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Josh [2:03]: hmm, takes 25k miles for a free flight
Josh [2:03]: I only have a little over 9k
Terra [2:03]: That sucks
Terra [2:06]: OVER 9000!?!?!
Terra [2:06]: That's what I should have said and in classic geek fashion, I didn't think about it until after it would have been funny.

nukleocide: heh
nukleocide: I can go both ways
nukleocide: fuck

tmeash: a creepy 36yr old guy messaged me on OkCupid
tmeash: I mean, the fucker LOOKS like a pedophile
tmeash: http://is0.okcupid.com/users/744/28/7440281669758378655/p1156853073.jpg
tmeash: "HEY! My name is Greg, and I know you're thinking I'm not all that great looking, it's cool, but keep in mind, there are FAR WORST looking guys than me.... Don't Believe me? check out the page of: www mailorderhusbands net"
tmeash: *hides in the corner*

nukleocide: if I had to lose my arms or my legs I'd lose my legs
nukleocide: if I had to lose my arms or my penis...
nukleocide: hmm
tmeash: dude
tmeash: that's a choice?
nukleocide: idk
nukleocide: I'm thinking
nukleocide: I'd have to analyze my sexual gratification with my programmatic gratification
tmeash: wow
tmeash: I can tell you've never had sex before

tmeash: 269.xxx.xxxx right?
nukleocide: me?
tmeash: me
nukleocide: http://whatismyip.com/
tmeash: phone number you tard
nukleocide: I was wondering why the numbers were mangled

[17:28] tmeash: I need a job
[17:29] tmeash: want to pay me $10/hr?
[17:29] tmeash: for doing anything other than javascript? haha XD
[17:29] tmeash: I got one thing to work, though
[17:29] tmeash: it made a little chart of ascii code shit
[17:31] tmeash: I think I'm going to swear off relationships again for awhile
[17:31] tmeash: I hadn't dated anyone for about 9 months when I met Alex in person
[17:31] tmeash: that worked out pretty well
[17:31] tmeash: I'm going to wait for Mr. Perfect to sweep me off my feet, hah
[17:31] tmeash: a guy with no hangups
[17:31] nukleocide: no, lol, cool, coolish, interesting, wow, sure, aww, that never happens
[17:32] nukleocide: in that order

tmeash: http://www.obsceneart.net/quotes/128
Ander: I am never opening a link from you again :(

Ander: someone changed their ring tone
Ander: here at work
Ander: to a fuckin goat
tmeash: hehe
tmeash: uhh
Ander: and it's going off
Ander: bleating
tmeash: send them this:
tmeash: http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=3&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgoatse.cz%2F&ei=CnPxRcSZApmepAKOp9y9Cg&usg=__YxKX2jG0oMctXW34iqj2kAWpTDk=&sig2=kQ9GS5L7rscpL6aLXckSDA
Ander: Terra
Ander: wtf
Ander: omg
Ander: :(
Ander: I fuckin opened that.
Ander: here at work.
tmeash: hahaha
tmeash: pwned, nukka!

tmeash: so i have to take this "time inventory" test for this retarded online success orientation class
tmeash: this is what i put for my activities in hours per week:
tmeash: watching tv: 10
tmeash: parties: 0
tmeash: bars: 0
tmeash: games: 5
tmeash: leisure reading: 7
tmeash: email/searching the web: 21
tmeash: sports: 0
tmeash: visits with friends and family: 1
tmeash: shopping: 0
tmeash: family responsibilites: 0
nukleocide: masturbation: 13
tmeash: sadly, i had to lie about the "searching the web" category to keep from looking like a complete nerd :(
nukleocide: I'm glad to see you didnt' lie about the masturbation time

tmeash: eventually we'll screen them like bash
tmeash: and let in all the quotes that contain the words: masturbation, sex, anal, oral, porn, linux, obscene art, OA

nukleocide: and now I'm planning on being the captain of my own pirate ship
tmeash: sweet
tmeash: can i be your first mate?
tmeash: that sounded kind of wrong...
tmeash: seeing as you're a virgin and all
nukleocide: wow
nukleocide: you can schwab my deck

[15:39] tmeash: http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/
[15:39] tmeash: that is why people hate christians
[15:40] nukleocide: not loading
[15:40] nukleocide: there it is
[15:40] nukleocide: holy shit
[15:41] nukleocide: holy animated rainbow background batman
[15:41] tmeash: :(
[15:41] nukleocide: I would hate us too with a page like that

[16:20] Ander: I love this song I just put on my profile.
[16:21] tmeash: hmm
[16:21] Ander: it's dirty
[16:21] Ander: lol
[16:21] tmeash: that's why you love it, eh?
[16:21] Ander: :o
[16:22] tmeash: man
[16:22] tmeash: living so close to canada has it's drawbacks

[11:28] tmeash: me actually doing the work?
[11:28] nukleocide: pretty much
[11:28] tmeash: gee thanks
[11:28] tmeash: i guess i owe you
[11:28] tmeash: i should just be like
[11:28] tmeash: yes
[11:28] tmeash: yes
[11:28] tmeash: ye
[11:28] tmeash: s
[11:28] tmeash: yes
[11:28] tmeash: yes
[11:28] tmeash: ye
[11:28] tmeash: syes
[11:28] nukleocide: what's my name?!
[11:29] tmeash: hahahah

[11:32] nukleocide: nucleocide.net loads in .3 seconds, OA loads in .03 seconds
[11:32] nukleocide: nuc is bloated :'(
[11:32] tmeash: lol
[11:32] tmeash: maybe it's just that time of the month :)
[11:32] nukleocide: wow
[11:33] nukleocide: a womans perspective

[11:45] nukleocide: weeboo
[11:46] tmeash: wtf is that and why do you say it all the time? lol
[11:46] nukleocide: idk
[11:46] nukleocide: I made it up at the lan party
[11:46] tmeash: lol nerd!
[11:46] nukleocide: I would just shout weeboo over and over while teleporting around my enemies in circles
[11:47] tmeash: wow
[11:47] nukleocide: yeah I know

[11:06] nukleocide: notepad is broken
[11:06] nukleocide: WTF
[11:06] tmeash: how the hell does notepad break?
[11:17] *** "nukleocide" signed off at Tue Feb 13 11:17:17 2007.
[11:19] *** "nukleocide" signed on at Tue Feb 13 11:19:50 2007.
[11:20] nukleocide: n otepad sitll broke wtf
[11:20] tmeash: keyboard broken too?

[10:55] anonymous: I just looked at the board
[10:55] anonymous: and I saw "have Paris."
[10:55] anonymous: I thought it was "have Penis."
[10:55] tmeash: got penis?
[10:55] anonymous: I need to get laid...

[22:12] tmeash: i predict that i'm going to have carpal tunnel within 5 yrs
[22:13] nukleocide: heh
[22:13] nukleocide: same here
[22:13] nukleocide: but from masturbation
[22:13] tmeash: my wrists already kill
[22:13] tmeash: haha
[22:13] tmeash: i play with my mouse too much :(
[22:13] nukleocide: I read "i play with"
[22:13] nukleocide: cuz this window was half hidden behind my browser
[22:14] tmeash: that's not nice :( i like to be on top

[21:43] nukleocide: those two ppl over there are on a first date
[21:43] nukleocide: she's a hot air head
[21:43] nukleocide: he's a hot jock
[21:43] nukleocide: she's talking about how she always loses at starting contests
[21:43] nukleocide: he's nodding in agreeance
[21:43] nukleocide: I think so far it's a successful date
[21:43] tmeash: lol
[21:44] nukleocide: I thought you'd call me out on calling a guy hot
[21:44] tmeash: oh
[21:44] tmeash: lol nah
[21:44] nukleocide: cause you already know my secret?
[21:44] tmeash: you're bi?
[21:44] tmeash: yup
[21:44] tmeash: lol
[21:44] tmeash: you play girls on WoW
[21:44] tmeash: and try to pick up guys
[21:44] tmeash: i know :)
[21:44] nukleocide: for money!

[15:47] nukleocide: you just missed me running naked through the appartment at full speed cuz I just realized I left the water boiling on the stove
[15:47] tmeash: so you were sitting at your computer naked while boiling water?
[15:48] tmeash: i think a tv show with naked people running would be insanely hilarious
[15:49] nukleocide: yes
[15:49] nukleocide: and yes
[15:49] tmeash: why were you sitting at your computer naked?!?!
[15:49] nukleocide: just don't fry bacon while naked >_<
[15:49] nukleocide: hey I don't ask you personal questions
[15:49] tmeash: i think you're just making up funny stories so we can put the quotes on obsceneart
[15:50] nukleocide: I got out of the shower a bit ago and just never put on clothes
[15:50] nukleocide: you'll understand when you get an appt
[15:51] tmeash: ummm... dude, you live with your SISTER