adameve.com
nukleocide: you'll get your product in a discrete brown package
girlypropaganda: nice.
nukleocide: you'll then get thousands of sexual post cards
girlypropaganda: hahahaha
nukleocide: :(
nukleocide: don't laugh it sucks
nukleocide: lol
nukleocide: I keep telling my room mate that it must be a mistake
girlypropaganda: hahahahahahaha. i love it. who do you live with?
nukleocide: sister :'(

nukleocide: one day he's gonna snap
nukleocide: and walk into the bedroom with a raging hardon and a gimp suit
nukleocide: and he will have hidden your prozac for the last 24 hours
nukleocide: then you'll be all like "damn shoulda gotten some lube from adameve.com"

nukleocide: <?php
$mycock = "BabiesSpermBabiesSpermBabiesSpermBabiesSpermBabiesSpermBabiesSpermBabiesSpermBabiesSpermBabiesSpermBabiesSpermBabies";
$womb = explode("Sperm", $mycock);
print_r($womb);
nukleocide: wow I was bored
tmeash: lol wow
nukleocide: execute that code and $womb is full of 10 Babies
tmeash: that's a lot
nukleocide: I think we just had sex
nukleocide: it was exactly as I thought it would be
nukleocide: code execution time = 0.000001 seconds

Redw00t: i got a raise at work
nukleocide: how much
Redw00t: fifty cents
nukleocide: sweet
Redw00t: oh yeah now im up to 3.15
nukleocide: ooh big money
Redw00t: u wont be laughing bout it this summer when Im making 150 to 250 dollars a shift
nukleocide: lol
Redw00t: muahahaha
nukleocide: last week I tutored two different people for 4 hours a person, $75 an hour
Redw00t: woohoo
Redw00t: i dont have to think to be a waitress
Redw00t: just look pretty
Redw00t: bat my eyelashes
Redw00t: undo a couple more buttons
Redw00t: more money
nukleocide: I don't have to take the effort to look pretty, I only need to think
Redw00t: lol its easy
Redw00t: especially if i get a table of all guys that are in their twenties
Redw00t: easiest money to mkae
Redw00t: i can easily make a thousnd dollars a week and thats if i do bad
Redw00t: if i do real good
Redw00t: i can make around 2000 a week
nukleocide: I spent 5 hours writing a $1500 script a few months back
Redw00t: mmhm k
Redw00t: ;-)
nukleocide: www.renownedmedia.com/portfolio
Redw00t: prettycool
nukleocide: thanks
nukleocide: now it's your turn
nukleocide: one cleavage photo, please.
Redw00t: no but i can name all the beers we have on draft faster than anyone else at workd
nukleocide: I can name all the website domains I've uploaded faster than anyone
Redw00t: so
nukleocide: hey now
nukleocide: I pretended to care that you can name beer brands

nukleocide: http://ads.ak.facebook.com/ads2/flyers/2008/4/14/p_6002208913329_6444.jpg
nukleocide: wrong window but w/e
tearsoffayth: What's up with the girl?
nukleocide: it's a facebook ad for a dating site
nukleocide: notice the heaving chest
tearsoffayth: Ohhh...
tearsoffayth: That and her hair
nukleocide: if you wouldn't have said anything I wouldn't have even noticed she had hair
tearsoffayth: LOL! Male

R A C H E L 16: i am trying to get thaat cat to stop
R A C H E L 16: its annoying
nukleocide: press the cat's off button
R A C H E L 16: dont know how
nukleocide: duct tape, plastic bag, river
nukleocide: those commas should be plus signs
nukleocide: btw

(10:44:58 AM) Azral J B: when will this whole process start then?
(10:45:08 AM) nukleocide: not too sure
(10:45:10 AM) nukleocide: probably in two weeks
(10:45:16 AM) nukleocide: when classes end for me
(10:46:07 AM) nukleocide: when do your classes get out
(10:46:16 AM) Azral J B: 2 weeks
(10:46:21 AM) nukleocide: we're like brothers!
(10:46:22 AM) Azral J B: we're liek twins!
(10:46:24 AM) nukleocide: omg
(10:46:26 AM) nukleocide: creepy

nukleocide: I just had a friend sell her horse
tmeash: your ex?
nukleocide: are you calling me a horse?

tmeash: then again... guys are color blind sometimes...
nukleocide: I can't tell salmon from orange
tmeash: salmon is pink
nukleocide: exactly

Today is my birthday. Name one sign you spend too much time on the Internet? I just received 10 messages in this format from 10 different websites at midnight (which is more than the number of times someone has told me happy birthday).

Hello nucleocide,

We at xyz.com would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

tearsoffayth: I need to find somewhere to get a new layout...
nukleocide: my pants
tearsoffayth: You have layouts in your pants!?
tearsoffayth: How did you get them there?
nukleocide: the real question is...
nukleocide: how are YOU going to get them out?

10:47] nukleocide: plus aren't you technically seeing someone?
tearsoffayth: Who?
nukleocide: your housemate?
tearsoffayth: .....Tom...
tearsoffayth: I moved out
nukleocide: you never told me that!
tearsoffayth: I talked to you Friday Night...
tearsoffayth: Well... you did say you were drinking
nukleocide: friday night...
tearsoffayth: I didn't think you were that drunk
tearsoffayth: Regardless, yes. I'm gone.
nukleocide: I type better and use bigger words whilst in a drunken stuppor
tearsoffayth: Yeah, so... ummm....
tearsoffayth: I'm not seeing anyone.
nukleocide: kick ass freedom
nukleocide: which is prolly what I said friday night
nukleocide: it's like amnesia!

lafrankie4130: http://www.smouch.net/lol/
lafrankie4130: seriously the best video ever
lafrankie4130: watch it
nukleocide: no
lafrankie4130: ok
lafrankie4130: you ok?
nukleocide: what
nukleocide: my mom just fucking died
lafrankie4130: sorry
nukleocide: lol jk
lafrankie4130: like seriously just?
lafrankie4130: or recently
nukleocide: LOL JK
lafrankie4130: damn
lafrankie4130: btw, thats a rick roll
nukleocide: I figured which is why I didn't click the fucker
lafrankie4130: lol wanna see somthing funny
lafrankie4130: go to uk.youtube.com
lafrankie4130: click on any of the front page videos
lafrankie4130: they all redirect to rickroll
lafrankie4130: fucking owned
nukleocide: you know what else is funny
lafrankie4130: what
nukleocide: http://youtube.com/watch?v=kIOLP1omM3s&feature=dir
lafrankie4130: damn it
nukleocide: LOL JK

nukleocide: well
nukleocide: I'm in this retarded class
nukleocide: that is talking about the basics of databases
nukleocide: when I write complex databases every day
nukleocide: so I guess the answer is not much
tearsoffayth: LoL
tearsoffayth: I suppose your answer should be "wishing I could shoot myself in the foot"
nukleocide: pretty much
nukleocide: ok now I'm pissed
nukleocide: I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why my program was telling me that the 2015 population was always greater than the 1995 population
nukleocide: and then I just realized that populations usually increase...
nukleocide: WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE US WRITE A FUNCTION TO CHECK IF THE POPULATION WENT UP OR DOWN AND GIVE US DATA WITH THE SAME RESULTS 100% OF THE TIME
nukleocide: oh sweet the network just went down and the database AND program are gone
nukleocide: I hate this school so much

load81884: evar!
nukleocide: var!
load81884: ar!
nukleocide: r!
load81884: !
nukleocide:
load81884:
nukleocide

nucleocide: I begin to lift up your shirt, slowly at first
deuce_withasideofroo: AHH!! RAPE!
nucleocide: I begin to climb out your window, slowly at first

nucleocide: I'd say my huge libido but A that wouldn't help you out and B you'd know I"m lying

truck4x4freak: he is very pretty.... he looks liek a modle

nukleocide: hows teh wow site
nukleocide: that I forgot the url of
tmeash: alright
tmeash: hasn't really taken off because we need more people to join
nukleocide: that's why all my kick ass projects ultimately fail
nukleocide: like obsceneart
tmeash: yeah :(
tmeash: Even though that's basically bash.org
nukleocide: everything has been done before
tmeash: until someone comes out with something totally new and exciting
nukleocide: once per year or so
nukleocide: or they take something old and add a feature
nukleocide: like a microwave with a clock on it
nukleocide: those are sweet
tmeash: yeah

nukleocide: whats the new 4chan board
Azral J B: ROBOT9000
Azral J B: or /r9k/
nukleocide: whats it about
nukleocide: flowers?

load81884: Mofuckin tizight niggite

nukleocide: >:$
NickiMarieHunter: what the hell is that?
nukleocide: thats an angry bug about to fuck you up

nukleocide: my artist page has 624 friends :D
Simpleplanroxman: I could totally make that 623
nukleocide: you are by far the wittiest person I know

11:26:08 AM: ya know what they say
11:26:10 AM: once you go black
11:26:19 AM: you wake up and your wallet is gone
11:26:21 AM: /clear
11:26:23 AM: lol
11:26:32 AM: thats the command to clear the screen
11:26:34 AM: it didn't work
11:26:40 AM: and I"m in a school in saginaw
11:26:41 AM: la
11:26:41 AM: la
11:26:41 AM: la
11:26:42 AM: la
11:26:42 AM: la
11:26:43 AM: la
11:26:43 AM: la
11:26:44 AM: la
11:26:45 AM: la

nukleocide: don't you have a bf?
moral0rel: ha yup
moral0rel: dont you have a gf
nukleocide: no :(
nukleocide: working on it
moral0rel: :o
nukleocide: you being 8 hours away AND having a bf isn't helping my endeavor right about now
moral0rel: brb naked time
nukleocide: :-/

nukleocide: I'm wearing my glasses for the first time in years
nukleocide: I'm gonna throw up
nukleocide: but I can read size 9 verdana on a 20" monitor at 1600x1200 from 5 feet away

nukleocide: wtf
nukleocide: my dad has a gf
nukleocide: and never told me about it
nukleocide: I had to go to his myspace to find that out

JTW320: i want to kill myself
JTW320: when i listen to your music
JTW320: thats good
JTW320: it might sell
nukleocide: hmm
nukleocide: people might confuse it for emo music

nukleocide: but back to the profile
nukleocide: did you hear the song?
NerdaH: yeah
nukleocide: on a scale of 1 to 10 it was a..?
NerdaH: on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Ice Ice Baby, 10 being tom's dumb music....
NerdaH: I'd say it was a 7 :p
nukleocide: tom's dumb music or toms' dumb music
NerdaH: oh shut up :p
nukleocide: THE LATTER IS POSESIVE! I MADE THAT SONG!

nukleocide: <3
nukleocide: </3
nukleocide: </ /3
nukleocide: </ ( . v . ) /3
nukleocide: massive breasts broke my heart

JTW320: if u werent so smart
JTW320: id kill you
nukleocide: I get that a lot

britishstripper9: i'm helping my sister with homework now lol
nukleocide: aww
nukleocide: that's so sweet
britishstripper9: it's kind of fun
nukleocide: what kind of homework
britishstripper9: science
nukleocide: are you drawing pictures of dinosaurs?
britishstripper9: no
britishstripper9: we're going over the 4 states of matter
britishstripper9: :P
nukleocide: ooh
nukleocide: baby you're like plasma
nukleocide: you're just so hot
britishstripper9: lol
britishstripper9: my sister just read that XP
nukleocide: uh oh
nukleocide: comparing a girl to a gas just isn't as flattering
britishstripper9: lol
britishstripper9: or a solid
nukleocide: heh
nukleocide: well
nukleocide: comparing me to a solid might work
nukleocide: don't let her read that...
britishstripper9: lol
nukleocide: awkwardness

tuckandroll06: hey
nukleocide: hi
tuckandroll06: whats up
nukleocide: ;;;
tuckandroll06: ?
nukleocide: ,.,.
tuckandroll06: wtf
nukleocide: ff
nukleocide: aa
nukleocide: l-
nukleocide: lll
nukleocide: 99
tuckandroll06: lol
nukleocide: yutiiiiiiiiiiiii9i
nukleocide: hjjj
tuckandroll06: keyboard problems
nukleocide: oooooooooooooooooooo
nukleocide: +
nukleocide: 7nnnjn
nukleocide: 6bbbnnnmm m
nukleocide: ccccccccccs`8kkokq20teeeepppuuuu8u33wqwe4
nukleocide: vbbbxxxggfbgg57yuttyyuudzsr5rrrtep-1jyhu
nukleocide: fuck
nukleocide: where is my V key
tuckandroll06: right there
nukleocide: vg
nukleocide: there it is
nukleocide: I had to use a screwdriver to type it
tuckandroll06: what are you doin
nukleocide: I just took out all my keys and cleaned them
nukleocide: and cleaned the inside of the keyboard
nukleocide: only pussies turn it off to clean it
tuckandroll06: lol y
nukleocide: it was dirty
nukleocide: duh
tuckandroll06: LMAO
nukleocide: I used up like thirty q tips
nukleocide: cleaning the board
nukleocide: threw the keys into a sink full of soapy water
nukleocide: and took the metal off of the WASD keys
nukleocide: they are smooth now
tuckandroll06: ha ha aha
nukleocide: this keyboard is like 12 years old
nukleocide: I'm never upgrading
nukleocide: or downgrading
nukleocide: depending on how you look at it
tuckandroll06: ha ha...
nukleocide: http://www.elecom.co.jp/photo/p01/101951_01.jpg
nukleocide: good ol KB-7953

JTW320: click what
JTW320: your myspace has changed lol
JTW320: its the nucleocide one right?
JTW320: she looks kinda like a horse
JTW320: you aren't in her top 8
nukleocide: good, yup, yes, fuck off, I know
nukleocide: respectively

conquerdaworld: there are 5 style layouts that i browsed that i thought were cool http://starkadder.deviantart.com/favourites/
conquerdaworld: they start at like the 12th item
conquerdaworld: none of the layouts were really exactly what we were goin for
conquerdaworld: we're hoping you can add some Tom spice ^_^
nukleocide: Tom spice
nukleocide: don't want your visitors getting pregnant do we
conquerdaworld: -_-

nukleocide: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=scared+cat
nukleocide: my website is the 11th result when searching for 'scared cat'
britishstripper9: lolz
nukleocide: apparently 2600 people want pictures of scared cats
britishstripper9: lol
britishstripper9: i wonder why
nukleocide: hippies no doubt
nukleocide: cat fucking hippies
britishstripper9: lol
britishstripper9: whats a cat hippie?
nukleocide: no
nukleocide: a cat fucking hippie
nukleocide: a hippie who fucks cats
nukleocide: fucking weirdos visit my site

UsCyan4facCleane: you don't like paris hilton
nukleocide: nope
UsCyan4facCleane: yeah she is nasty
nukleocide: definately
UsCyan4facCleane: britney spears and her are trash
UsCyan4facCleane: those two should hook up
nukleocide: lol
nukleocide: they did
UsCyan4facCleane: really?
nukleocide: the photos of britneys vagina floating around the internet
nukleocide: paris was in the drivers seat
UsCyan4facCleane: eww
UsCyan4facCleane: thats nasty
UsCyan4facCleane: did you watch it
nukleocide: I saw the photos
UsCyan4facCleane: eww
UsCyan4facCleane: why
UsCyan4facCleane: why would you look at
UsCyan4facCleane: id look too
nukleocide: why do we look at a car wreck when we drive by
UsCyan4facCleane: you wanked off to it
nukleocide: no
nukleocide: but thanks for this wonderful conversation
nukleocide: ta ta
UsCyan4facCleane: lol
UsCyan4facCleane: bye

Lately I've become the victim of prank IMs

<chadmaynard> !man chadmaynard is cool
<the_wench> Sorry - I have no idea what function you're talking about! but try [url]http://dev.mysql.com/chadmaynard is cool[/url]
<goteki> she sounds hot
<chadmaynard> want to see some nude pics of her?
<goteki> oh of course
<chadmaynard> http://archivist.info/thewench/
* ToeBee suspects some people from #mysql will be ordering new keyboards shortly
<goteki> it would appear that her chassis must have fallen off somewhere
<chadmaynard> it happens
<ToeBee> tequila makes her chassis fall off

<Meaw> goteki, "FIX THE BROKED TABLEZ "radacct"" did not fix the table
<goteki> remove the outer set of quotes

<idonthaveauserna> anyone play world of warcraft?
<Wolfpaws> idonthaveauserna: Do you have a PHP question?
<idonthaveauserna> whats a php question?
--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to Wolfpaws
--- Wolfpaws sets ban on %*!*@cpe-66-24-110-166.stny.res.rr.com
<Wolfpaws> Thank you for playing. Goodbye.
<-- idonthaveauserna (i=idonthav@cpe-66-24-110-166.stny.res.rr.com) has left ##php (requested by Wolfpaws)

codycodemaster: do you have an old usb hub sittin around anywhere?
nukleocide: never had one
codycodemaster: i'm going to have to buy one. I have one usb port, and it is currently being used by my sweet microsoft wireless keyboard/mouse set
codycodemaster: and i need to get files from my flash drive
nukleocide: hmm
nukleocide: plug in your usb drive, figure out the drive letter it gets
nukleocide: write a batchs cript that runs on startup to copy the files from that drive to your hard drive
nukleocide: then reboot, plug in the usb drive, windows will copy the files when you turn it on, and you can unplug it and plug in your keyboard
nukleocide: simple huh

This is why people eventually stop asking me for advice

nukleocide: I'm trying to be subtle lately
britishstripper9: oh...was that before or after the hot,wet, and naked comment?
nukleocide: hey now, I never said I was doing a good job at it

nukleocide: I'm wet, hot, and naked
britishstripper9: oh so you're cooking

Kelli Rebant went from being "married" to "in an open relationship."

Name one sign that your social networking features are being abused

Azral J B: o('.'o)
conquerdaworld: DOYAAAH! @-(ToT@)
Azral J B: ='x'= o(*.*o)@-(ToT@) awww... a kit- blarg!
Azral J B: .(-.- .)
Azral J B: .(-.- .) zzZZZzzzzZZZZ
conquerdaworld: @(;~;@) What have i done?!
Azral J B: .(-.- .) ZZzzzZZZZzzzz
Azral J B: .(-.> .) zzZZZzzzzZZZZ
conquerdaworld: .(-.- )-.@@(>.>; ) wake uuuuuup...
Azral J B: =(/^.^)/ Nyaaaa! *glomp*
conquerdaworld: ( ^.^)(^.^'o) yaaaaaay

Red Dead Romance: I think it's pretty cute that you go shopping with your sister.
nukleocide: I think it's cute that YOUR FACE!
Red Dead Romance: Haha

======== ORIGINAL MESSAGE FROM EVAN (9/16/2007 10:30 AM) ========

Hey,

I love your sound, so I thought I’d drop by and tell you about a great opportunity, YouLicense.

YouLicense is an online music licensing marketplace. We have developed a platform which enables artists and those seeking musical content to conduct business directly with one another in a safe and secure environment.

We just launched our public beta version a few weeks ago and already have had many licenses sold directly by independent artists and record labels. If you want to get your music licensed for TV, Films, Web, Mobile and more, simply drop by www.youlicense.com and get a FREE account.

YouLicense is non-exclusive and was built by artists, for the artists.

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me.

Evan
Professional Services
evan@youlicense.com
YouLicense Inc.
http://www.youlicense.com

======== ORIGINAL MESSAGE FROM NUCLEOCIDE (1/01/2008 5:38 PM) ========

SPAM!

======== ORIGINAL MESSAGE FROM EVAN (1/02/2008 2:08 AM) ========


Hello Nucleocide-

It's been a while since I sent you that original message. Thank you for getting back to me. I'm sorry that you found the first e-mail to be spam, but I just had a second listen to your songs and I like BLT Trance the best.

Anyway, I encourage you to check out our site, www.youlicense.com, and you'll see that it's not a spam message, but rather a way to get your music out there and potentially get it licensed. It costs nothing to join our site and we only get paid (9% commission) when one of your songs is licensed.

If you need any other help or anything else, please be in touch.

Happy New Year,
Evan

======== ORIGINAL MESSAGE FROM NUCLEOCIDE (1/03/2008 8:21 PM) ========

SPAM!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright

I already have a Copyright, what do I need a silly license for?

Hi Nucleocide-

Thank you for sending me a Wikipedia link to the explanation of what a copyright is.

In regard to your question, "I already have a Copyright, what do I need a silly license for?" please allow me to answer it.

Our site does not deal with the copyright of your music; in order to use our site you have to own the master and publishing rights to your song, which it sounds like you do. We offer an easy to use marketplace where you can interact directly with buyers who may license your music. Licensed music is used for use in Film & Television, Advertising Campaigns, Music on Hold, Mobile Phone Content, Web Content, Audio Projects and more.

We were created (and are run) by artists and we help artists (such as yourself) find more ways to make money for your music. Furthermore, we are non-exclusive meaning that you can use our service as well as any other service available to you.

Thank you for your time and if you have any more questions or would like help registering on our site, please contact me.

Take care,
Evan

nukleocide: use shit like $kitty = 'meow' in the code
nukleocide: we call that job security

Good day, my gentleman!

You know, sometimes it happens that you are in a rush and you are afraid to
be late and you think that you are the most important person in this
world…but you will never be able to do the MOST important…
Maybe it is because you still don’t know WHAT IS? most important for You?
Maybe you know, but often the Most important changes over time? It is
different at 20 than at 16, and than at 25 it changes even more?
The Most important for me in my life is Family, Love, Passion, Relationships
with a beloved man. You can call it any name you wish, but the meaning
remains the same. I want to love and to be loved….You now know that you can
find me at http://yourrussianspouse.info/?idAff=182…
You know, sometimes you are afraid to sleep alone...
You know, sometimes you are afraid that you exist...
You know, sometimes it is just raining and cold...
You know, sometimes...
You know...


Waiting for your reply

Sabri B

nukleocide: why aren't you going
tuckandroll06: B/C I GOTTA WORK 2MORROW
nukleocide: wtf is 2morrow
tuckandroll06: TOMORROW
nukleocide: did you save time by pressing one less key?

Azral J B: tracking speed of a weapon is challenged by it's target's angular velocity to determine hit %
Azral J B: also the signature resolution of the weapon's spread is challenged by the ship's signature radius
Azral J B: while taking into account the weapon's optimal range and falloff
Azral J B: thats pretty much it, for guns anyway
nukleocide: my sword is blue :)

nukleocide: I once told my girlfriend that I would rather execute a very funny joke that she laughs at for 10 minutes than to give her an amazing orgasm
tmeash: aww
nukleocide: she laughed at me for 10 minutes and then she thew me on the bed
nukleocide: so I think we both won

nukleocide: www.nucleocide.net/tomspenis.htm
tmeash: HOW DARE YOU TEMPT ME WITH THAT WHICH DOES NOT EXIST!
nukleocide: YOUR RIGHT I HAVE NO PENIS
nukleocide: WHICH PROLLY MAKES ME MORE TEMPTING IN LIGHT OF RECENT DISCUSSIONS

nukleocide: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVeYPjDgtEE
tmeash: ...
tmeash: You and your cats
nukleocide: isn't that the cutest fucking thing in the world
tmeash: mmm no
nukleocide: you have no heart
tmeash: It's cute, but not the cutest thing in the world
--one hour later--
nukleocide: http://www.smh.com.au/news/science/scientists-clone-cats-that-glow-in-the-dark/2007/12/12/1197135563190.html
tmeash: ...
tmeash: You're a fucking freak
nukleocide: it was on fucking digg
nukleocide: front page
nukleocide: glow in the dark clone cats I had to click it

SOULBLADER333: Hi
SOULBLADER333: Hi
nukleocide: hi
soulblader333 is now known as SOULBLADER333.

SOULBLADER333: You coded your whole site right
nukleocide: which
SOULBLADER333: uhh
SOULBLADER333: nuk?
nukleocide: yes
SOULBLADER333: could i ask how long it took you
nukleocide: to do just the layout or all the PHP system as well
SOULBLADER333: just the layout
SOULBLADER333: basic?
nukleocide: basic?
nukleocide: I probably coded it in a total of 8 hours
nukleocide: but I have no idea
nukleocide: I made it maybe a year and a half ago
SOULBLADER333: hey
nukleocide: hey
SOULBLADER333: wow
SOULBLADER333: could you help me please
SOULBLADER333: I need to make a css layout, Just the layout
nukleocide: lol
SOULBLADER333: please
nukleocide: I cost money
SOULBLADER333: I cost information
SOULBLADER333: :)
SOULBLADER333: what u charge to help me
nukleocide: $100 per layout
SOULBLADER333: ?????
nukleocide: shouuld I convert that into euro's?
SOULBLADER333: i am us
SOULBLADER333: so if you convert how much is it im my money US
SOULBLADER333: ?
SOULBLADER333: us$$
nukleocide: $100
SOULBLADER333: ill give you 20$
nukleocide: http://www.solucija.com/home/css-templates/
nukleocide: use one of those then
nukleocide: or...
SOULBLADER333: ?
SOULBLADER333: ?
nukleocide: ?
nukleocide: hold the fuck on
SOULBLADER333: uhhh why you mad
SOULBLADER333: ?
nukleocide: because your impatient
SOULBLADER333: no i'll wait :)
nukleocide: I was going to refer you to someone but she won't put the layout into CSS
nukleocide: and I don't do work for less than $100
SOULBLADER333: what she wont
SOULBLADER333: idc what if it is css or what
SOULBLADER333: it can be css or html
nukleocide: she doesn't do work for less than $50
SOULBLADER333: ok
SOULBLADER333: thats fine
SOULBLADER333: may i ask you are euro ?
SOULBLADER333: like all the good gfx and layout makers are in india or euro
SOULBLADER333: ?
nukleocide: I'm american
SOULBLADER333: oh
SOULBLADER333: why did you say convert from euro ?
nukleocide: because I said a price and you gave me a bunch of useless ???'s
SOULBLADER333: I will probably have you make the css
nukleocide: and I said convert into euro's not from euro's
SOULBLADER333: u thought i was eruo eh ?
SOULBLADER333: well How much will you charge to make me a affiliate button
SOULBLADER333: ?
nukleocide: I thought you were an idiot so I sarcastically said I could convert it into euro's
SOULBLADER333: hahah
SOULBLADER333: How much would you charge for making me an affiliate button?
nukleocide: idk if an 88x31 is worth the money lol
SOULBLADER333: yes
SOULBLADER333: 88x31 is the size i need
SOULBLADER333: I made one with the opening sliding doors
SOULBLADER333: but i need tyo make it have cool text
nukleocide: lol
SOULBLADER333: ?
SOULBLADER333: could you make me one
SOULBLADER333: or edit my .psd please
nukleocide: what is your website
SOULBLADER333: super-syn.net
SOULBLADER333: ?
SOULBLADER333: hey
nukleocide: what
SOULBLADER333: what r u doing
SOULBLADER333: ?
nukleocide: what
nukleocide: what the fuck are you talking about
SOULBLADER333: Are you going to be able to help with the affiliate
SOULBLADER333: jw
nukleocide: no
nukleocide: I've got a final in 5 hours
SOULBLADER333: Ok.
SOULBLADER333: Thanks bye.
nukleocide: bye

Aleasmiley: how is the end of the smester going
nukleocide: nto too bad
nukleocide: it's one of the few times of the year I study lol
Aleasmiley: that is true about you
nukleocide: mmhmm
nukleocide: I figure why work my butt off for an A when I can get a B without trying lol
Aleasmiley: true your profession isn not competivitive like mine
nukleocide: oh it's competitive
Aleasmiley: nor does it involves lot of knowledge for peoples lives
nukleocide: what do you mean
Aleasmiley: to save peolple lives it involves a knowldegeable persom
Aleasmiley: must know your anatomy and physiology well
Aleasmiley: or your miss something and risk the patients life
Aleasmiley: or just cause them to be more sick
Aleasmiley: thats what i mean
nukleocide: gotcha
nukleocide: my field is competitive, it's just that my portfolio will outweigh a competitions grades
Aleasmiley: good for you
nukleocide: indeed
Aleasmiley: ready for christmas
nukleocide: for the most part
nukleocide: I only had one shopping day lol
nukleocide: you?
Aleasmiley: no havent started
Aleasmiley: i will this weekend
nukleocide: cool cool
nukleocide: how are you and your bf doing
Aleasmiley: great
Aleasmiley: how your dating life
nukleocide: non existant
nukleocide: I haven't been looking
Aleasmiley: if it makes you happy then its all good
nukleocide: yeah
nukleocide: I've placed 'getting stuff done' in higher priority than girls right now
Aleasmiley: cool
Aleasmiley: im getting a neew job - no more weekends
Aleasmiley: well at least less weekends
nukleocide: still at the hospital?
Aleasmiley: yup
Aleasmiley: im going to start up the new ICU unit with my manager very exciting
Aleasmiley: feather in my cap
Aleasmiley: ya life is pretty awsome now if i can just get into my clincals
nukleocide: good luck
Aleasmiley: thanks
Aleasmiley: ur dad divorced yet
nukleocide: I think so
Aleasmiley: is this strike three for him
nukleocide: he had two divorces
nukleocide: if that's what you mean
Aleasmiley: yup thats what i mean
Aleasmiley: mom and nicki doing good
nukleocide: kinda
nukleocide: mom and kevin keep arguing about stupid shit
Aleasmiley: that happens to all couples im sure
nukleocide: probably
Aleasmiley: some more than others is alll ....hehehee
Aleasmiley: have a good thnaks giving
nukleocide: yup
nukleocide: both of them
nukleocide: you?
Aleasmiley: good I had to work thanks giving day :( but my bf brought me dinner and the next day i cooked the meal..... I made a mean turkey ...hehehe
nukleocide: awesome

bildjbouy18: Well, Chris is done talking and I'm gonna go upstairs and search for porn. I mean food
nukleocide: that poor cucumber

nukleocide: so I was talking to my HS teacher
nukleocide: and I sent her a link to a youtube video from her class
nukleocide: apparently I called her uptight in the description...
raccah hxc: LOL
raccah hxc: FAIL

DeevaM: http://www.encorepartydjs.com/online_music_database.html In explorer when I "view source" I get a nasty message that says "protected by html coder"
DeevaM: That's a new one.
nukleocide: scroll down
nukleocide: lol
DeevaM: wow. why do that?
nukleocide: it worked didn't it?

nukleocide: it's in baby stages lol
nukleocide: it only matches exact phrases
JTW320: alright
JTW320: awe its like our baby
nukleocide: where is the vomit emoticon when I need it

Subject: Regarding the Discussion Forums...

From: L***** ****

Date: Nov 14, 2007 9:59 am

Message:

Over the past week or so, a small group of individuals in this class had begun to use the VSpace Discussion Forums to air their complaints about various aspects of this course. When the postings began to include profanity, my tolerance level was reached. This sort of behavior is offensive and unacceptable and the SVSU VSpace Administrator agreed with me. At his suggestion, I have disabled the Discussion tools for the time being. I may also switch them back on at some point. In all honesty, I hated to do this because I think it is important for students to communicate. But in this situation I felt that the individuals involved had left me little choice.

Wow, college IS just like high school.

nukleocide: hello shopping buddy that was added to my buddy list without me asking
ShoppingBuddy: Welcome. I can find the best price for any product online - all with stores that have Epinions reviews.

Type menu or any product to get started.

-- Use me on your PC to research and buy at the lowest price.
-- Use me on your phone to Price Compare From Anywhere(sm).

(To read our privacy policy, type privacy anytime.)

nukleocide: how much for a hello kitty vibrator
ShoppingBuddy: Howdy. Type menu for the main menu or just tell me what you want me to find the lowest price on.

nukleocide: wtf
after a product or store, that shows you I found that many Epinions reviews. Just click the number if you want to read them.
Type more
nukleocide: hello kitty vibrator
ShoppingBuddy: Hello.


nukleocide: you suck
ShoppingBuddy: Clean it up a little -- this is a family bot. ;-)


nukleocide: FUCK
ShoppingBuddy: I don't respond to that kind of language.
I'm here to help you shop.


nukleocide: hello kitty
ShoppingBuddy: Hello again. ;-)



nukleocide: "hello kitty"
ShoppingBuddy: Hi. Type what you are searching for and I'll give it a go.

nukleocide: I WANT A FUCKING HELLO KITTY
ShoppingBuddy: Howdy. Type menu for the main menu or just tell me what you want me to find the lowest price on.

nukleocide: menu
ShoppingBuddy: Main Menu
Type a number or just enter anything you are looking for:

1 - Search
2 - Top Searches
3 - Shopping List
4 - Wish List
5 - Fall Shopping Guide Find the hot items of the season!
6 - Alerts
7 - View Top Categories

Data provided by www.shopping.com

nukleocide: 1
ShoppingBuddy: OK, first -- you don't really need to enter "1" to search.

Just enter a product name, type, brand or other characteristic any time.

Example: "seven jeans for women"
Example: "Harry Potter Deathly Hallows"
Example: "get me a killer 42 inch plasma"

nukleocide: hello kitty vibrator
ShoppingBuddy: Hello.


nukleocide: oh you fucker
ShoppingBuddy: Hmm, that's not gonna get you anywhere with me.

nukleocide: I sent you 3 gold on WoW
tuckandroll06: thanks bud
tuckandroll06: i give u head latter
nukleocide: thanks bud

nukleocide: hi
grmpybr05: HI
nukleocide: EXCITED TO SEE ME?
grmpybr05: WHAT


I hate it when people don't realize I'm making fun of them...

Simpleplanroxman: guess what I learned today?
Simpleplanroxman: !
nukleocide: how to use an exclamation mark by itself?

Facebook Newsfeed
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Windows XP "Pirated Edition" 1024x768 desktop wallpaper

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xlame ohx: kk
nukleocide: (-:
nukleocide: so, still single? ;)
Meebo Message: xlame ohx is offline

nukleocide: god made adam and eve not adam and steve
girlypropaganda: terrrrrrrible
nukleocide: I'm full of em
girlypropaganda: i bet you are. you do love church
nukleocide: they stopped having a wednesday service
nukleocide: I'm now in the market for a new church
girlypropaganda: oh no!
girlypropaganda: gotta go three times a week at least
nukleocide: I go on wednesday so that I can be hungover on sunday
nukleocide: there goes your "tom's a good christian" theory

OceanBeach06: is it alright if I add this picture of us in myspace? http://www.photobucket.com/site2/photo.php?id=image24.png
nukleocide: hilarious

nukleocide: they want me to design them a site
CoLL1eR: LOL!
CoLL1eR: go fuck tha beetle juice chick
nukleocide: uhh what
CoLL1eR: TEH ONE WITH THE HUGE TEETH
CoLL1eR: that looks like
CoLL1eR: she was found on the street corner
nukleocide: no, I mean why did you lol me
CoLL1eR: CAUSE I HAVE A FATTY IN MY MOUTH
CoLL1eR: AND ITS LIEK IM SITTING NEXT TO JESUS
CoLL1eR: IN TEH GSKY
CoLL1eR: COCK OR GTFO

iamanawsomegod: the one on the right has nice tities
iamanawsomegod: i would like to hold them too
nukleocide: the one on the right is a guy

C oLL1e R: I am no epic failer
nukleocide: failure?
C oLL1e R: wat

nukleocide: propably
nukleocide: probably
tmeash: how did that b flip itself?

nukleocide: hows that
lawnmowrmon85: sounds like a plan
nukleocide: lube up
lawnmowrmon85: wtf?
nukleocide: I mean
nukleocide: suit up
nukleocide: like a space suit
nukleocide: cuz we're programming in outer space
nukleocide: I'm not making this less awkward am I
lawnmowrmon85: no not at all

nukleocide: my girlfriend left her watch here the other day and it keeps beeping
nukleocide: if I throw it out the window do you think she'll forgot that she left it here?