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Quote #464 by !nucleo on Feb 24th, 2010
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Quote #461 by !nucleo on Dec 31st, 2009
Azral J B: mexitalian
nukleocide: sounds like a hot chick to me
Azral J B: sounds fucking gross to me
Quote #453 by !nucleo on Nov 18th, 2009
Azral J B: whenever I sneeze, I always sneeze twice or more
Azral J B: people always say 'bless you' the first sneeze
Azral J B: but not for the rest
Azral J B: this bothers me for some reason
Azral J B: I don't know why
Azral J B: not a lot, but it's just one of those little stings that make you wonder
nukleocide: well you know
nukleocide: they say it to keep your soul from leaving your body
Azral J B: my soul is lost D:
Azral J B: they say it because sneezing was a symptom of the black plague, and faith heals :3
nukleocide: I honestly get annoyed by the people who say bless you each iteration of the triple sneeze
nukleocide: there just becomes too much talking at that point
Azral J B: I don't care if people say it or not
Azral J B: it's just the "bless you"... "nope, you got one, quit being greedy"
nukleocide: here's what I think
nukleocide: they feel weird saying it more than once
nukleocide: but, if they wait until the time it would take you to produce two sneezes
nukleocide: and you only sneeze once
nukleocide: they would miss their opportunity
nukleocide: like *sneeze*... 10 seconds... *bless you*
nukleocide: now how awkard would that be
Azral J B: very
Azral J B: it's a lose lose situation
Quote #452 by !nucleo on Nov 16th, 2009
one frijole: ach
one frijole: my coffee is making me shake!
one frijole: like >~<><~
nukleocide: idk what your diagram is supposed to mean
Quote #450 by !nucleo on Nov 9th, 2009
tlhunter: http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/10/rt-google-tweets-and-updates-and-search.html
jeffdproductions: what's the blog about
tlhunter: I would have to guess something about "google-tweets-and-updates-and-search" maybe
Quote #449 by !nucleo on Nov 4th, 2009
Andrew: am I coming over today?
Thomas: I might be hanging out with a chick, but she hasn't gotten back to me
Andrew: so we're hanging out tonight then?
Thomas: ...yeah
Quote #446 by !nucleo on Oct 15th, 2009
Christina : Hey... so l know this is a little weird but... can l ask you a computer question??
Thomas Hunter II: sure... but I"m not a computer geek per se
Christina : My sister lives in Lansing and said she has this 'friend' that has what l think are stolen computers that have satellite internet on them
Christina : l guess they are 1500 computers that he is selling for 400
Christina : l told her they may be able to be tracked since they are hooked up to satellites... per some sort of gps thing or something?? what do you think
Christina : or do you know anything about this kinda stuff?
Christina : she just told me about it the other night and you were the first 'computer
Christina : guy l have 'run
Christina : into??
Thomas Hunter II: I don't think your friend will be caught stealing computers because of satellite internet
Thomas Hunter II: unless he stole them from nasa
Quote #438 by !nucleo on Aug 31st, 2009
Andrea Krueger is not sure if her heart is full or empty.
5 hours ago · Comment · Like

Jason Pnacek at 3:00am May 28
Feels the same either way doesn't it? Like your stomach!

Andrea Krueger at 3:30am May 28
Indeed it does, but the stomach is much easier to please

Jason Pnacek at 3:32am May 28
touche' pussycat!

Robert Krueger at 5:42am May 28
!?!
Quote #436 by !nucleo on May 28th, 2009
I think a websites success level can be measured by how badly it needs a CAPTCHA.
Quote #433 by !nucleo on Feb 15th, 2009
one frijole: seriously considering taking back all the clothes i just bought, only to buy them back individually and save even more money
nukleocide: lol
one frijole: because i can save 15, 10 or 30% every time i use my card... so if i buy them all as seperate transactions, ill save that much more money
one frijole: i could probably save another $50 at least
nukleocide: so are you telling me that .2*5+.5*10 is less than .2*(5+10)
nukleocide: cuz if so we are no longer friends
one frijole: no, im telling you that .15*3+.2*4+.3*2>.15*9
one frijole: and even if i dont get any 20 or 30% off coupons, im still saving more
nukleocide: well why not just do .3*9 to begin with
Quote #426 by !nucleo on Dec 17th, 2008
Some1: yo
Some1: <- old affiliate
Some1: ssope.net
nukleocide: hi
some1 is now known as Some1.

nukleocide: I'd probably have to see an older layout to recognize you ha
Some1: your buttosn been on my site for like 6 months and mine has been on yours for well 6months too, i just checked now and its off
Some1: so just givin ya your IM
Some1: button
Some1: http://www.ssope.com/Sub_Index/Affiliates/AffiliateButton.gif
Some1: please do not hotlink
nukleocide: lol
Some1: ?
nukleocide: how many visitors do you get
Some1: my anayltics is grounded
Some1: gota add the new urchin code
Some1: i get a lot and will have a shit load after GoodLuck 4 goes out
Some1: http://www.forums.sevenz.net/index.php?s=9c8505f72f7b21669b004ba9d93061ea&showtopic=187
Some1: that is goodluck 4
Some1: twice the potency of sub7
nukleocide: heh
Some1: so you gona re-add me or what
nukleocide: I don't think our sites have anything in common
nukleocide: you're an AIM/VB6 hacker and I'm a web developer
Some1: im not a vb6 hacker, im a programmer, i dont do AIM anylonger
Some1: i just use to, now i code things that break stuff
Some1: high explosives
Some1: thats what i do
nukleocide: black hat
Some1: indeed
Some1: your sites been around for a long time, i could use you as an affiliate
nukleocide: I used to find that stuff entertaining but now I'm trying to help the world instead
Some1: i enjoy hopping the fence, never spent much time building them
Some1: plus, its easier to hop a fence than it is to build them
nukleocide: correct
Some1: and its more fun
nukleocide: just like its easier to bang a fat chick than a hot one :p
Some1: by like 1000
nukleocide: nah
Some1: see the thing is
Some1: i code around mcafee
Some1: in 67 lines
Some1: i break their barriers to the point where i make them look like fisherprice fences
nukleocide: kick fucking ass
Some1: lol
nukleocide: probably the reason you're not on my affiliates lol
Some1: oh come on
Some1: i was
nukleocide: I create, you destroy
Some1: for awhile
nukleocide: true
Some1: ya but without me, you guys got nothing to do :-p
Some1: people like me*
nukleocide: lol
Some1: see, ya need me
Some1: whats a plane without gravity
nukleocide: I was pretty good at PHP and MySQL injections for a while
Some1: i was never good at PHP or MySQL injects for awhile
nukleocide: it's a rockit ship
Some1: im an executable based kinda guy
Some1: besides GoodLuck 4, my BIOS virus is my brain child
nukleocide: do you make good money
Some1: changes volatage conversions to 0@0
Some1: shortages out your power supply
Some1: then the heat sink fan rotations per second gets changed to 0
nukleocide: boring
Some1: a virus that destroys hardware
nukleocide: do you make money
Some1: is not boring
Some1: ya
nukleocide: age?
Some1: my BIOS virus destroys hardware, that i dont make money off of
Some1: does age = merit?
nukleocide: nope
Some1: there are 70 year old bumbs on the street
nukleocide: boring
nukleocide: age?
Some1: relevance?
Some1: im 18
Some1: what the hell that have anything to do with it
Some1: this an interview?
nukleocide: sure is
nukleocide: you came to me wanting something
Some1: lol
nukleocide: that makes it an interview
Some1: to re-add my button it should have been there
Some1: it was there
Some1: for a long time
Some1: this is the first time i checked and it wasnt there
nukleocide: yup
nukleocide: came down maybe a month ago
nukleocide: I'm trying to only have web development or music development sites
Some1: so you gona re-add me or not, wana take care of this while my notepad and FTP are open
Some1: im executable development
nukleocide: lolpad
nukleocide: notepad
Some1: ya, im not good with web based stuff, i really only fuck with notepad for html
Some1: well rounded people make horrible specialits
nukleocide: and less money
Some1: wrong
nukleocide: my whole site is notepad too
Some1: you dont hire a well rounded person
Some1: you hire a specialist
Some1: you go to college to bee a specialist
Some1: to specialize in something
Some1: those who have corners pass
Some1: the round ones roll away and apply for generic jobs that suit their generic education
nukleocide: exactly which is why specialists make better money
Some1: oh, i misread what you said
Some1: i thought you were saying well rounded people make more money
Some1: my badZORZ
nukleocide: omgloz
Some1: lol
nukleocide: what do you do for fun
Some1: program
Some1: programming is my hobby
Some1: i mean besides smokin bud with my buddies
Some1: how about you
nukleocide: bar hopping and music production
Some1: ah
Some1: see i have no rythem, im tone deaf, cant play any instruments, probably couldnt play the tamboreen
nukleocide: ha
Some1: play guitar hero using 100% eye-hand coordination
nukleocide: but you can smoke pot and play guitar hero
Some1: mind as well play it on mute
Some1: pot enhances my eye hand coordination
Some1: my listening a little
Some1: but not enough to where it would be at a normal persons level or hearing
Some1: i was born without that part of my brain
Some1: ill tell you what pot did though, destroyed my short term memory
nukleocide: maybe you should quit
Some1: can barely remember peoples names, unless i meet them 10 times, cant spell worth a shit neither
Some1: maybe you should add my site
Some1: you need a black hat
Some1: diversity
nukleocide: where do you work
Some1: for ssope Laboratiories
Some1: i code programs for them
Some1: im a full time student
Some1: you gona add me or what?
nukleocide: you should pay me to make you a new site
nukleocide: then I can list you under clients
nukleocide: hows that
Some1: you know the guy that made the pet rock made a million dollars?
Some1: i think he went about doing buisness like you just did too
nukleocide: ha
Some1: hey, it might even work
Some1: probably not within this IM window though
Some1: i do everything myself
nukleocide: http://renownedmedia.com/portfolio seems to be working for me
Some1: my site reflects my web skills, my programs reflect my programming skills
Some1: my site servers as an online storage bin for them
Some1: i do not take pride in my site
Some1: its a storage bin for my true gold
Some1: so yes or no
nukleocide: http://renownedmedia.com/clients/esotericcode/ maybe I can sell you sevenz old layout lol
Some1: im not buying anything, ive never bought a single thing during the past 8 years ive been online
Some1: i mean online and programming
Some1: made my first booter 8 years ago
Some1: havent paid for hosting
Some1: a domain
Some1: any software
Some1: havent had to purchase porn, nothing
Some1: i take things
Some1: crack software, get porn accounts, have an inside connection for my hosting, an "invester" bought my domains
Some1: i sell things when im at my computer chair
nukleocide: why don't you steal a template instead of having a crappy site
Some1: its not that bad
nukleocide: excuse me
Some1: should i retype it in brail
nukleocide: yes
Some1: ;;;;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;
Some1: p
Some1: so im guessing you are not going to add me, and just wanted to sit on a make belive pedistool and interigate me
Some1: good day
nukleocide: peace
nukleocide: good luck with that vb6 stuff
Some1: i code better trojans in visual basic than anyone ive ever met
nukleocide: I develop better database applications in notepad than anyone I've ever met
Some1: well i took your "vb6 stuff" as a condesending comment like "go make some mud pies"
Some1: thats why i said that
nukleocide: easter eggs aren't easter eggs if you have them on your website for everyone to find!
Some1: lol
Some1: good point
Some1: those are ones people submitted
Some1: i didnt post them until someone found it
Some1: da source code is there if youd like to see how i programmed a year ago. Only say that because GoodLuck 4 is a totally different beast. This is an understatement: GoodLuck 4 is 8 times the trojan that GoodLuck 3 was
Some1: the internet has yet to see a trojan with an integreated network that can walk from server to server in runtime, first trojan with an open source protocol
Some1: first trojan for 16 other things as well
Some1: working on converting the server into python, which would mean you could trojan anything from a PC to a mac, all the way to trojaning a palm pilote
Some1: hacking pocket devices is hacking of the tommorow, today
nukleocide: sweet
Some1: oh indeed
Some1: spent 6 months on this bad boy
Some1: hope for it to go out thursday
nukleocide: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
Some1: why?
Quote #423 by !nucleo on Sep 28th, 2008
load81884: have you ever heard spineshank?
load81884: i haven't listened to them in years but i think they were like electronic-like
nukleocide: never heard of it
nukleocide: sounds like a Mexican chiropractor
Quote #422 by !nucleo on Sep 21st, 2008
nukleocide: so what'd you call for?
nukleocide: http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,3095444,00.html
load81884: to ask you about the cost of living in europe
nukleocide: holy shit what a coincidence
Quote #418 by !nucleo on Sep 21st, 2008
nukleocide: whats that new song on the radio
nukleocide: dum dum dee dum dum dum dee dum dum
Quote #416 by !nucleo on Sep 17th, 2008
Tears of Fayth: Oh, lunch is here.
Tears of Fayth: my boss bought lunch cause I ripped into him then his wife did too
nukleocide: aww
nukleocide: "here have some shitty cheese burgers from mc donalds"
nukleocide: "since I cheated on my wife"
nukleocide: unless he cheated on her with you
Tears of Fayth: No.
nukleocide: then it should be like a necklace
Tears of Fayth: LoL
Tears of Fayth: I don't like 83 year old balls, thanks
nukleocide: I think thats what my dad did when he cheated...
Tears of Fayth: Bought the girl a necklace?
Tears of Fayth: >.> What do I need to do to get some jewelry...damn.
nukleocide: come over and find out
Quote #414 by !nucleo on Sep 16th, 2008
nukleocide: http://nucleocide.net/open/nucleocide_bouncing_ball.swf
Tears of Fayth: What the heck..
nukleocide: its a stupid game I made like two years ago
nukleocide: a game with no point
nukleocide: you're a ball
nukleocide: and you bounce
nukleocide: hilarity ensues
nukleocide: it's like that other game you and me play except no bruising
Quote #413 by !nucleo on Sep 16th, 2008
nukleocide: I added digg buttons to OA and google ads
nukleocide: if anything it will probably make the site less popular
tmeash: hahahah
Quote #411 by !nucleo on Sep 16th, 2008
nukleocide: The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions. One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. He felt the worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. He cried out, 'God!
How could you do this to me?' Early the next day, he was awakened by the sound of a ship approaching the island!
It had come to rescue him! 'How did you know I was here?' asked the weary man of his rescuers. 'We saw your smoke signal,' they replied.
load81884: umm...
load81884: is this some kind of jesus story?
nukleocide: jah
load81884: wow, I think that really turned my view of god around. I truly believe now. Thank you so much for this inspiring story. Now if only that boat had been filled with a bunch of dick sucking whores I;d start praying...
nukleocide: :-/
load81884: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Quote #405 by !nucleo on Jul 24th, 2008
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Quote #404 by !nucleo on Jul 20th, 2008
RenownedQuotes, the system that runs ObsceneArt, is available for sale for $8.00.