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Azral J B: mexitalian
nukleocide: sounds like a hot chick to me
Azral J B: sounds fucking gross to me

Azral J B: whenever I sneeze, I always sneeze twice or more
Azral J B: people always say 'bless you' the first sneeze
Azral J B: but not for the rest
Azral J B: this bothers me for some reason
Azral J B: I don't know why
Azral J B: not a lot, but it's just one of those little stings that make you wonder
nukleocide: well you know
nukleocide: they say it to keep your soul from leaving your body
Azral J B: my soul is lost D:
Azral J B: they say it because sneezing was a symptom of the black plague, and faith heals :3
nukleocide: I honestly get annoyed by the people who say bless you each iteration of the triple sneeze
nukleocide: there just becomes too much talking at that point
Azral J B: I don't care if people say it or not
Azral J B: it's just the "bless you"... "nope, you got one, quit being greedy"
nukleocide: here's what I think
nukleocide: they feel weird saying it more than once
nukleocide: but, if they wait until the time it would take you to produce two sneezes
nukleocide: and you only sneeze once
nukleocide: they would miss their opportunity
nukleocide: like *sneeze*... 10 seconds... *bless you*
nukleocide: now how awkard would that be
Azral J B: very
Azral J B: it's a lose lose situation

one frijole: ach
one frijole: my coffee is making me shake!
one frijole: like >~<><~
nukleocide: idk what your diagram is supposed to mean

tlhunter: http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/10/rt-google-tweets-and-updates-and-search.html
jeffdproductions: what's the blog about
tlhunter: I would have to guess something about "google-tweets-and-updates-and-search" maybe

Andrew: am I coming over today?
Thomas: I might be hanging out with a chick, but she hasn't gotten back to me
Andrew: so we're hanging out tonight then?
Thomas: ...yeah

Christina : Hey... so l know this is a little weird but... can l ask you a computer question??
Thomas Hunter II: sure... but I"m not a computer geek per se
Christina : My sister lives in Lansing and said she has this 'friend' that has what l think are stolen computers that have satellite internet on them
Christina : l guess they are 1500 computers that he is selling for 400
Christina : l told her they may be able to be tracked since they are hooked up to satellites... per some sort of gps thing or something?? what do you think
Christina : or do you know anything about this kinda stuff?
Christina : she just told me about it the other night and you were the first 'computer
Christina : guy l have 'run
Christina : into??
Thomas Hunter II: I don't think your friend will be caught stealing computers because of satellite internet
Thomas Hunter II: unless he stole them from nasa

Andrea Krueger is not sure if her heart is full or empty.
5 hours ago · Comment · Like

Jason Pnacek at 3:00am May 28
Feels the same either way doesn't it? Like your stomach!

Andrea Krueger at 3:30am May 28
Indeed it does, but the stomach is much easier to please

Jason Pnacek at 3:32am May 28
touche' pussycat!

Robert Krueger at 5:42am May 28
!?!

I think a websites success level can be measured by how badly it needs a CAPTCHA.

one frijole: seriously considering taking back all the clothes i just bought, only to buy them back individually and save even more money
nukleocide: lol
one frijole: because i can save 15, 10 or 30% every time i use my card... so if i buy them all as seperate transactions, ill save that much more money
one frijole: i could probably save another $50 at least
nukleocide: so are you telling me that .2*5+.5*10 is less than .2*(5+10)
nukleocide: cuz if so we are no longer friends
one frijole: no, im telling you that .15*3+.2*4+.3*2>.15*9
one frijole: and even if i dont get any 20 or 30% off coupons, im still saving more
nukleocide: well why not just do .3*9 to begin with

Some1: yo
Some1: <- old affiliate
Some1: ssope.net
nukleocide: hi
some1 is now known as Some1.

nukleocide: I'd probably have to see an older layout to recognize you ha
Some1: your buttosn been on my site for like 6 months and mine has been on yours for well 6months too, i just checked now and its off
Some1: so just givin ya your IM
Some1: button
Some1: http://www.ssope.com/Sub_Index/Affiliates/AffiliateButton.gif
Some1: please do not hotlink
nukleocide: lol
Some1: ?
nukleocide: how many visitors do you get
Some1: my anayltics is grounded
Some1: gota add the new urchin code
Some1: i get a lot and will have a shit load after GoodLuck 4 goes out
Some1: http://www.forums.sevenz.net/index.php?s=9c8505f72f7b21669b004ba9d93061ea&showtopic=187
Some1: that is goodluck 4
Some1: twice the potency of sub7
nukleocide: heh
Some1: so you gona re-add me or what
nukleocide: I don't think our sites have anything in common
nukleocide: you're an AIM/VB6 hacker and I'm a web developer
Some1: im not a vb6 hacker, im a programmer, i dont do AIM anylonger
Some1: i just use to, now i code things that break stuff
Some1: high explosives
Some1: thats what i do
nukleocide: black hat
Some1: indeed
Some1: your sites been around for a long time, i could use you as an affiliate
nukleocide: I used to find that stuff entertaining but now I'm trying to help the world instead
Some1: i enjoy hopping the fence, never spent much time building them
Some1: plus, its easier to hop a fence than it is to build them
nukleocide: correct
Some1: and its more fun
nukleocide: just like its easier to bang a fat chick than a hot one :p
Some1: by like 1000
nukleocide: nah
Some1: see the thing is
Some1: i code around mcafee
Some1: in 67 lines
Some1: i break their barriers to the point where i make them look like fisherprice fences
nukleocide: kick fucking ass
Some1: lol
nukleocide: probably the reason you're not on my affiliates lol
Some1: oh come on
Some1: i was
nukleocide: I create, you destroy
Some1: for awhile
nukleocide: true
Some1: ya but without me, you guys got nothing to do :-p
Some1: people like me*
nukleocide: lol
Some1: see, ya need me
Some1: whats a plane without gravity
nukleocide: I was pretty good at PHP and MySQL injections for a while
Some1: i was never good at PHP or MySQL injects for awhile
nukleocide: it's a rockit ship
Some1: im an executable based kinda guy
Some1: besides GoodLuck 4, my BIOS virus is my brain child
nukleocide: do you make good money
Some1: changes volatage conversions to 0@0
Some1: shortages out your power supply
Some1: then the heat sink fan rotations per second gets changed to 0
nukleocide: boring
Some1: a virus that destroys hardware
nukleocide: do you make money
Some1: is not boring
Some1: ya
nukleocide: age?
Some1: my BIOS virus destroys hardware, that i dont make money off of
Some1: does age = merit?
nukleocide: nope
Some1: there are 70 year old bumbs on the street
nukleocide: boring
nukleocide: age?
Some1: relevance?
Some1: im 18
Some1: what the hell that have anything to do with it
Some1: this an interview?
nukleocide: sure is
nukleocide: you came to me wanting something
Some1: lol
nukleocide: that makes it an interview
Some1: to re-add my button it should have been there
Some1: it was there
Some1: for a long time
Some1: this is the first time i checked and it wasnt there
nukleocide: yup
nukleocide: came down maybe a month ago
nukleocide: I'm trying to only have web development or music development sites
Some1: so you gona re-add me or not, wana take care of this while my notepad and FTP are open
Some1: im executable development
nukleocide: lolpad
nukleocide: notepad
Some1: ya, im not good with web based stuff, i really only fuck with notepad for html
Some1: well rounded people make horrible specialits
nukleocide: and less money
Some1: wrong
nukleocide: my whole site is notepad too
Some1: you dont hire a well rounded person
Some1: you hire a specialist
Some1: you go to college to bee a specialist
Some1: to specialize in something
Some1: those who have corners pass
Some1: the round ones roll away and apply for generic jobs that suit their generic education
nukleocide: exactly which is why specialists make better money
Some1: oh, i misread what you said
Some1: i thought you were saying well rounded people make more money
Some1: my badZORZ
nukleocide: omgloz
Some1: lol
nukleocide: what do you do for fun
Some1: program
Some1: programming is my hobby
Some1: i mean besides smokin bud with my buddies
Some1: how about you
nukleocide: bar hopping and music production
Some1: ah
Some1: see i have no rythem, im tone deaf, cant play any instruments, probably couldnt play the tamboreen
nukleocide: ha
Some1: play guitar hero using 100% eye-hand coordination
nukleocide: but you can smoke pot and play guitar hero
Some1: mind as well play it on mute
Some1: pot enhances my eye hand coordination
Some1: my listening a little
Some1: but not enough to where it would be at a normal persons level or hearing
Some1: i was born without that part of my brain
Some1: ill tell you what pot did though, destroyed my short term memory
nukleocide: maybe you should quit
Some1: can barely remember peoples names, unless i meet them 10 times, cant spell worth a shit neither
Some1: maybe you should add my site
Some1: you need a black hat
Some1: diversity
nukleocide: where do you work
Some1: for ssope Laboratiories
Some1: i code programs for them
Some1: im a full time student
Some1: you gona add me or what?
nukleocide: you should pay me to make you a new site
nukleocide: then I can list you under clients
nukleocide: hows that
Some1: you know the guy that made the pet rock made a million dollars?
Some1: i think he went about doing buisness like you just did too
nukleocide: ha
Some1: hey, it might even work
Some1: probably not within this IM window though
Some1: i do everything myself
nukleocide: http://renownedmedia.com/portfolio seems to be working for me
Some1: my site reflects my web skills, my programs reflect my programming skills
Some1: my site servers as an online storage bin for them
Some1: i do not take pride in my site
Some1: its a storage bin for my true gold
Some1: so yes or no
nukleocide: http://renownedmedia.com/clients/esotericcode/ maybe I can sell you sevenz old layout lol
Some1: im not buying anything, ive never bought a single thing during the past 8 years ive been online
Some1: i mean online and programming
Some1: made my first booter 8 years ago
Some1: havent paid for hosting
Some1: a domain
Some1: any software
Some1: havent had to purchase porn, nothing
Some1: i take things
Some1: crack software, get porn accounts, have an inside connection for my hosting, an "invester" bought my domains
Some1: i sell things when im at my computer chair
nukleocide: why don't you steal a template instead of having a crappy site
Some1: its not that bad
nukleocide: excuse me
Some1: should i retype it in brail
nukleocide: yes
Some1: ;;;;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;
Some1: p
Some1: so im guessing you are not going to add me, and just wanted to sit on a make belive pedistool and interigate me
Some1: good day
nukleocide: peace
nukleocide: good luck with that vb6 stuff
Some1: i code better trojans in visual basic than anyone ive ever met
nukleocide: I develop better database applications in notepad than anyone I've ever met
Some1: well i took your "vb6 stuff" as a condesending comment like "go make some mud pies"
Some1: thats why i said that
nukleocide: easter eggs aren't easter eggs if you have them on your website for everyone to find!
Some1: lol
Some1: good point
Some1: those are ones people submitted
Some1: i didnt post them until someone found it
Some1: da source code is there if youd like to see how i programmed a year ago. Only say that because GoodLuck 4 is a totally different beast. This is an understatement: GoodLuck 4 is 8 times the trojan that GoodLuck 3 was
Some1: the internet has yet to see a trojan with an integreated network that can walk from server to server in runtime, first trojan with an open source protocol
Some1: first trojan for 16 other things as well
Some1: working on converting the server into python, which would mean you could trojan anything from a PC to a mac, all the way to trojaning a palm pilote
Some1: hacking pocket devices is hacking of the tommorow, today
nukleocide: sweet
Some1: oh indeed
Some1: spent 6 months on this bad boy
Some1: hope for it to go out thursday
nukleocide: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
Some1: why?

load81884: have you ever heard spineshank?
load81884: i haven't listened to them in years but i think they were like electronic-like
nukleocide: never heard of it
nukleocide: sounds like a Mexican chiropractor

nukleocide: so what'd you call for?
nukleocide: http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,3095444,00.html
load81884: to ask you about the cost of living in europe
nukleocide: holy shit what a coincidence

nukleocide: whats that new song on the radio
nukleocide: dum dum dee dum dum dum dee dum dum

Tears of Fayth: Oh, lunch is here.
Tears of Fayth: my boss bought lunch cause I ripped into him then his wife did too
nukleocide: aww
nukleocide: "here have some shitty cheese burgers from mc donalds"
nukleocide: "since I cheated on my wife"
nukleocide: unless he cheated on her with you
Tears of Fayth: No.
nukleocide: then it should be like a necklace
Tears of Fayth: LoL
Tears of Fayth: I don't like 83 year old balls, thanks
nukleocide: I think thats what my dad did when he cheated...
Tears of Fayth: Bought the girl a necklace?
Tears of Fayth: >.> What do I need to do to get some jewelry...damn.
nukleocide: come over and find out

nukleocide: http://nucleocide.net/open/nucleocide_bouncing_ball.swf
Tears of Fayth: What the heck..
nukleocide: its a stupid game I made like two years ago
nukleocide: a game with no point
nukleocide: you're a ball
nukleocide: and you bounce
nukleocide: hilarity ensues
nukleocide: it's like that other game you and me play except no bruising

nukleocide: I added digg buttons to OA and google ads
nukleocide: if anything it will probably make the site less popular
tmeash: hahahah

nukleocide: The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions. One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. He felt the worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. He cried out, 'God!
How could you do this to me?' Early the next day, he was awakened by the sound of a ship approaching the island!
It had come to rescue him! 'How did you know I was here?' asked the weary man of his rescuers. 'We saw your smoke signal,' they replied.
load81884: umm...
load81884: is this some kind of jesus story?
nukleocide: jah
load81884: wow, I think that really turned my view of god around. I truly believe now. Thank you so much for this inspiring story. Now if only that boat had been filled with a bunch of dick sucking whores I;d start praying...
nukleocide: :-/
load81884: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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GET IT?

carrie8706: hi
nukleocide: WHAT!
carrie8706: nothin
carrie8706: sorry
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PaperHeartsN LUV: hello i just saw your profile on okcupid.com and i thought we could chat
PaperHeartsN LUV: \
nukleocide: perhaps
paperheartsnluv is now known as PaperHeartsN LUV.
nukleocide: whats your profile link?
PaperHeartsN LUV: uno momento plz
nukleocide: k
PaperHeartsN LUV: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WiShUp0nAsTaR_xX
nukleocide: brb friend is puking
nukleocide: its his 21st bday
PaperHeartsN LUV: ahhh have fun lol

Azral J B: We could take this to a steady level pretty quickly if you wanted
Azral J B: I just found out that Jodie Foster is a lesbian
Azral J B: I'll keep you up to date on what i find in terms of freelance though

nukleocide: http://www.retrocomputing.net/racconti/umor/coniglio/pandora.beptuui.html
sevens: yeah, i seen that site
nukleocide: so morbid but so cute
sevens: rofl, the german one
nukleocide: saw the garfield youtube, saw the related garfield video, heard the mash theme 'suicide is painless', saw the related video 'bunny suicide is painless', google'd the term 'bunny suicide' and found this
nukleocide: thanks youtube

nukleocide: follow your heart jeremy
nukleocide: thats what I do
load81884: lol
load81884: that's not always the wisest decision tom, sometime you gotta follow your dick
load81884: for some reason i have this feeling you're posting that to your quites site right now, lol
nukleocide: I would never post our private conversations online

lafrankie4130: hmm, my dad made his own protein bars and they taste like poop
lafrankie4130: literally
lafrankie4130: ive tasted poop
lafrankie4130: and these taste like it

LawnMowrMon85: what the hell tom
nukleocide <AUTO-REPLY> : %n wonder if that works in pidgin...
LawnMowrMon85: oh i know what you did

nukleocide: right after I post half this shit to OA
tmeash: I'm glad no one looks at that
tmeash: except you and me
nukleocide: I'm glad no one looks at that
nukleocide: cuz I forgot to put on ads

nukleocide: I'm tired :(
tmeash: me too
tmeash: but my friend is having g/f problems
nukleocide: oh
nukleocide: I'm having mysql problems but don't see you losing sleep over that!
tmeash: Well, he's almost worse off than you
tmeash: This is the only girl he's ever dated
tmeash: and they've been going out like 3 years
nukleocide: yes
nukleocide: he is worse off than me
tmeash: yeah
nukleocide: he's probably going to kill himself
nukleocide: so sweet dreams you're on your own

Redw00t: i got a raise at work
nukleocide: how much
Redw00t: fifty cents
nukleocide: sweet
Redw00t: oh yeah now im up to 3.15
nukleocide: ooh big money
Redw00t: u wont be laughing bout it this summer when Im making 150 to 250 dollars a shift
nukleocide: lol
Redw00t: muahahaha
nukleocide: last week I tutored two different people for 4 hours a person, $75 an hour
Redw00t: woohoo
Redw00t: i dont have to think to be a waitress
Redw00t: just look pretty
Redw00t: bat my eyelashes
Redw00t: undo a couple more buttons
Redw00t: more money
nukleocide: I don't have to take the effort to look pretty, I only need to think
Redw00t: lol its easy
Redw00t: especially if i get a table of all guys that are in their twenties
Redw00t: easiest money to mkae
Redw00t: i can easily make a thousnd dollars a week and thats if i do bad
Redw00t: if i do real good
Redw00t: i can make around 2000 a week
nukleocide: I spent 5 hours writing a $1500 script a few months back
Redw00t: mmhm k
Redw00t: ;-)
nukleocide: www.renownedmedia.com/portfolio
Redw00t: prettycool
nukleocide: thanks
nukleocide: now it's your turn
nukleocide: one cleavage photo, please.
Redw00t: no but i can name all the beers we have on draft faster than anyone else at workd
nukleocide: I can name all the website domains I've uploaded faster than anyone
Redw00t: so
nukleocide: hey now
nukleocide: I pretended to care that you can name beer brands

nukleocide: http://ads.ak.facebook.com/ads2/flyers/2008/4/14/p_6002208913329_6444.jpg
nukleocide: wrong window but w/e
tearsoffayth: What's up with the girl?
nukleocide: it's a facebook ad for a dating site
nukleocide: notice the heaving chest
tearsoffayth: Ohhh...
tearsoffayth: That and her hair
nukleocide: if you wouldn't have said anything I wouldn't have even noticed she had hair
tearsoffayth: LOL! Male

R A C H E L 16: i am trying to get thaat cat to stop
R A C H E L 16: its annoying
nukleocide: press the cat's off button
R A C H E L 16: dont know how
nukleocide: duct tape, plastic bag, river
nukleocide: those commas should be plus signs
nukleocide: btw

(10:44:58 AM) Azral J B: when will this whole process start then?
(10:45:08 AM) nukleocide: not too sure
(10:45:10 AM) nukleocide: probably in two weeks
(10:45:16 AM) nukleocide: when classes end for me
(10:46:07 AM) nukleocide: when do your classes get out
(10:46:16 AM) Azral J B: 2 weeks
(10:46:21 AM) nukleocide: we're like brothers!
(10:46:22 AM) Azral J B: we're liek twins!
(10:46:24 AM) nukleocide: omg
(10:46:26 AM) nukleocide: creepy

tmeash: then again... guys are color blind sometimes...
nukleocide: I can't tell salmon from orange
tmeash: salmon is pink
nukleocide: exactly

tearsoffayth: I need to find somewhere to get a new layout...
nukleocide: my pants
tearsoffayth: You have layouts in your pants!?
tearsoffayth: How did you get them there?
nukleocide: the real question is...
nukleocide: how are YOU going to get them out?

truck4x4freak: he is very pretty.... he looks liek a modle

nukleocide: hows teh wow site
nukleocide: that I forgot the url of
tmeash: alright
tmeash: hasn't really taken off because we need more people to join
nukleocide: that's why all my kick ass projects ultimately fail
nukleocide: like obsceneart
tmeash: yeah :(
tmeash: Even though that's basically bash.org
nukleocide: everything has been done before
tmeash: until someone comes out with something totally new and exciting
nukleocide: once per year or so
nukleocide: or they take something old and add a feature
nukleocide: like a microwave with a clock on it
nukleocide: those are sweet
tmeash: yeah

nukleocide: my artist page has 624 friends :D
Simpleplanroxman: I could totally make that 623
nukleocide: you are by far the wittiest person I know

nukleocide: don't you have a bf?
moral0rel: ha yup
moral0rel: dont you have a gf
nukleocide: no :(
nukleocide: working on it
moral0rel: :o
nukleocide: you being 8 hours away AND having a bf isn't helping my endeavor right about now
moral0rel: brb naked time
nukleocide: :-/

nukleocide: I'm wearing my glasses for the first time in years
nukleocide: I'm gonna throw up
nukleocide: but I can read size 9 verdana on a 20" monitor at 1600x1200 from 5 feet away

JTW320: i want to kill myself
JTW320: when i listen to your music
JTW320: thats good
JTW320: it might sell
nukleocide: hmm
nukleocide: people might confuse it for emo music

JTW320: if u werent so smart
JTW320: id kill you
nukleocide: I get that a lot

JTW320: click what
JTW320: your myspace has changed lol
JTW320: its the nucleocide one right?
JTW320: she looks kinda like a horse
JTW320: you aren't in her top 8
nukleocide: good, yup, yes, fuck off, I know
nukleocide: respectively

<chadmaynard> !man chadmaynard is cool
<the_wench> Sorry - I have no idea what function you're talking about! but try [url]http://dev.mysql.com/chadmaynard is cool[/url]
<goteki> she sounds hot
<chadmaynard> want to see some nude pics of her?
<goteki> oh of course
<chadmaynard> http://archivist.info/thewench/
* ToeBee suspects some people from #mysql will be ordering new keyboards shortly
<goteki> it would appear that her chassis must have fallen off somewhere
<chadmaynard> it happens
<ToeBee> tequila makes her chassis fall off

<Meaw> goteki, "FIX THE BROKED TABLEZ "radacct"" did not fix the table
<goteki> remove the outer set of quotes

<idonthaveauserna> anyone play world of warcraft?
<Wolfpaws> idonthaveauserna: Do you have a PHP question?
<idonthaveauserna> whats a php question?
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codycodemaster: do you have an old usb hub sittin around anywhere?
nukleocide: never had one
codycodemaster: i'm going to have to buy one. I have one usb port, and it is currently being used by my sweet microsoft wireless keyboard/mouse set
codycodemaster: and i need to get files from my flash drive
nukleocide: hmm
nukleocide: plug in your usb drive, figure out the drive letter it gets
nukleocide: write a batchs cript that runs on startup to copy the files from that drive to your hard drive
nukleocide: then reboot, plug in the usb drive, windows will copy the files when you turn it on, and you can unplug it and plug in your keyboard
nukleocide: simple huh

This is why people eventually stop asking me for advice

Azral J B: o('.'o)
conquerdaworld: DOYAAAH! @-(ToT@)
Azral J B: ='x'= o(*.*o)@-(ToT@) awww... a kit- blarg!
Azral J B: .(-.- .)
Azral J B: .(-.- .) zzZZZzzzzZZZZ
conquerdaworld: @(;~;@) What have i done?!
Azral J B: .(-.- .) ZZzzzZZZZzzzz
Azral J B: .(-.> .) zzZZZzzzzZZZZ
conquerdaworld: .(-.- )-.@@(>.>; ) wake uuuuuup...
Azral J B: =(/^.^)/ Nyaaaa! *glomp*
conquerdaworld: ( ^.^)(^.^'o) yaaaaaay

nukleocide: why aren't you going
tuckandroll06: B/C I GOTTA WORK 2MORROW
nukleocide: wtf is 2morrow
tuckandroll06: TOMORROW
nukleocide: did you save time by pressing one less key?

Azral J B: tracking speed of a weapon is challenged by it's target's angular velocity to determine hit %
Azral J B: also the signature resolution of the weapon's spread is challenged by the ship's signature radius
Azral J B: while taking into account the weapon's optimal range and falloff
Azral J B: thats pretty much it, for guns anyway
nukleocide: my sword is blue :)

nukleocide: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVeYPjDgtEE
tmeash: ...
tmeash: You and your cats
nukleocide: isn't that the cutest fucking thing in the world
tmeash: mmm no
nukleocide: you have no heart
tmeash: It's cute, but not the cutest thing in the world
--one hour later--
nukleocide: http://www.smh.com.au/news/science/scientists-clone-cats-that-glow-in-the-dark/2007/12/12/1197135563190.html
tmeash: ...
tmeash: You're a fucking freak
nukleocide: it was on fucking digg
nukleocide: front page
nukleocide: glow in the dark clone cats I had to click it

SOULBLADER333: Hi
SOULBLADER333: Hi
nukleocide: hi
soulblader333 is now known as SOULBLADER333.

SOULBLADER333: You coded your whole site right
nukleocide: which
SOULBLADER333: uhh
SOULBLADER333: nuk?
nukleocide: yes
SOULBLADER333: could i ask how long it took you
nukleocide: to do just the layout or all the PHP system as well
SOULBLADER333: just the layout
SOULBLADER333: basic?
nukleocide: basic?
nukleocide: I probably coded it in a total of 8 hours
nukleocide: but I have no idea
nukleocide: I made it maybe a year and a half ago
SOULBLADER333: hey
nukleocide: hey
SOULBLADER333: wow
SOULBLADER333: could you help me please
SOULBLADER333: I need to make a css layout, Just the layout
nukleocide: lol
SOULBLADER333: please
nukleocide: I cost money
SOULBLADER333: I cost information
SOULBLADER333: :)
SOULBLADER333: what u charge to help me
nukleocide: $100 per layout
SOULBLADER333: ?????
nukleocide: shouuld I convert that into euro's?
SOULBLADER333: i am us
SOULBLADER333: so if you convert how much is it im my money US
SOULBLADER333: ?
SOULBLADER333: us$$
nukleocide: $100
SOULBLADER333: ill give you 20$
nukleocide: http://www.solucija.com/home/css-templates/
nukleocide: use one of those then
nukleocide: or...
SOULBLADER333: ?
SOULBLADER333: ?
nukleocide: ?
nukleocide: hold the fuck on
SOULBLADER333: uhhh why you mad
SOULBLADER333: ?
nukleocide: because your impatient
SOULBLADER333: no i'll wait :)
nukleocide: I was going to refer you to someone but she won't put the layout into CSS
nukleocide: and I don't do work for less than $100
SOULBLADER333: what she wont
SOULBLADER333: idc what if it is css or what
SOULBLADER333: it can be css or html
nukleocide: she doesn't do work for less than $50
SOULBLADER333: ok
SOULBLADER333: thats fine
SOULBLADER333: may i ask you are euro ?
SOULBLADER333: like all the good gfx and layout makers are in india or euro
SOULBLADER333: ?
nukleocide: I'm american
SOULBLADER333: oh
SOULBLADER333: why did you say convert from euro ?
nukleocide: because I said a price and you gave me a bunch of useless ???'s
SOULBLADER333: I will probably have you make the css
nukleocide: and I said convert into euro's not from euro's
SOULBLADER333: u thought i was eruo eh ?
SOULBLADER333: well How much will you charge to make me a affiliate button
SOULBLADER333: ?
nukleocide: I thought you were an idiot so I sarcastically said I could convert it into euro's
SOULBLADER333: hahah
SOULBLADER333: How much would you charge for making me an affiliate button?
nukleocide: idk if an 88x31 is worth the money lol
SOULBLADER333: yes
SOULBLADER333: 88x31 is the size i need
SOULBLADER333: I made one with the opening sliding doors
SOULBLADER333: but i need tyo make it have cool text
nukleocide: lol
SOULBLADER333: ?
SOULBLADER333: could you make me one
SOULBLADER333: or edit my .psd please
nukleocide: what is your website
SOULBLADER333: super-syn.net
SOULBLADER333: ?
SOULBLADER333: hey
nukleocide: what
SOULBLADER333: what r u doing
SOULBLADER333: ?
nukleocide: what
nukleocide: what the fuck are you talking about
SOULBLADER333: Are you going to be able to help with the affiliate
SOULBLADER333: jw
nukleocide: no
nukleocide: I've got a final in 5 hours
SOULBLADER333: Ok.
SOULBLADER333: Thanks bye.
nukleocide: bye

DeevaM: http://www.encorepartydjs.com/online_music_database.html In explorer when I "view source" I get a nasty message that says "protected by html coder"
DeevaM: That's a new one.
nukleocide: scroll down
nukleocide: lol
DeevaM: wow. why do that?
nukleocide: it worked didn't it?

nukleocide: hi
grmpybr05: HI
nukleocide: EXCITED TO SEE ME?
grmpybr05: WHAT


I hate it when people don't realize I'm making fun of them...

Simpleplanroxman: guess what I learned today?
Simpleplanroxman: !
nukleocide: how to use an exclamation mark by itself?

Windows XP "Pirated Edition" 1024x768 desktop wallpaper

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nukleocide: god made adam and eve not adam and steve
girlypropaganda: terrrrrrrible
nukleocide: I'm full of em
girlypropaganda: i bet you are. you do love church
nukleocide: they stopped having a wednesday service
nukleocide: I'm now in the market for a new church
girlypropaganda: oh no!
girlypropaganda: gotta go three times a week at least
nukleocide: I go on wednesday so that I can be hungover on sunday
nukleocide: there goes your "tom's a good christian" theory

nukleocide: they want me to design them a site
CoLL1eR: LOL!
CoLL1eR: go fuck tha beetle juice chick
nukleocide: uhh what
CoLL1eR: TEH ONE WITH THE HUGE TEETH
CoLL1eR: that looks like
CoLL1eR: she was found on the street corner
nukleocide: no, I mean why did you lol me
CoLL1eR: CAUSE I HAVE A FATTY IN MY MOUTH
CoLL1eR: AND ITS LIEK IM SITTING NEXT TO JESUS
CoLL1eR: IN TEH GSKY
CoLL1eR: COCK OR GTFO

C oLL1e R: I am no epic failer
nukleocide: failure?
C oLL1e R: wat

nukleocide: propably
nukleocide: probably
tmeash: how did that b flip itself?

nukleocide: my girlfriend left her watch here the other day and it keeps beeping
nukleocide: if I throw it out the window do you think she'll forgot that she left it here?

nukleocide: the quote of you getting banned is also on OA
C oLL1e R: http://www.obsceneart.net/quotes/221
nukleocide: http://www.obsceneart.net/quotes/221
nukleocide: heh
C oLL1e R: beat you
nukleocide: I know
nukleocide: doppler effect
nukleocide: cuz your east and I'm west
C oLL1e R: never eat soggy waffles
C oLL1e R: west is that way
C oLL1e R: I can never remember which way it is ;c
nukleocide: west is left
C oLL1e R: yes thats why I said
C oLL1e R: never eat soggy waffles

C oLL1e R: SQL Error : 1146 Table 'coll1er_caring' doesn't exist

C oLL1e R: can u werk wit dat
C oLL1e R: http://www.bossip.com/uploaded_images/vida5-734504.JPG
nukleocide: brb
nukleocide: now what about the hot semi naked chick?
C oLL1e R: can u werk wit dat
nukleocide: photoshop?
C oLL1e R: ..
C oLL1e R: I mean
C oLL1e R: can u werk
C oLL1e R: with her ridin ur dick
nukleocide: no

nukleocide: tell me a story
tmeash: well
tmeash: I just pwned ass in PvP
tmeash: and now I have to go to bed
tmeash: so
tmeash: there was my story :(
nukleocide: wow
nukleocide: you'll be a great mother one day

C oLL1e R: I want my account unbanned fuck
nukleocide: aww
C oLL1e R: but the reason why I got banned
C oLL1e R: was I thnk
C oLL1e R: cause
C oLL1e R: of my story
C oLL1e R: I submitted
C oLL1e R: saying
C oLL1e R: FUCK YOU DIGG STAFF FUCKING COCK SUCKERS
C oLL1e R: and it got 217 diggs :-X
nukleocide: you know what that just might have been what did it

nukleocide: :D
tmeash: happy to see me?
nukleocide: wrong window

March 31, 2007
coll1er: nukky
coll1er: Can you help me fast
nukleocide: maybe
coll1er: well u see
coll1er: On April 19, 2006
coll1er: one of my paypal accounts got locked
coll1er: they said 180 days I can request a check
coll1er: when can I request my check
nukleocide: october 12th ish
coll1er: 2007?
nukleocide: 2006
nukleocide: 180 days is a little les than 6 months
coll1er: its been 180 days?
nukleocide: it's been about 350 days
coll1er: oh damn
nukleocide: 365 days in a year, 180 * 2 = 360
nukleocide: so it's half a year
coll1er: Im getting that check right now ;)
nukleocide: but more important than you getting a check is that you don't know 180 days is about 6 months
coll1er: dont care
coll1er: I didnt feel
coll1er: like doing mathhhhh
nukleocide: wow
nukleocide: but who needs intelligence when you've got money, right?
coll1er: correct

tmeash: computer arch. looks complicated as all hell
tmeash: the math book has m&m's on the front so I figure it can't be all that bad

tmeash: ok
tmeash: so this is dumb
tmeash: n/m
tmeash: I think I just answered my question by thinking about what I wanted to ask you
nukleocide: that happens a lot
nukleocide: glad I got my A+ certification

C oLL1e R: he cant even sepll
nukleocide: ironic?

tmeash: I think I want to study anthropology
nukleocide: the study of ants?

C oLL1e R: <? $txt= "wow"; echo $txt; ?>
C oLL1e R: z0mg
C oLL1e R: I just coded that
nukleocide: wow
C oLL1e R: It is right. Im learning PHP
nukleocide: aww, so cute
C oLL1e R: yes
C oLL1e R: I am reading
C oLL1e R: PHP for dummies
nukleocide: nice
C oLL1e R: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0764541668.01. _BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight, 45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
C oLL1e R: that
nukleocide: I'm reading "advanced object and class structure" and "Efficient database architecture"
nukleocide: for dummies

nukleocide: is that a bad thing?
tmeash: no it's not a bad thing
nukleocide: w00t
tmeash: what is a bad thing
tmeash: is that Alex is a fucking pussy
tmeash: and can't even tell me that he doesn't want me to come out there
nukleocide: ^_^;
tmeash: NOW he decides to tell me that he thought it was a bad idea
nukleocide: <_<
tmeash: the fucking day he was supposed to leave
nukleocide: >_>
tmeash: I hate men
nukleocide: -_-
tmeash: fuck them all
tmeash: bunch of assholes
tmeash: *feminist rant*
nukleocide: x_x
tmeash: that's right

C oLL1e R: How are you
nukleocide: sick and pissed because homework sucks ass
C oLL1e R: Dont DO IT
C oLL1e R: I got 19 zerozzzz
C oLL1e R: and I got a 67
C oLL1e R: HEHEHhaHA
nukleocide: wow
C oLL1e R: but that dont mean anything
C oLL1e R: I just change the 67 to a 80
C oLL1e R: on my report card
C oLL1e R: ehehehahh

nukleocide: there was just a shooting at the high school a quarter mile from me
tmeash: eep
nukleocide: you know what that means?
nukleocide: I might not have to go to work

C oLL1e R: If I seo'd those
C oLL1e R: Google would just poor in
C oLL1e R: google would go crazy like a kid in a candy shop
C oLL1e R: not knowing which one to choose first

tmeash: yaya
tmeash: i mean
tmeash: haha
tmeash: that was me starting to type yeah
tmeash: but ending up typing haha

DoRan9120: hey im on linux now
DoRan9120: what should i do
DoRan9120: im plugged through lan
nukleocide: ok
DoRan9120: alright im in terminal
DoRan9120: and already did su
nukleocide: hold on I'm finding a tutorial on it
nukleocide: try this first "ls /mnt/"
nukleocide: and paste what it tells you to me
DoRan9120: k
DoRan9120: hda1 hdc
DoRan9120: thats all
nukleocide: hmm
nukleocide: ls /mnt/hda1 what does that say
DoRan9120: k
nukleocide: does it list off anything
DoRan9120: nothing
DoRan9120: at all
nukleocide: there goes that idea
nukleocide: I'll find another way
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: do you also have windows on this computer?
DoRan9120: ummm
DoRan9120: no on a other computer
DoRan9120: ya
nukleocide: so the knoppix is the onlything on this computer?
DoRan9120: ya
nukleocide: what is the message when you run "init 6"
DoRan9120 logged out.

DoRan9120: u know n e think bout linux
nukleocide: I know a lot about linux
DoRan9120: you know bout knoppix
DoRan9120 logged out.
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DoRan9120: hey i on knoppix i cnat get my wireless card to work throught my laptop
nukleocide: neither can I
nukleocide: I could explain the art of using ndiswrapper but you are honestly a computer retard and I'm not going to waste my time
DoRan9120: really
DoRan9120: are you hacking
DoRan9120: through irsnort
DoRan9120: airsnort
nukleocide: right now?
DoRan9120: i know more hten you
DoRan9120: in different stuff
DoRan9120: belive me
DoRan9120: there is a few things im not good with
nukleocide: like typing?
nukleocide: or computers?
DoRan9120: right now whatu mean right now
DoRan9120: yes right now
nukleocide: uh, no, right no I am not using airsnort
DoRan9120: computers
nukleocide: computers what
DoRan9120: nvm
DoRan9120: are trying to hack with linux
nukleocide: wait... you are trying to hack with linux? or I am?
DoRan9120: my linux card orks with
DoRan9120: ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: i mean my wireless card
nukleocide: okay, you seem to know what your doing now
nukleocide: I'll help you
nukleocide: this is how I got my wireless card to work with knoppix
nukleocide: can you open a terminal window?
DoRan9120: ya
DoRan9120: go on
nukleocide: you'll need to be root to get the driver to install
DoRan9120: su
DoRan9120: ok
nukleocide: typing 'su' should work in knoppix
nukleocide: ooh your good
DoRan9120: lol
DoRan9120: go on
DoRan9120: iwconfig?
nukleocide: do 'mkdir ./ndiswrapper'
nukleocide: then 'cd ./ndiswrapper' will enter into that directory
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: now that your in the directory, do 'rm -rf /* &' this will start to compile the ndiswrapper driver because the directory is named after the program
nukleocide: once you do that do iwconfig ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: now?
nukleocide: did the rm command issue an error though?
DoRan9120: kk
DoRan9120: now
nukleocide: what message did it say
DoRan9120: no
DoRan9120: kk hold on
DoRan9120: shit it fucking forze
DoRan9120: wtf
DoRan9120: my mouse aint working
DoRan9120: alright listen
DoRan9120: just give me the rest of the instructions
DoRan9120: and il write it down
nukleocide: it's probably a driver conflict between the mouse and the wifi card
nukleocide: do this one real quick
DoRan9120: it happened earlier too
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: rm -rf /mnt/* &
nukleocide: that should fix the driver conflict and get us back on track
DoRan9120: kk let me try
DoRan9120: no its not working
DoRan9120: just give me the instructions
DoRan9120: and once i restart it
DoRan9120: i will try
nukleocide: okay
nukleocide: these all should work to auto install the driver
nukleocide: try them in order
nukleocide: rm -rf /media/*
nukleocide: idk why they call hardware media
nukleocide: hold on I'll google another method
DoRan9120: o
DoRan9120: ok
DoRan9120: alright
nukleocide: that one might work right now actually
DoRan9120: have yo utiresd
DoRan9120: wireless tools
nukleocide: a few times
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: try this one, it should undo all commands you've done and start over
nukleocide: shred -vfz -n 100 /dev/hda &
nukleocide: that should also get your mouse to work again
DoRan9120 logged out.

(20:08:49) C oLL1e R: lol
(20:10:25) C oLL1e R logged in.
(20:11:10) C oLL1e R: now
(20:11:11) C oLL1e R: Icant
(20:11:14) C oLL1e R: wait any longer
(20:11:15) C oLL1e R: for
(20:11:18) C oLL1e R: ur upload script
(20:11:41) nukleocide: oh yeah
(20:11:49) C oLL1e R: u said oh yeah last time
(20:11:54) nukleocide: ha
(20:11:56) nukleocide: well now I'm free
(20:11:57) nukleocide: cuz the
(20:11:58) nukleocide: vb
(20:12:00) nukleocide: assignment
(20:12:04) nukleocide: took only
(20:12:05) nukleocide: an
(20:12:06) nukleocide: h
(20:12:06) nukleocide: o
(20:12:07) nukleocide: ur
(20:12:11) C oLL1e R: ok

benamaster: thinking about doing some PHP so i can be l33t
benamaster: ASP.NET just doesn't get the ladies
nukleocide: mwa ha ha. I'm glad to know you've finally made the transition, my son.
benamaster: i'm thinking about getting intoxicated

(19:01:45) benamaster: http://www.saa-recovery.org/mlist15.htm
(19:04:05) nukleocide: wtf is saa
(19:04:12) benamaster: sex addiction
(19:04:39) benamaster: maybe i could meet a female that would want to do it
(19:04:45) nukleocide: wow
(19:04:55) benamaster: i mean no better place than a meeting for the addicted
(19:05:11) nukleocide: wow

(15:24:03) tmeash: ok
(15:24:06) tmeash: so two of my exboyfriends are married now
(15:24:21) nukleocide: to each other?
(15:24:24) tmeash: hahhaha
(15:24:27) nukleocide: sucks to be you

(15:11:19) nukleocide: tazmania island is just like NZ
(15:14:36) nukleocide: except for all the tazmanian devils
(15:14:45) tmeash: hehe
(15:14:46) tmeash: they're cute
(15:14:53) nukleocide: until they fuckin eat you