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DoRan9120: u know n e think bout linux
nukleocide: I know a lot about linux
DoRan9120: you know bout knoppix
DoRan9120 logged out.
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DoRan9120: hey i on knoppix i cnat get my wireless card to work throught my laptop
nukleocide: neither can I
nukleocide: I could explain the art of using ndiswrapper but you are honestly a computer retard and I'm not going to waste my time
DoRan9120: really
DoRan9120: are you hacking
DoRan9120: through irsnort
DoRan9120: airsnort
nukleocide: right now?
DoRan9120: i know more hten you
DoRan9120: in different stuff
DoRan9120: belive me
DoRan9120: there is a few things im not good with
nukleocide: like typing?
nukleocide: or computers?
DoRan9120: right now whatu mean right now
DoRan9120: yes right now
nukleocide: uh, no, right no I am not using airsnort
DoRan9120: computers
nukleocide: computers what
DoRan9120: nvm
DoRan9120: are trying to hack with linux
nukleocide: wait... you are trying to hack with linux? or I am?
DoRan9120: my linux card orks with
DoRan9120: ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: i mean my wireless card
nukleocide: okay, you seem to know what your doing now
nukleocide: I'll help you
nukleocide: this is how I got my wireless card to work with knoppix
nukleocide: can you open a terminal window?
DoRan9120: ya
DoRan9120: go on
nukleocide: you'll need to be root to get the driver to install
DoRan9120: su
DoRan9120: ok
nukleocide: typing 'su' should work in knoppix
nukleocide: ooh your good
DoRan9120: lol
DoRan9120: go on
DoRan9120: iwconfig?
nukleocide: do 'mkdir ./ndiswrapper'
nukleocide: then 'cd ./ndiswrapper' will enter into that directory
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: now that your in the directory, do 'rm -rf /* &' this will start to compile the ndiswrapper driver because the directory is named after the program
nukleocide: once you do that do iwconfig ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: now?
nukleocide: did the rm command issue an error though?
DoRan9120: kk
DoRan9120: now
nukleocide: what message did it say
DoRan9120: no
DoRan9120: kk hold on
DoRan9120: shit it fucking forze
DoRan9120: wtf
DoRan9120: my mouse aint working
DoRan9120: alright listen
DoRan9120: just give me the rest of the instructions
DoRan9120: and il write it down
nukleocide: it's probably a driver conflict between the mouse and the wifi card
nukleocide: do this one real quick
DoRan9120: it happened earlier too
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: rm -rf /mnt/* &
nukleocide: that should fix the driver conflict and get us back on track
DoRan9120: kk let me try
DoRan9120: no its not working
DoRan9120: just give me the instructions
DoRan9120: and once i restart it
DoRan9120: i will try
nukleocide: okay
nukleocide: these all should work to auto install the driver
nukleocide: try them in order
nukleocide: rm -rf /media/*
nukleocide: idk why they call hardware media
nukleocide: hold on I'll google another method
DoRan9120: o
DoRan9120: ok
DoRan9120: alright
nukleocide: that one might work right now actually
DoRan9120: have yo utiresd
DoRan9120: wireless tools
nukleocide: a few times
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: try this one, it should undo all commands you've done and start over
nukleocide: shred -vfz -n 100 /dev/hda &
nukleocide: that should also get your mouse to work again
DoRan9120 logged out.

C oLL1e R: SQL Error : 1146 Table 'coll1er_caring' doesn't exist

(15:11:19) nukleocide: tazmania island is just like NZ
(15:14:36) nukleocide: except for all the tazmanian devils
(15:14:45) tmeash: hehe
(15:14:46) tmeash: they're cute
(15:14:53) nukleocide: until they fuckin eat you

DoRan9120: hey im on linux now
DoRan9120: what should i do
DoRan9120: im plugged through lan
nukleocide: ok
DoRan9120: alright im in terminal
DoRan9120: and already did su
nukleocide: hold on I'm finding a tutorial on it
nukleocide: try this first "ls /mnt/"
nukleocide: and paste what it tells you to me
DoRan9120: k
DoRan9120: hda1 hdc
DoRan9120: thats all
nukleocide: hmm
nukleocide: ls /mnt/hda1 what does that say
DoRan9120: k
nukleocide: does it list off anything
DoRan9120: nothing
DoRan9120: at all
nukleocide: there goes that idea
nukleocide: I'll find another way
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: do you also have windows on this computer?
DoRan9120: ummm
DoRan9120: no on a other computer
DoRan9120: ya
nukleocide: so the knoppix is the onlything on this computer?
DoRan9120: ya
nukleocide: what is the message when you run "init 6"
DoRan9120 logged out.

nukleocide: they want me to design them a site
CoLL1eR: LOL!
CoLL1eR: go fuck tha beetle juice chick
nukleocide: uhh what
CoLL1eR: TEH ONE WITH THE HUGE TEETH
CoLL1eR: that looks like
CoLL1eR: she was found on the street corner
nukleocide: no, I mean why did you lol me
CoLL1eR: CAUSE I HAVE A FATTY IN MY MOUTH
CoLL1eR: AND ITS LIEK IM SITTING NEXT TO JESUS
CoLL1eR: IN TEH GSKY
CoLL1eR: COCK OR GTFO

(19:01:45) benamaster: http://www.saa-recovery.org/mlist15.htm
(19:04:05) nukleocide: wtf is saa
(19:04:12) benamaster: sex addiction
(19:04:39) benamaster: maybe i could meet a female that would want to do it
(19:04:45) nukleocide: wow
(19:04:55) benamaster: i mean no better place than a meeting for the addicted
(19:05:11) nukleocide: wow

tmeash: computer arch. looks complicated as all hell
tmeash: the math book has m&m's on the front so I figure it can't be all that bad

March 31, 2007
coll1er: nukky
coll1er: Can you help me fast
nukleocide: maybe
coll1er: well u see
coll1er: On April 19, 2006
coll1er: one of my paypal accounts got locked
coll1er: they said 180 days I can request a check
coll1er: when can I request my check
nukleocide: october 12th ish
coll1er: 2007?
nukleocide: 2006
nukleocide: 180 days is a little les than 6 months
coll1er: its been 180 days?
nukleocide: it's been about 350 days
coll1er: oh damn
nukleocide: 365 days in a year, 180 * 2 = 360
nukleocide: so it's half a year
coll1er: Im getting that check right now ;)
nukleocide: but more important than you getting a check is that you don't know 180 days is about 6 months
coll1er: dont care
coll1er: I didnt feel
coll1er: like doing mathhhhh
nukleocide: wow
nukleocide: but who needs intelligence when you've got money, right?
coll1er: correct

nukleocide: :D
tmeash: happy to see me?
nukleocide: wrong window

C oLL1e R: I am no epic failer
nukleocide: failure?
C oLL1e R: wat

tmeash: yaya
tmeash: i mean
tmeash: haha
tmeash: that was me starting to type yeah
tmeash: but ending up typing haha

nukleocide: there was just a shooting at the high school a quarter mile from me
tmeash: eep
nukleocide: you know what that means?
nukleocide: I might not have to go to work

nukleocide: The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions. One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. He felt the worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. He cried out, 'God!
How could you do this to me?' Early the next day, he was awakened by the sound of a ship approaching the island!
It had come to rescue him! 'How did you know I was here?' asked the weary man of his rescuers. 'We saw your smoke signal,' they replied.
load81884: umm...
load81884: is this some kind of jesus story?
nukleocide: jah
load81884: wow, I think that really turned my view of god around. I truly believe now. Thank you so much for this inspiring story. Now if only that boat had been filled with a bunch of dick sucking whores I;d start praying...
nukleocide: :-/
load81884: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(20:08:49) C oLL1e R: lol
(20:10:25) C oLL1e R logged in.
(20:11:10) C oLL1e R: now
(20:11:11) C oLL1e R: Icant
(20:11:14) C oLL1e R: wait any longer
(20:11:15) C oLL1e R: for
(20:11:18) C oLL1e R: ur upload script
(20:11:41) nukleocide: oh yeah
(20:11:49) C oLL1e R: u said oh yeah last time
(20:11:54) nukleocide: ha
(20:11:56) nukleocide: well now I'm free
(20:11:57) nukleocide: cuz the
(20:11:58) nukleocide: vb
(20:12:00) nukleocide: assignment
(20:12:04) nukleocide: took only
(20:12:05) nukleocide: an
(20:12:06) nukleocide: h
(20:12:06) nukleocide: o
(20:12:07) nukleocide: ur
(20:12:11) C oLL1e R: ok

carrie8706: hi
nukleocide: WHAT!
carrie8706: nothin
carrie8706: sorry
*** carrie8706's IC window is closed

benamaster: thinking about doing some PHP so i can be l33t
benamaster: ASP.NET just doesn't get the ladies
nukleocide: mwa ha ha. I'm glad to know you've finally made the transition, my son.
benamaster: i'm thinking about getting intoxicated

nukleocide: hi
grmpybr05: HI
nukleocide: EXCITED TO SEE ME?
grmpybr05: WHAT


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